Countless decades of warfare in the gaseous planet BeanaVista had ravaged the globe. The native Beanivians, in one last desperate effort to stifle their endless suffering, gathered up the ashes of their most valiant warriors into their most holiest of pots and ... added chili!Out of this deliciously vile concoction arose a legendary being ... KillerBean!! But their hopes for a glorious millennium of peace ended tragically. As the more of their enemies were vanquished by the almighty Bean, the more his excellency's hunger for destruction rose.So incredible was his power that in one gigantic flatulent release he annihilated the world.Billions of Beanivians were vaporized ... and yet KillerBean survived. The tremendous force sent him rocketing on a collision course toward Earth, home to a dominant species of arrogant, pompous primates!May the Flying Spaghetti Monster have pity on mankind, for the seeds of their demise have been sowed. Little do they know, that their materialistic, war-mongering lives consists of the very essence that feeds the insatiable appetite of the KILLERBEAN!!!0_o

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