In addition to being the creator of Worth1000.com and now Plime, JaxomLOTUS is a celebrated thespian and performer of the fine arts. When not impressing enlightened critics with his rendition of Horatio in William Shakespeare's "Crescent of Man" or performing Handel's "Caravaggio in D Minor" on his custom-built Stradivarius before an audience of millions, he can be found painting higher physics equations on the walls of abandoned subway stations. In addition to his role on Plime as the resident abstract theologist, he is currently researching his thesis for simultaneously curing for AIDS and world hunger by feeding HIV-infected babies to the starving masses.

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How to draw ANYTHING in 1 step Posted: 2 months ago by jaxomlotus
Step 1: Draw a dog covering the thing you can't draw.

A helpful guide by our very own Meowza.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 1322 [+].

Vote for Plime / Worth1000 / Aviary founders to speak at SXSW Posted: 2 months ago by jaxomlotus
We've been granted the opportunity to speak on panels at the upcoming SXSW conference in Texas, but visitors get to vote up the panels they like the best. Please help support Plime's parent company by voting us up!
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 869 [+].

Worth1000 launches web based time machine Posted: 6 months ago by jaxomlotus
Dodo is incredibly simple to use: Just upload an input picture, choose between different settings that might affect the aging process (i.e. amounts of alcohol and tobacco consumed), set a year and hit generate.
Comments: 21 Score: [-] 726 [+].

KNEEL before Toiletron! Posted: 7 months ago by jaxomlotus
Meowza & Aviary collaborate to prove that toilets are one of the most favored hiding spots for evil robots from other galaxies.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 275 [+].

Meowza makes the perfect celebrity Posted: 7 months ago by jaxomlotus
Watch the video as he blends features from Catherine Zeta-Jones, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron and Keira Knightley into one ultimate celebrity.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 663 [+].

5 works of art that can probably kill you Posted: 7 months ago by jaxomlotus
I'm not talking about any pansy homicidal Mona Lisa's here, either. Make sure to watch the Kinetic sculpture video for nightmares.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 360 [+].

Video sneak peak of Aviary's new vector editor Posted: 7 months ago by jaxomlotus
This is the first time a vector editor like Adobe Illustrator has been attempted as a web app.

Disclaimer: Aviary was created by the same folks that created Plime.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 534 [+].

Plime's parent company Worth1000 nominated for 2008 Webware 100. Posted: 7 months ago by jaxomlotus
Well this is exciting: Worth1000 (the folks that brought you Plime) was nominated from amongst almost 5,000 companies to make the final cut in the 2008 Webware 100 in the Publishing and Photography category! Help us make it to the finals! You can vote on 3 websites in each category (Worth1000 is at the bottom of the linked page).
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 817 [+].

Amazing picture of cyborg frog.... NOT photoshopped! Posted: 8 months ago by jaxomlotus
Because it was made in Aviary (from the creators of Plime and Worth1000 :)).
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 774 [+].

If Obama and Hillary had a lovechild Posted: 8 months ago by jaxomlotus
Meowza strikes again! This time, with a video showing a mating between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, (made entirely in Aviary).
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 634 [+].

Hillary Clinton sheds some skin (in Aviary) Posted: 8 months ago by jaxomlotus
Another meowza classic, this time exploring the inner workings of Hillary Clinton's soul.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 873 [+].

Video of Britney Spears getting detouched, in under 2 minutes Posted: 8 months ago by jaxomlotus
Oh, and did we mention that it's all done by Internet legend Meowza, in Aviary, a browser based suite of tools that happens to be the latest project from the creators of Plime and Worth1000? No? OK: It's all done by Internet legend Meowza, in Aviary, a browser based suite of tools that happens to be the latest project from the creators of Plime and Worth1000.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 870 [+].

Hacking in the real world Posted: 10 months ago by jaxomlotus
Plime creator Jax takes an analytical look at New Orleans, keyboards, Y2K and English language browsers and the common points that unite them. If you're interested in the science of "Why are things made that way?" you'll like it.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 651 [+].

Super-human exoskeletons are finally here! Posted: 10 months ago by jaxomlotus
but still no flying cars. :(
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 432 [+].

First look at Peacock, the pattern generator in the Aviary suite Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
This is one of the most interesting and fun tools of the bunch and best of all... you don't need to be an artist to make cool things with it.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 347 [+].

Welcome to the newest addition to the Plime/Worth1000 family! Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
Our chief programmer Iz and his wife have just had a new baby boy. Congratulations!
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 418 [+].

Control Half Life 2 with your mind! Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
A company has developed the technology to let you wear a headset that can read your brainwaves and send out signals to perform mechanical tasks. Imagine the ramifications for disabled people...
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 111 [+].

vote this down Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
just testing a bug fix.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 45 [+].

Hummingbird's 3D rendering engine Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus

Comments: 0 Score: [-] 45 [+].

HBOVoyeur.com: See what other people are doing, when they think noone is watching Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
One of the most creative mixes of internet and television, and multiple threaded storylines, I've ever seen.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 174 [+].

First look at Aviary's flash-based 3D rendering engine Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
We'll be unveiling quite a bit more technical demos of Hummingbird this summer. Hummingbird is the 3D modeling tool in the new creative suite, Aviary, built by the folks behind Worth1000 and Plime.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 297 [+].

McDonalds takes the time to answer incredibly stupid questions Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
McDonalds prepared a FAQ site, where anyone can submit any question and they will post it with an answer.

Case in point:
"at school we were asked to reaserch what was put into your food and the information that we found was discratious!! you put feathers into your shakes, you put cows eyeballs into your beef as part of your 100% beef, you coat the fruit into bleach, CANT YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING PEOPLE WITH THIS JUNK FOOD?"

Thanks for your interest in McDonald’s, but the things you’ve mentioned are definitely not true... There are no eyeballs in the burgers. Milkshakes are 75% milk, produced from UK dairy farms - with no added feathers...

Comments: 0 Score: [-] 80 [+].

McDonalds takes the time to answer incredibly stupid questions Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
From their FAQ:
" we reaserch what was put into your food and that we found was discratious!! you put feathers into your shakes, you put cows eyeballs into your beef, you coat the fruit into bleach?"

There are no eyeballs in the burgers. Milkshakes are 75% milk, produced from UK dairy farms - with no added feathers...

Comments: 9 Score: [-] 175 [+].

McDonalds takes the time to answer incredibly stupid questions Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
McDonalds prepared a FAQ site, where anyone can submit any question and they will post it with an answer.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 44 [+].

McDonalds takes the time to answer incredibly stupid questions Posted: 1 year ago by jaxomlotus
McDonalds prepared a FAQ site, where anyone can submit any question and they will post it with an answer.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 44 [+].