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US Fish & Wildlife Agency Takes 2 Species Off Endangered List Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Yep, get out your hunting rifles because the valley elderberry longhorn beetle is no longer threatened.
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China in a flurry of airport construction Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
The day they complete an airport is the day they start expansion on another
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Senate approves record $448 billion defense bill Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Obscene amount of funding approved to reign in the terrorists.
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Google buys garage where empire began Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Page and Brin getting nostalgic.
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Burglar does his laundry at victims house Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
He was trying to make a clean getaway...
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Maroney runs all over the Bengals Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Who Dey? They Dey!
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Do You Need Travel Insurance? Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Usually, no. But in certain situations, it can make a lot of sense.
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Doctor Claims He Travels Back In Time To Heal Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
He's done it before, and he'll do it before again!
(Before Jax gets sued, the thumbnail isn't the guy, it's just a a generic doctor picture)
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Man bombs neighbors house over a broken pair of glasses. Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Seems perfectly reasonable to me
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Airline Passengers Have Bizarre Dispute Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
To be honest this story is too weird for me to be able to say anything funny about it. Just read it!
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Four students suspended for dressing alike. Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Everybody repeat after me "We are all individuals and conformity will not be tolerated"
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Space tourist in touches down in Kazakhstan Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Borat celebrates alien visitor
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Madonna is one rich bitch Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Madge confirmed as record breaking earner
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British politician in honesty shocker Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Straw admits "mistakes" in Iraq war
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Who's killing the fuel cell? Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Great story about fuel cell implementation within a review of GMs new Sequel.
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A1GP 06/07 Calendar Confirmed Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Full listing for each race
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Wenger admits foreign concern Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
French manager expresses concern for English game
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Techno shoes for working girls Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Electronic pumps for the discerning prostitute
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MrNelson denies suicide bid Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
In response to character assassination attempts on the Internet, MrNelson (Number one in Plime.com rankings) is rumored to have attempted suicide.
Nelson said in a press conference earlier today "It wasn't a suicide attempt; I had an allergic reaction to the stairs"
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Man pulls a car with his eyelids Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Holy freakin' moly, he's pulling a damn car with his eyelids....
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Cheap 1$ light tent / light box Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Super cheap light box.
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China denies prisoner organ sale Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Nope, no sale. Full price or nothing.
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Branson unveils Virgin spaceship Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Sir Richard Branson is set to unveil a mock-up of the Virgin vehicle that will carry customers into space.
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Why Slum it in First Class? Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
Here is an attractive, yet affordable (For Donald Trump at least) alternative to having to put up with measley old first class air travel.
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Thurman suspended for the year after another brush with the law. Posted: 3 years ago by mrnelson
In related news: NFL bosses considering new stat to track APW (Arrested Players Weekly)
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