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Man holds Pizza Hut signs for $500 ransom Posted: 17 hours ago by coldbladed
Photo proving possession of the signs included an image of his license plate...
Can we get the braindead category back?
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Breakfast of Champions? Phelps signs with Frosted Flakes Posted: 17 hours ago by coldbladed
Some are criticizing him for not sticking with healthy endorsements, for 'sending kids the wrong message.'
I hear Phelps loves McDonalds, so why not endorse them? What do you think?
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Ass Bras Posted: 20 hours ago by bernardblack
Can't afford a Brazilian butt lift? No worries, just strap your rear into one of these absolutely crazy contraptions that look more like props for S&M than beauty devices. An ass bra will have you defying gravity and the natural aging process in no time.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 562 [+].
One injection 'vaccine' cure for arthritis within five years Posted: 21 hours ago by stinkobinko
The treatment works like a vaccine and could be available within five years. Cells would be taken from the body, altered, and injected back into the affected joint.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 313 [+].
Never try to kite surf in a hurricane! Posted: 21 hours ago by tigertony
Darwin missed this one, but he's always watching.
I don't have to say where the hurricane is, do I?
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A mother's grief: Heartbroken gorilla cradles her dead baby Posted: 1 day ago by AutumnLotus
Holding the lifeless body of her dead child like a rag doll, this female gorilla stares at the corpse in shock and bewilderment, unable to accept that her baby is dead.
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Leroi Moore, Sax player for The Dave Matthews Band Died Posted: 1 day ago by Chez
LeRoi Moore, saxophone player for the Dave Matthews Band, died Tuesday of injuries suffered in an accident on an all-terrain vehicle in June. He was 46.
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You've seen those Back-to-School supply lists at Wal-Mart Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
Yea well, they make those lists up themselves... and include sh*t that schools specifically DON'T want kids to bring.
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Roseanne Barr labels Jolie 'Evil' and Pitt 'Vacuous' Posted: 2 days ago by TraumaMamma
COMEDIAN Rosanne Barr has launched a scathing attack on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, labelling them "evil" and "vacuous" for their role in "violent, psychopathic movies" and criticising their charity efforts.
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Premie comes "back to life." Posted: 3 days ago by Nateebiinature
A couple from Kafr Yasif in the Galilee received the shock of their lives Monday when the wife's miscarried 610-gram fetus, which had been declared dead five hours earlier, was found to be breathing.
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Daniel Radcliffe Diagnosed with Dyspraxia Posted: 3 days ago by eLJay
Until today, I have never even heard of such a condition. If you want to know more about it, Here is a link to it.
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We Need a Black Google Posted: 3 days ago by doggylives
Some people are wondering if Google is too white, as in Caucasian, because so many white people use Google that it returns results that alienate the rest of the population
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6 legged deer to go back down to 4 legs Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
Vets will operate to remove the two extra legs. Not sure if the deer will be able to return to the wild afterwards.
Update to princess2408's earlier post
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Badges of Honor: the Tattoos of Olympians (PICS) Posted: 3 days ago by cactushair
You're an Olympic athlete and, beyond wearing your country's colours, you want to show your individuality. How better than with a tattoo?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 363 [+].
For your next BBQ Posted: 3 days ago by maven
Pick up the Road Kill Grill.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 227 [+].
The night Natalie Wood died Posted: 4 days ago by suebe
Husband Robert Wagner comes clean about the jealous night...with Christopher Walken.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 517 [+].
Calvin and Jobs Posted: 4 days ago by Blankspace73
Debuted in Mad Magazine August 3rd 2008. I thought some of these were really funny and I haven't seen it on Plime yet. CEO Steve Jobs of the Apple Co. takes the place of Hobbes in these strips.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 512 [+].
Goodbye Dolores you B**** Posted: 4 days ago by dollyllama
Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.
*This is what they mean when they say you could be a shining example or a horrible warning.
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When is Dad not a dad? Posted: 4 days ago by tigertony
When he's Chief of Police and his underage son has been arrested for DUI.
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Why does the weasel go pop? Posted: 5 days ago by bernardblack
the secret meaning of our best-loved nursery rhymes
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Temper Tantrum Throwing Swedish Wrestler Stripped of Bronze Medal Posted: 5 days ago by bernardblack
Ara Abrahamian was punished by the International Olympic Committee for violating the spirit of fair play during the medal ceremony and disrespecting his fellow athletes. update to this
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 266 [+].
Why is 7-year-old John Anderson from Minneapolis on the national Terrorist Watch List? Posted: 6 days ago by TraumaMamma
1. He pushed Tommy too hard on the playground.
2. His July 4th birthday means he distracts other Americans from celebrating their country.
3. John didn’t pick up the blocks during playtime.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 713 [+].
Vote for Plime / Worth1000 / Aviary founders to speak at SXSW Posted: 6 days ago by jaxomlotus
We've been granted the opportunity to speak on panels at the upcoming SXSW conference in Texas, but visitors get to vote up the panels they like the best. Please help support Plime's parent company by voting us up!
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Evidence for evolution Posted: 6 days ago by Boomshank
There seems to be an ongoing debate here at Plime. It goes something like this:
"There is no evidence for evolution, other than questionable fossil records!"
Well, here's some other evidence courtesy of Brittanica.
Comments: 59 Score: [-] 375 [+].
The Banana Splits are back!! Posted: 6 days ago by tigertony
Starting September 2nd, Fleegle, Drooper, Bingo, and Snorky will emerge from that chemically induced fog of the '60s for an all new series on Cartoon Network.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 328 [+].