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I was born into a traveling gypsy caravan, but then I ran off to join the local revolutionary librarians guild where I dedicated my life to ending ignorance and spreading books like a plaque. I soon grew tired of this and moved onto placing subliminal messages into television commercials encourage strange habits and bizarre tics in people to make tv zombies lives more interesting. Things continued from there on.....
"Life is nothing but a shadow" Handsome Boy Modeling School
"Strangers on this road we are on, but we are not two, we are one" The Kinks
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion." - Arthur C. Clarke
2 Kings 2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
or as the Lolcatz bible says
"23 So den da wife carryd on frm mcdonalds 2 burger king agen. while she was goin up sum wittle boys were mean 2 her callin her bald.
24 She turnt round n cursed them in da name ov Ceiling Cat! An as she carryd on 2 burger king 2 l33t bears sudenli come out da woods n eated 42 ov da boys leik dey waz cheezburgerz. "
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