I like chocolate milk.
Like Fish? Posted: 1 week ago by heymrp
You know, the kind you go fishing for and then take a picture of and then sent to your local news web site so they can post pictures of local who have caught some pretty darn big fish so I can make a link on Plime so that you can look at the fish so then you'll give me a million upvotes so that I can begin my quest of world domination Mwwwhaaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!
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First Tomatoes and now Lean Pockets Posted: 1 week ago by heymrp
I may never be able to eat again!
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Deadwood Posted: 2 weeks ago by heymrp
HeyMrP and Mandolinorange agree that this is the best TV show ever. San Francisco c***sucka! NSFW for naughty language.
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Look ma, no van! Posted: 1 month ago by heymrp
A 9 year old took his mom's keys, got his little sister, and took the van for a spin, wrecking the van. Someone should have tanned that kids hide! A short video news story.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 163 [+].
Lost Parody Posted: 2 months ago by heymrp
So these guys do Lost parodies using the action figures from the show. My favorite one is when Gandolf shows up looking for Merry.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 210 [+].
Victor Borge Posted: 3 months ago by heymrp
Inspired by Jetka's foreign piano playing comedian.
Borge teams a keen sense of comic timing and classical music. In other words... this old guy will entertain you.
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Huy Fong Foods Posted: 3 months ago by heymrp
Inspired by AutumnLotus' thread about measuring the heat of peppers. A snippet from an actual customer letter states, "...my housemates and I find your product ('rooster sauce' as we call it) to be essential to the household. I could almost eat a napkin that was dotted with it." YUMMY!
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 209 [+].
Twinkies! Posted: 3 months ago by heymrp
Twinkies - Tingling Taste Buds for more than 75 Years!
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Free remote scanner software Posted: 3 months ago by heymrp
Many moons ago I posted this site that gives away free software daily. Most days they offer a turd that no one wants. Today they are giving away software that will allow you to "share and open access to a scanner on the local area network that is not directly connected to your computer." This offer only lasts 17 more hours.
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Ladies and Gents. The Bonsai Kitten™ Posted: 4 months ago by heymrp
Dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets.
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Economic Stimulus Package Posted: 5 months ago by heymrp
How do you curb the recession? Give everybody some money!
Bush is expected to sign a $170 billion bill designed to pump money into the economy through you and me. If it is true I get $2100.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 118 [+].
Ferocious pack of K-9s hunt helpless feline. Posted: 5 months ago by heymrp
Not for the weak of heart. (Not related to Triumph, he just makes me laugh.)
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Stephen Grant (wife murderer) in jail house trouble. Posted: 6 months ago by heymrp
I work at the youth home near the county jail and tonight on my way home I saw the news trucks outside. Curious, I did a little research and found out what this creep is up to these days.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 75 [+].
Letter From Hell Posted: 9 months ago by Heymrp
Not sure exactly how I feel about this one. The voice acting is great, the mood is tense, the P.S. is a doozy.
Yet as a Christian I still feel a bit conflicted about it. *WARNING* Christian in nature. Do not view if you are offended by Christianity!
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The Shewee Posted: 9 months ago by heymrp
No more crossed legs or uncomfortable squatting!
Perfect Christmas gift for that special lady in your life.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 265 [+].
Holy Crap! Another woot-off! Posted: 9 months ago by Heymrp
BOC here I come!
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 96 [+].
Play Trivial Pursuit online Posted: 9 months ago by Heymrp
This isn't existential or anything, so no need for any further description here is there?
Or maybe there is.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 147 [+].
Best baby costume ever! Posted: 9 months ago by Heymrp
OK I know it's just a picture... but it's the best baby Halloween costume ever!
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 320 [+].
Purple and Brown Posted: 10 months ago by heymrp
Enjoyable claymation series starring Purple and Brown.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 127 [+].
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...IT'S WOOT-OFF TIME! Posted: 10 months ago by Heymrp
Woot woot. It's a woot-off!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 46 [+].
School Bus Crash Posted: 10 months ago by Heymrp
Surveillance video shows children being tossed around inside a school bus during a crash in Arkansas. The driver of the bus allegedly hit a guardrail and went into a ditch.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 123 [+].
Flirting Posted: 10 months ago by heymrp
A guide to flirting, since some of you have not got a clue!
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 159 [+].
Baboon with his pet chicken. Posted: 10 months ago by Heymrp
This is cute, He has a pet chicken.
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Detroit Pistons Cartoon Posted: 11 months ago by heymrp
Shaq misses a free throw so bad that he ends up in space! Can the Pistons save him?
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Top 10 Video Game Bosses Posted: 11 months ago by Heymrp
You know.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 112 [+].