Retired Coast Guard with a beautiful wife, two sweet daughters and one handsome son. Currenly employed as an IT Trainer and Manager for MCSE, MCSA, and A+ certification company in the Inland Empire, CA. Enjoy playing on one of our four (oops, now five) computers (yes, geek).
Say it isn't so!!! Posted: 1 day ago by bcgrote
At a time when comfort food is gravely need, the owners of Mother's Cookies abruptly shut its door and is seeking bankruptcy protection.
Now where will I get my frosted circus cookies and Iced Raisin cookies and Mother's Mix and Flaky Flix and...
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 119 [+].
13-year old girl sends naked pictures to 13-year old boy. Boy is arrested. Posted: 3 days ago by bernardblack
a 13-year old girl sends naked pictures of herself to several boys. One of the boys is arrested for receiving the pictures. The girl isn't arrested because she is the culprit "victim".
Comments: 21 Score: [-] 767 [+].
Reservist is told to get landscaping or face legal action Posted: 4 days ago by arsphidius
Lt. Burke Jensen has been ordered to Kuwait, leaving behind a pregnant wife, a young son and a 2.5-acre lot with not a spot of landscaping. But he's been told to get lawn and an irrigation system -- or else! "I really don't give a [expletive] where he is or what his problem is," says the subdivision developer.
(theme pic not related)
Comments: 21 Score: [-] 474 [+].
$13.5M lotto winner 7 seconds late Posted: 4 days ago by bernardblack
Joel Ifergan had a winning ticket in the lottery but was denied any money because he purchased his ticket 7 seconds after the deadline. He is suing because he feels that they should go by the time that the convenience clerk said it was instead of the official computer time.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 561 [+].
Palin email hacker intercepted Posted: 4 days ago by meggysue
David Kernell said hacking her account was easy before he knew he was caught.
Tennessee legislator Mike Kernell (David's father) denied knowing anything about it according to this morning's NPR news story. I'm sure one of them is telling the truth.
EDIT: He's now been indicted by a grand jury. URL here.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 162 [+].
Blonde sues over brown dye; judge brushes off suit Posted: 4 days ago by AutumnLotus
A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman's lawsuit claiming L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 548 [+].
Ford Introduces Car-Limiting MyKey For Worried Parents Posted: 4 days ago by punthe
MyKey can do three basic things: allow parents to limit a vehicle's top speed to 80 mph and/or the stereo's volume up to 44% of its max, and set a sustaining chime if the seatbelts aren't being used.
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 568 [+].
Man is denying child support obligation because he was asleep during sex Posted: 5 days ago by bernardblack
A Manitoba man is suing the mother of his child, claiming he shouldn't have to pay child support and is deserving of additional money for mental distress and anxiety because he was asleep when the woman engaged in sexual intercourse with him.
Comments: 33 Score: [-] 552 [+].
Tricycle rider arrested for DUI Posted: 6 days ago by DaftGretel
I don't think anything else needs to be said.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 366 [+].
SNL: Vice Presidential Debate Skit Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
The mocking of Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live continues. This week’s skit was a VP debate do-over with Tina Fey in the Governor Sarah Palin role, SNL cast member Jason Sudeikis as Senator Joe Biden, and special guest Queen Latifah playing Gwen Ifill the moderator.
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Comments: 9 Score: [-] 392 [+].
Couple Too Fat For Airplane To Take Off Posted: 1 week ago by bernardblack
Alan and Jan Coupe were understandable embarrassed when they were told that due to their excessive weight they needed to sit at opposite ends of the plane so as to even out the load. The good news is this incident inspired the couple to drop a combined 175 pounds.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 451 [+].
Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting Posted: 1 week ago by muppet
i (delete i, capital i) I lolled.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 832 [+].
Man shoots himself after he is denied sex by girlfriend Posted: 1 week ago by coldbladed
After she snubbed him and went to bed he shot himself in the arm... twice!
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 529 [+].
Santa Claus Announces Candidacy for President! Posted: 2 weeks ago by mutil8or
If you aren’t impressed with McCain or Obama, cast your vote for Santa Claus instead. A Christian monk from Lake Tahoe with the legal name of Mr. Santa Claus is officially registered as a candidate for the presidential race.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 498 [+].
Sarah Palin interview with Katie Couric - SNL style Posted: 2 weeks ago by JoshSF49
Tina Fey returns as Sarah Palin again
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 657 [+].
Parents blame emergency responders for son's death Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
Fourth of July accident: The boy was struck in the chest by shrapnel when an 18-inch cannon fired by his grandfather exploded near Rochester. Now the parents want $47 million.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 520 [+].
Nature magazine's dog-gone unfortunate ad Posted: 2 weeks ago by mitzuzake
Nature magazine, the world's leading scientific journal, has featured a powerful image of John McCain and Barack Obama on its front cover. Then, however, you see the back cover...
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 652 [+].
Boy suspended over anti-Obama shirt Posted: 3 weeks ago by Marli
Given the choice of either A. changing the shirt, B. turning it inside out, or C. getting suspended, the 11-year-old boy chose suspension.
Now his dad is suing.
Comments: 34 Score: [-] 618 [+].
Girl's hand severed in freak jump rope accident Posted: 3 weeks ago by Wingnut
Parents call for complete ban on all deadly jump ropes in 3... 2... 1...
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 550 [+].
Zipper Bite - What to do when your zipper.... Posted: 3 weeks ago by psycmoe
Catches your "sensitive areas"
Useful information!
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 422 [+].
Best Movie Blunders Posted: 3 weeks ago by shuallyo
A collection of gaffs, continuity errors, mistakes and general balls ups from movies.
Perhaps if the movie makers employed the pedants who take the time to spot these things they wouldn't happen.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 308 [+].
The Battle of Wits Posted: 3 weeks ago by Jerry520
One of the best scenes in The Princess Bride, with the infamous Dread Pirate Roberts.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 623 [+].
iPhone Factory Girl? That's Old News. Now We Have Porn Girl Posted: 4 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Remember the iPhone that was shipped with a factory workers pics on it? Well now a phone purchased from d**k Smith Electronics was found with pics on it including pornographic ones.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 407 [+].
Eoin Colfer to write sixth Hitchhiker's Guide book Posted: 4 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Douglas Adams's increasingly inaccurately named Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy is to be extended to six titles, after Adams's widow Jane Belson sanctioned Eoin Colfer to continue the series.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 465 [+].
Common Sense - Not So Common Posted: 4 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Funny story (supposedly true) about a couple who purchased a television set that was too big to fit in their car.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 785 [+].