I like long walks on the beach and starry nights...er um...What I can tell you about myself is that I love life all of it, the pain, the heartaches, the tears, the joy the laughter and the love, great friends and my family. Of course being a sagittarius I love to have fun and enjoy good times. I would like to meet more great people, fun people, cool people...I would like to see the world, travel and live each day as if it is my last.I would also like to say that in life you have to take chances...if you don't take chances then you are not really living. Thats why it is especially important to LIVE IN THE MOMENT. To express to people what they mean to you today and everyday, cause tomorrow is never promised to any of us. Love being where you are and whom you are with...but spend your time wisely and with the whom part very wisely. Oh yeah... and live and let live...
Outrageous Ebay Auctions Posted: 1 year ago by loomisg
"goofyauctions.com" compiles a daily list of some of the crazier auctions on Ebay. Also, if you’re wondering…those aren’t pubes. They’re mutton chops, duh.
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When Public Masturbation Goes Wrong (SFW) Posted: 1 year ago by loomisg
A man in Hong Kong was humping a metal bench in a park when suddenly his penis got stuck in one of the round holes. This photo is safe for work, which means you’ll have to use your imagination picturing the details of this scenario.
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Orgasms 'with the Touch of a Button' Posted: 1 year ago by loomisg
Women around the world are being told they can now have an orgasm at the touch of a button. The makers of “Slightest Touch” say their device can give women longer, better and more intense orgasms.
There goes the human race...
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Gummi Lighthouses: When Candy Design Goes Terribly, Hilariously Wrong Posted: 1 year ago by loomisg
After seeing the box cover for the massage chair below
and now this, I do believe there's a conspiracy to slip sex into products.
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Great Scott! The 2015 McFly Sneakers Are Now (Somewhat) Real Posted: 1 year ago by loomisg
The sneakers from that Marty McFly wore in Back to the Future II are now somewhat real. Update to this post ->
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David Letterman makes a fool out of a kid from MTV's reality show "The Hills" Posted: 1 year ago by loomisg
Spencer Pratt was on David Letterman talking about how great he is, and Dave made it clear that he doesn’t like Spencer, and thinks he is a loser. Dave asks questions like "How did you get on my show here tonight?" and "Are you a dope in real life too?"
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Office Employee Goes Beserk Posted: 1 year ago by loomisg
Office employee goes beserk and it's all caught on security cam! Rampage includes actions such as throwing a monitor at another female employee.
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Nurse charged with injecting patients with bleach Posted: 2 years ago by loomisG
LUFKIN, Texas - A former nurse accused of intentionally injecting bleach into two patients at a dialysis center was arrested Friday, police said.
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Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse Posted: 2 years ago by loomisg
The sites people make nowadays, pretty funny. "A Loving Tribute to New York's Self-Proclaimed Aging Fashion Icon!"
What's even funnier are the Google Ads running on the site.
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8 teens expelled for sex Posted: 2 years ago by loomisg
Eight teens are expelled after school officials say they had sex on a field trip
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