Kero, the rare and beautiful South American wood sprite, was perfect... almost. A few if her habits disturbed her wood sprite family: she was prone to wander, often sacrificing safety and security for the chance to see new places and try new things. She was very outspoken and opinionated, and was fascinated with tattoos.Her sprite-ly family didn’t sanction her travels and feared her ways might get her in trouble, so they gave her a cat to placate her. But Kero quickly devised a way to subvert their plans. She began to support herself by neatly arranging her wood-sprite dust into compelling commercial art and design. Soon she was free of most constraints.One day she met a dashing French wood-sprite, and they communed. She took the name of Keroberos32. Their union brought them and her cat to Texas, where they take human form and have a penchant for umbrella drinks and bicycling. While they inhabit their cozy apartment, they are still taken to fits of travel, mainly to Europe, and might find themselves in France next year.Being more than mere mortals, it might seem as if they are living the American Dream, but it is we who dream, for in reality, they are multidimensional spritely beings.Kero meets Mavenhttp://www.plime.com/f/6976/1/ Kero meets Altonhttp://www.plime.com/f/6846/ Kero meets Suckersklubhttp://www.plime.com/f/6433/ Kero meets IcePigshttp://www.plime.com/f/5838/ Kero turns 30http://www.plime.com/f/6412/1/ Kero turns 20http://www.plime.com/f/4691/ Kero Birthdayhttp://www.plime.com/f/5879/1/ Kero roasthttp://www.plime.com/f/5872/
He has double-crossed us! Posted: 1 day ago by KerOBeroS32
When Bullwinkle goes bad!
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The Dark Side of Facebook Posted: 1 day ago by KerOBeroS32
Hilarity ensues... Some NSFW
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Cheating husband ordered to pay $100,000 to spurned mistress Posted: 3 weeks ago by keroberos32
Say what?
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Ball Buster - The Game Posted: 3 weeks ago by KerOBeroS32
Appropriately so, considering the woman is winning...
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Forklift Accident Leads to Epic Booze Bath for Driver Posted: 4 weeks ago by KerOBeroS32
Can we say: "You're Fired" ?
Video in article
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characters for an epic tale Posted: 4 weeks ago by KerOBeroS32
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Human Bat Roaming the streets of Paris Posted: 4 weeks ago by KerOBeroS32
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Losing Net Neutrality; Worst Case Scenario Posted: 1 month ago by keroberos32
Losing Net Neutrality; Worst Case Scenario
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Japanese McDonald's Ad Posted: 1 month ago by keroberos32
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What the Duck!!?? Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32
Photography Humour.... Suckersklub, this one is for you and your new camera...
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Dog Drinks from Kitchen Faucet Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32
No big deal, right? Any dog can jump on the counter and, if the water faucet is open, drink from it...
That is of course until you realize the breed of the dog...
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Wikipedia earmarks 20 articles for deletion Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32
As part of the ongoing push to make the site more "encyclopedic", there is a system in place that allows volunteers to flag up dubious articles for deletion.
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Germans Stink in Bed, Literally Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32
Forgive me, Suckersklub, Pocksucket, Bornbad, Hoosker, DEP, 2Manyusernames, Alton, ThirdEye, Moe, Icepigs, Davethefish, JaxomLotus, and anyone else I have missed...
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Nero's rotating banquet hall unveiled in Rome Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32
The room, part of Nero's Golden Palace, a sprawling residence built in the first century A.D., is thought to have been built to entertain government officials and VIPs, said lead archaeologist Francoise Villedieu.
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YOU! suck at Craigslist Posted: 2 months ago by keroberos32
A blog about how 95% of population couldn't sell ice to an Eskimo to save their lives...
Not my blog
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San Diego Marijuana Fire Posted: 2 months ago by keroberos32
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLmhBZoBhM Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32
***NSFW***
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Rocket Brothers Posted: 2 months ago by keroberos32
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367 Posted: 3 months ago by KerOBeroS32
CAREFUL @ WORK!
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The Texican Whopper Posted: 3 months ago by KerOBeroS32
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Open-Mindedness Posted: 3 months ago by KerOBeroS32
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The Perfect First Audition Posted: 3 months ago by KerOBeroS32
That gets a standing ovation from Simon Cowell...
Which can be seen here:
embedding disabled :C
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Hurricane wave sweeps Maine spectators out to sea Posted: 3 months ago by KerOBeroS32
EDGARTOWN, Mass. – A rogue wave from Hurricane Bill swept spectators out to sea at a Maine park Sunday as the storm-churned surf attracted onlookers and daredevils along the Eastern Seaboard.
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Bizarre Birthday Cakes! Posted: 3 months ago by KerOBeroS32
Remember when your mom got you a Fudgie the Whale cake for your birthday and you almost died of delight?
Yeah, neither do I...
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Making money from video games? It's child's play! Posted: 4 months ago by KerOBeroS32
The video game world is full of success stories -- geeks who got the last laugh by becoming superstar developers with fat bank accounts. But as the industry matures, so do the people in it, making room for a new generation of entrepreneurial gamers.
Update to this.
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