Sex is like a Chinese dinner for two. It's not over until you both get your cookies.
How To Convert LPs Into MP3s Posted: 11 hours ago by Nateebiinature
As an alternative to watching the Cowboys/Cardinals game this weekend.
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30 South Australian lesbians impregnated by same man Posted: 1 day ago by tigertony
The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might socialise with their half-siblings, without realising they are related, creating a risk of incest.
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If All Movies Had Cell Phones Posted: 2 days ago by wildminou
Your favorite films just got a lot shorter.
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The Rival to the Bible Posted: 2 days ago by fentwin
What is probably the oldest known Bible is being digitised, reuniting its scattered parts for the first time since its discovery 160 years ago. It is markedly different from its modern equivalent. What's left out?
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World's first double arm transplant patient delighted Posted: 3 days ago by AutumnLotus
The world's only transplant recipient of two full arms said the feeling of being whole again was "indescribable".
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What does your bar tab say about you? Posted: 3 days ago by Nateebiinature
Have you ever seen a receipt laying on a bar top, and thought to yourself “I bet I know what kind of person this belongs to”? Is it possible to formulate a conclusion based solely on what someone ordered? We’d like to think so.
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Physician to lose license after consentual oral sex with patient Posted: 3 days ago by bernardblack
Man goes to the doctor for kidney problems. During the examination, the patient gets an erection. The doctor sees this and performs oral sex until completion. After the patient gets his, then he decides he is uncomfortable and complains about it.
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Chutzpah II: Woman wrongly receives $2.6 million and cries that she is the victim Posted: 4 days ago by bernardblack
In a matter of a few hours after receiving the check, she spent almost $300,000. She ended up getting a very light sentence and cried that she didn't do anything wrong and whined that her dreams are now shattered.
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SNL: Vice Presidential Debate Skit Posted: 6 days ago by Bornbad
The mocking of Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live continues. This week’s skit was a VP debate do-over with Tina Fey in the Governor Sarah Palin role, SNL cast member Jason Sudeikis as Senator Joe Biden, and special guest Queen Latifah playing Gwen Ifill the moderator.
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Things Sarah Palin can name Posted: 6 days ago by gratheo
I'll get back to you on that.
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Two Women arrested for robbing Subway Posted: 1 week ago by icepigs
Nothing super special about this story...except one of the Subway's she robbed is owned by my brother. (See Comments for info from my brother.)
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We RickRolled MTV! Posted: 1 week ago by IcePigs
Although it didn't start on Plime, we helped Rick Astley to be nominated as the Best Act Ever!
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Transgender students force lavatory change Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
A row has broken out at the University of Manchester after its student union lavatories were stripped of their genders so as not to offend transgendered people.
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Man catches bullet in teeth, spits it out, shooter flees Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
The drama occurred after Stipe and Mirna Cavlovic, both 37, got caught up in a row between two men. One of the men fired at the couple but the bullet ricocheted off Mirna's cheek and got stuck in Stipe's false teeth.
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Hookers lining up for their BJs Posted: 2 weeks ago by bernardblack
It's just as the headline states.
(but perhaps not what your dirty mind is thinking)
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Beer helps man walk again Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
The surgeon could see Mr Huckvale was struggling to stand and told him he had a spare leg lying under the desk in his surgery in America - and he could have it for nothing.
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One on One with Sarah Palin Posted: 2 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Katie Couric speaks with GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin
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German dentist extracts payment from patient Posted: 2 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
A German dentist overpowered a female patient in her home and yanked out two dental bridges from her mouth because she had failed to pay her bill.
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This book doesn't work. It's clearly faulty... Posted: 2 weeks ago by kamaloo
Amazon review of "The Good Book". Pretty childish but honest and with a message
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McCain seeks to delay Friday's debate to deal with credit crisis Posted: 2 weeks ago by shep182
Republican John McCain said Wednesday he is directing his staff to work with Democrat Barack Obama's campaign and the presidential debate commission to delay Friday's debate because of the economic crisis.
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SNL = Simply Nauseating Liberals Posted: 3 weeks ago by Nateebiinature
NBC jokes: Todd Palin has sex with daughters
'Saturday Night Live' skit suggests Sarah's husband guilty of incest.
**Edit, Video in comments... I doubt you'll hear about this in the mainstream media. Shame on SNL.
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Songs to drive by Posted: 3 weeks ago by meggysue
Friends, Motorists, Plimates.... give me your ears.
NPR's listeners selected favorite songs in several categories, sure to satisfy anyone's taste in music and give you ideas for your next road trip milieu.
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Stuffed up? Throw out the Sudafed. Masturbate Instead Posted: 3 weeks ago by bernardblack
Latest scientific research shows that men can achieve relief from congestion by ejaculating (via masturbation or a considerate partner/nurse)
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The origin of the anus Posted: 3 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Have you ever wondered where a*****es come from? Two evolutionary biologists have published genetic evidence in Nature1 that they claim refutes the leading theory of anal evolution
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Sun glare is the likely cause of a fatal Amish buggy crash Posted: 3 weeks ago by Bornbad
A seven-year-old Amish boy was killed and three other kids were life-flighted to Cleveland after a van plowed into their buggy on the way to school. Five kids were in the buggy.
(The Amish may be on to something by being without motor vehicles)
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