Mi S. Swinkle was born on a pirate ship to a cabin "boy" who was trying to get free passage to America. During her formative years, she was forced to balance checkbooks in less than organized conditions and thus developed the world famous Swinkle Technique for killing people who don't keep their finances in order. Today Mi S. Swinkle can usually be found writing or performing her unique brand of accountancy folk songs in calculator factories around the world.
Killa' Stocking Stuffer! Posted: 1 day ago by Nateebiinature
Not sure what to get the Gansta' in your life this holiday season? Look no further.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 426 [+].
Fury over cat eating festival Posted: 3 days ago by Nateebiinature
ANIMAL rights groups are up in arms over an annual festival in Peru that serves up hundreds of fried CATS to locals.
There's a video, but can't bring myself to watch it. Careful at work.
Comments: 23 Score: [-] 262 [+].
Do men prefer natural breasts or fake boobs? Posted: 5 days ago by hogstuff
Men prefer women to have natural breasts rather than fake boobs irrespective of their size, a survey has found.
Do you agree???
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 110 [+].
Chutzpah II: Woman wrongly receives $2.6 million and cries that she is the victim Posted: 5 days ago by bernardblack
In a matter of a few hours after receiving the check, she spent almost $300,000. She ended up getting a very light sentence and cried that she didn't do anything wrong and whined that her dreams are now shattered.
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 566 [+].
Donteatpoop Launches His Pop Career Posted: 6 days ago by pocksucket
One of our number has secretly been involved in plans to dominate the pop charts and this is prong one of his assault.
Performing under his stage name of Kennedy, here's DEP
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 674 [+].
Kimbo Slice TKO'd Posted: 7 days ago by zebrahdh
And in other MMA news, Gina Carano is still undefeated... and hot.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 145 [+].
Some cereals, over half sugar Posted: 1 week ago by maven
Some breakfast cereals marketed to U.S. children are more than half sugar by weight and many get only fair scores on nutritional value, Consumer Reports said on Wednesday.
Glazed donuts have less than some of these!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 410 [+].
Sorry, ladies. He's taken. Posted: 1 week ago by Wingnut
Manuel Uribe, who once weighed over 1,200 pounds and earned a Guinness record as the World's Fattest Man, will marry his girlfriend later this month.
Your TMI moment: they have an active sex life and she bathes him in bed every day. Lucky girl!
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 222 [+].
Janet Jackson rushed to hospital in Canada Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
Janet Jackson is hospitalized in Canada after falling "suddenly ill" before a scheduled gig in Montreal.
(I'll bet it was that thing on her breast)
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 203 [+].
LemonAid Crutches Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
50% of all profits are donated to Step With Hope, a foundation dedicated to helping people cope with profound loss.(EXLNT)
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Taxidermy Sex Toys Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
And other unusual art works by Annamarie Ho. I like her betelnut girls installations.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 128 [+].
Designer vagina trend 'worrying' Posted: 3 weeks ago by kissmenow
A leading urogynaecologist has spoken out against the growing popularity of cosmetic vaginal surgery.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 205 [+].
Another Lame Remake From Hollywood Posted: 3 weeks ago by bernardblack
Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom will be starring in a remake (or possibly sequel) of the iconic 70's disco era movie, Saturday Night Fever. To show that Hollywood is still creative they've moved the setting from Brooklyn to England. The movie will be titled, The Fever Returns.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 216 [+].
Social networking dethrones porn as the hottest attraction on the Internet Posted: 4 weeks ago by tigertony
Users spend so much time on social networks that they don't have time to look at adult sites.
Gee, I think someone's been looking over our shoulder.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 536 [+].
Salami as flooring? (URL Corrected) Posted: 4 weeks ago by murfanda
Sorry Guys, it's not bacon! (but it's close, and I know some of you guys would appreciate this). Belgian artist Wim Delvoye (famous for his tattooed pigs) actually makes these out of pictures. You know, cause real luncheon meat would spoil! click on marble floor top right
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 183 [+].
Placko arrested after police find knives... and a few other items Posted: 4 weeks ago by tragluk
After more searching, police found a film canister with 18 teeth, which Placko said were human, a blonde wig, a voice recorder, a pair of leather gloves, laser pointer, white rope and two spent 9 mm shell casings, according to the report.
**Double upvotes for coming up for a plausible explanation for all items.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 96 [+].
Drug Treatment Posted: 4 weeks ago by eufratiimei
This drug rehab includes therapy methods like group and individual therapy, detox and alternative medicine; it might be the perfect place for dad’s detoxification.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] -64 [+].
Ground Breaking Scientific Research Proves Men Like Boobies and butts, and legs, pretty much every part Posted: 1 month ago by bernardblack
A study by the University of Leuven in Belgium finds that men tend to be willing to pay higher prices and are less effective negotiators when faced with advertisements featuring scantly clad women.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 540 [+].
Cheating your sweet-tooth may not work out so well Posted: 1 month ago by maven
True or false: If you're trying to slim down, you should switch from sugar to an artificial sweetener.
The answer may be false. According to early studies, the fake stuff could actually lead to overeating.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 327 [+].
Lebanon chef finds 26 pearls in single oyster Posted: 1 month ago by Nateebiinature
A Lebanese woman working in a restaurant kitchen found 26 pearls in an oyster she was preparing for the table and is to submit the find to the Guinness Book of Records.
*I wonder if she'll make a necklace...
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 166 [+].
The Moon Survival Challenge Posted: 1 month ago by ZebraHDH
Imagine you are returning to the base ship on the sunlit side of the moon after carrying out a 72-hour exploration trip. Your small spacecraft has crash-landed about 200 miles from the base ship. You need to reach the base ship, in addition to your spacesuit, you were able to salvage the items listed below. Using what you know about the moon, rate each item in the above list according to how important it would be in getting you back to the base ship.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 160 [+].
The "Chicken Boy" is now a man Posted: 1 month ago by suebe
Pecking at his food and perching, Sujit, now 36 years old the mental age of a 1 or 2 year old, spent his childhood confined to a chicken coop, then 22 years tied to a bed at a home for the aged in Fiji. Scientists are hoping to study Sujit's brain to better focus his rehabilitation.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 304 [+].
Autumn and the Plot Against Me Posted: 1 month ago by MissWinkle
The mysterious origins of a Windows desktop image.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 882 [+].
One-legged porn star (careful@work) Posted: 1 month ago by Bornbad
I noticed there was
something odd about her foot: it was peeling,
like paint might peel off an old chair.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 409 [+].
"Tough Guy" wets his pants when caught by police Posted: 2 months ago by tragluk
The 22-year-old spent the last year on the run for a variety of crimes, ranging from the kidnapping and torture of a West Philadelphia bar owner to a murder in Maryland.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 129 [+].