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The Mystery of the Damascus Sword - Solved Posted: 1 day ago by hmtksteve
Nor only were Damascus swords sharp and beautiful, they were also objects of mystery. The best European bladesmiths from the Middle Ages on up weren't able to make them, even though they carefully studied examples of blades made in the East. Damascus blades became even more mysterious when the art of making them actually died out. The last Damascus swords were made in the early 1800s.
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Two Women arrested for robbing Subway Posted: 5 days ago by icepigs
Nothing super special about this story...except one of the Subway's she robbed is owned by my brother. (See Comments for info from my brother.)
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Bank robber hires unsuspecting accomplices via Craigslist Posted: 5 days ago by murfanda
In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a bank on Tuesday.
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We RickRolled MTV! Posted: 6 days ago by IcePigs
Although it didn't start on Plime, we helped Rick Astley to be nominated as the Best Act Ever!
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Science Fiction's Most Surprising Family Ties Posted: 6 days ago by Nateebiinature
On last week’s Heroes premiere, one character learned the shocking truth about his parentage. And he’s hardly the first. When scifi’s heroes and villains start shaking the family tree, a few unexpected branches are sure to tumble down. We collected some of science fiction’s greatest genealogical curveballs. Be prepared for familial spoilers below.
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Man catches bullet in teeth, spits it out, shooter flees Posted: 6 days ago by AutumnLotus
The drama occurred after Stipe and Mirna Cavlovic, both 37, got caught up in a row between two men. One of the men fired at the couple but the bullet ricocheted off Mirna's cheek and got stuck in Stipe's false teeth.
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Bill Gates’ Personal Easter Eggs in 8 Bit BASIC Posted: 7 days ago by cactushair
If you type “WAIT6502,1″ into a Commodore PET with BASIC V2 (1979), it will show the string “MICROSOFT!” at the top left corner of the screen. Legend has it Bill Gates himself inserted this easter egg “after he had had an argument with Commodore founder Jack Tramiel”...
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WaMu was the next to fall. Posted: 2 weeks ago by IcePigs
In the biggest bank failure in history, JPMorgan Chase will acquire massive branch network and troubled assets from Washington Mutual for $1.9 billion.
On a personal note, WaMu holds (held?) my mortgage. Does this mean I don't need to make any more payments??
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The Dangers of Holding Your Wii While Whipping The Weasel Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
It is imperative that you wait for some real private time before touching yourself in an impure manner. And for the love of God—do not keep the Wii controller in your hand when you do it.
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German dentist extracts payment from patient Posted: 2 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
A German dentist overpowered a female patient in her home and yanked out two dental bridges from her mouth because she had failed to pay her bill.
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This book doesn't work. It's clearly faulty... Posted: 2 weeks ago by kamaloo
Amazon review of "The Good Book". Pretty childish but honest and with a message
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Wario Destroys YouTube Posted: 2 weeks ago by glik
Save the children!
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CEO murdered by mob of fired employees Posted: 2 weeks ago by bernardblack
Takes airing grievances to a whole new level.
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Palin draws largest crowd (60,000 ) yet for GOP Posted: 2 weeks ago by Nateebiinature
To reiterate: An Alaska governor who was virtually unknown a month ago and is the number two on the presidential ticket may have doubled or tripled the crowd for a sitting president.
And without the help of a concert.
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SNL = Simply Nauseating Liberals Posted: 2 weeks ago by Nateebiinature
NBC jokes: Todd Palin has sex with daughters
'Saturday Night Live' skit suggests Sarah's husband guilty of incest.
**Edit, Video in comments... I doubt you'll hear about this in the mainstream media. Shame on SNL.
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Stuffed up? Throw out the Sudafed. Masturbate Instead Posted: 3 weeks ago by bernardblack
Latest scientific research shows that men can achieve relief from congestion by ejaculating (via masturbation or a considerate partner/nurse)
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Almost Everything You Know About Cleopatra Is Wrong Posted: 3 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Cleopatra (Cleopatra VII to be exact) has inspired books, plays, movies and 32 operas. Most picture her as this beautiful Egyptian woman who committed suicide by getting as asp to bite her. However much of that is wrong. Well she was a woman. That much is accurate.
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Hoist the Jolly Rogets Posted: 3 weeks ago by tragluk
Oh I wanted to write a pirate song
Cause everyone loves a pirate song
And everyone has a pirate song
But meeeee...
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Another Lame Remake From Hollywood Posted: 3 weeks ago by bernardblack
Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom will be starring in a remake (or possibly sequel) of the iconic 70's disco era movie, Saturday Night Fever. To show that Hollywood is still creative they've moved the setting from Brooklyn to England. The movie will be titled, The Fever Returns.
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Sun glare is the likely cause of a fatal Amish buggy crash Posted: 3 weeks ago by Bornbad
A seven-year-old Amish boy was killed and three other kids were life-flighted to Cleveland after a van plowed into their buggy on the way to school. Five kids were in the buggy.
(The Amish may be on to something by being without motor vehicles)
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Free drinks for women who remove undies Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
The Saint Hotel in St Kilda is hosting a No Undie Sundie event this weekend, promising a $50 drink card if women hang their knickers over the bar.
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The Truth About Earmarks Posted: 3 weeks ago by JoshSF49
Many people seem to be confused about earmarks, so I thought I'd give this handy little article.
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TinyUrl Expander Posted: 3 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Enter a TinyUrl link and see where the hidden url will take you.
If you have firefox there are a few Greasemonkey scripts you can use such as this to automatically decode the link in a tooltip by just hovering over the link.
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Did The Vikings Discover America? Posted: 4 weeks ago by pocksucket
Yes. Specifically Leif Ericsson. Eat that, Columbus.
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Hallucinogenic chocolates doom Berlin sweet shop Posted: 4 weeks ago by Bornbad
Chocolates and lollipops laced with hallucinogenic mushrooms and marijuana.
(I think the vikings did this)
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