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Do You Really Want to Know How Big It Is? Posted: 12 months ago by suebe
The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer’s penis. Available in centimeters or inches. Not available in France.
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Wikipedia Censored In U.K. Over Nude Girl Posted: 12 months ago by cactushair
U.K. Internet users have been blocked from editing Wikipedia, and they're unable to access an article about an album by the German rock group, the Scorpions....
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Let Your "Light" Shine For Christ This Christmas Season! Posted: 12 months ago by gammerus
Another one for the What were they thinking?!? category
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No more Thin Mints?!? Posted: 12 months ago by maven
With membership falling, the Girl Scouts hired a management consulting team and came up with one solution: de-emphasize the cookies. Apparently they want to be associated with more 21st century girl power, which doesn't leave room for the sweet snacks.
*I'm working on a good thin mint recipe as well
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No One Believes That the Subway Made You Late? Posted: 12 months ago by suebe
Well, the NYC Transit Authority will give you an excuse letter to prove it was the subway's fault.
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Awkward Rules - Guidelines For Dealing With Those Awkward Situations Posted: 12 months ago by DoggyLives
Helping you out in those awkward situations by figuring out the unwritten rules for dealing with awkward situations
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Go Topless - Equal Topless Rights For Women (NSFW) Posted: 12 months ago by DoggyLives
We are a US organization, claiming that women have the same constitutional right to be bare chested in public places as men.
While this sounds a bit frivolous I really think it raises a damn good point. Why should it be ok for a man to go topless but not a women? Because the western world has sexualised a womans body so much that it's considered wrong?
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Disney accused by Catholic cleric of corrupting children's minds Posted: 12 months ago by AutumnLotus
A leading Catholic cleric has launched a fierce attack on Disney, claiming it has corrupted children and encouraged greed.
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Mini Arcade Piggy Bank Posted: 12 months ago by AutumnLotus
While these pint-size versions of Breakout and Tetris aren’t totally faithful to their arcade counterparts, they only charge a single shiny copper penny to play. Each mini-machine is actually a piggy bank, which encourage you to deposit coins in exchange for games.
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The stunning life-like horse sculptures made entirely of driftwood washed up on the beach Posted: 12 months ago by AutumnLotus
From a distance they are the embodiment of equine grace, three creatures ready to burst into a gallop across the sands.
Only on closer examination are they revealed to be sculptures made, incredibly, from driftwood.
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Chocolate Pills Posted: 12 months ago by AutumnLotus
Many of life’s annoyances can be swept away in a sea of calm with a deep intake of breath in and a tasty chocolate pill. It will soon become one of your hand bag essentials. 30 delicious chocolate pills in a blister pack to keep each little pill as fresh as they day they were made, just for you, or a friend you know that may be feeling a little glum.
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Hopes of separating conjoined girls dashed Posted: 12 months ago by Bornbad
How does one pick them up???
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Woman gets duped into having her feet pics on Fetish Website Posted: 1 year ago by Moe
So a 'student' comes in to a store and asks this woman to model her feet for a Reflexology School project. But the pics end up on a foot fetish website. Hilarity, as always, ensues.
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Brenden Foster - "I had a great time." Posted: 1 year ago by TraumaMamma
Three years ago, doctors diagnosed Brenden with leukemia. The boy who once rushed through homework so he could play outside found himself confined to a bed. But there was no confining his spirit. "I had a great time. And until my time comes, I'm going to keep having a great time," he said. Brenden's selfless dying wish was to help the homeless.
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The Last Days of Freddie Posted: 1 year ago by icepigs
It was 17 years ago today that the world lost Freddie Mercury.
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Polydactyl cat seeks a good home Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
Coco the cat has four normal claws and one dew claw with three claws in the pads on her front feet, and five claws at the back.
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Buddha 'relic' found in Nanjing Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
Archeologists on Saturday removed an about 1,000-year-old miniature pagoda, believed to hold the top part of Buddha's skull, from an iron case found at a former temple site in Nanjing in July.
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As Taboos Ease, Saudi Girl Group Dares to Rock Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
They cannot perform in public. They cannot pose for album cover photographs. Even their jam sessions are secret, for fear of offending the religious authorities in this ultraconservative kingdom.
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LOLGrandparents Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
Have you ever tried to explain LOLCats to your grandparents? It's like explaining LOLCats to actual cats.
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Guitar Hero-playing robot takes on Cult of Personality Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
If you needed further proof that we're quickly approaching the day when robots will outperform humans in all our endeavors, you may want to turn your attention to a tech demo for the Guitar Hero-playing "Cythbot". Using a light-measuring camera and six pneumatic "fingers", the Cythbot can strum its way through Guitar Hero's more difficult songs with terrifying accuracy.
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US Officials Flunk Civics, History, Economics Exam Posted: 1 year ago by fugazi
This came out a few days ago, but couldn't find mention of it 'round here.
Sad state of affairs, or Sad Affairs of State?
You can has quiz, too! (you should take quiz before reading article, as it gives away some answers)
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20 things you didn't know about sex Posted: 1 year ago by zhakhmir
"4. Although famously monogamous, female Adélie penguins slip away from their mates occasionally to couple with unattached males. They exact a fee (pdf) for such a dalliance—stones to bolster their nests—not unlike certain people."
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"10. The spiny anteater, an egg-laying mammal native to Australia and New Guinea, has a penis with four heads, but only two fit into the female at once"........awkward....
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Renegade, Renaissance, Radiance and Rosebud Posted: 1 year ago by pocksucket
These are the codenames assigned respectively to Barack, Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama by The U.S. Secret Service.
Who perhaps should have a think about their name.
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In Flanders Fields Posted: 1 year ago by gratheo
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
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Holocaust survivors to Mormons: Stop baptisms of dead Jews Posted: 1 year ago by muppet
"We ask you to respect us and our Judaism just as we respect your religion," Michel said in a statement released ahead of the news conference. "We ask you to leave our six million Jews, all victims of the Holocaust, alone, they suffered enough."
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