My name is Daniel and I am a puppeteer. I love theatre and acting, Im an entertainer to the core and rejoice in nothing more then making people laugh. Im lactose intolerant and have an awful knack for falling in love to quickly. I enjoy dancing, drinking Chai, and writing about all things that influence my life. I hope to one day be seen on SNL or not seen on Sesame Street. I feel at home here. I eat meat. Im 20, soon to be 21. I dont drink, smoke, or do any type of drugs. Sex is fun though. Catch my musings on my blog... Leave a message, tell me you stopped by... Penguins With Top Hats
How Stuff Works: Olympic Torches Posted: 6 hours ago by muppetmaker
This is fascinating. I have long since pondered over how the torches work, the mechanics behind them, and the design.
This covers it all.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 154 [+].
Two Brothers Meditating Upon Questions of Pac-Man Posted: 6 hours ago by muppetmaker
These two boys raise a rather interesting point....
WOW!
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 115 [+].
Ron Burgundy Interviews Tom Brokaw Posted: 6 hours ago by muppetmaker
Watch out for those news ninjas. They are everywhere.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 59 [+].
Good News! That Stroke is Closer than you think... Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
Thanks to: The French Fry Coated Bacon on a Stick.
Just looking at this raises my cholesterol. Best line of the article: "Tasted. I feel ill and so very, very dirty."
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 381 [+].
Is there a problem officer? Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
A group of officers were asked what they like and don't like, almost like they were signing up for a dating services. John Phillips took their responses that had a surprising similarity, and decided to share it with you.
Good stuff to know. I know a few police, and they say being polite is the best way to getting yourself out of a ticket.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 237 [+].
X-Files: I Want To Believe - Trailer Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
The Trailer has just been released!
Here are some stills, the trailer, the scoop. Everything one needs to know!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 180 [+].
Seniors Suspended For Prom Picture Posted: 5 days ago by muppetmaker
Further proof the school officials are completely out of their mind.
Clearly, this picture was promoting ecstasy 100%. Furthermore, does anyone really believe that this cop has listened to any of that music? Honestly.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 162 [+].
Charles Barkley is a Dumbass. Posted: 5 days ago by muppetmaker
This is just too funny.
Someone pranks Charles Barkley and it sure enough, he falls for it. Classic.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 127 [+].
Do People Think Before Posting Things on YouTube? Posted: 5 days ago by muppetmaker
I just dont understand why some people find the need to share things with everyone. This is a perfect example of why there should be an application process to get a webcam.
Much like a gun.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 409 [+].
3 Bored Guys and a Pair of Jeans Posted: 1 week ago by muppetmaker
Guys who have way to much time on their hands, find fantastic ways to put their pants on.
Culminating in a guy DOING A BACK FLIP! into a pair of jeans.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 397 [+].
Geek Gods Be Praise: Periodic Table Coasters Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Drinking can make you smarter. This proves it.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 115 [+].
Retro Beauty Ads Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Ah, remember the good ol' days. When life was simple, and your swirl hair do always stayed put after emptying a can of hair spray? Life was good.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 63 [+].
The Exhaust Air Jack! Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
This large durable balloon attaches to your exhaust pipe and when fills will lift your car 17" off the ground to change a tire.
Fantastic Idea! But a bit pricey...
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 152 [+].
The Abduction Lamp Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Its out of this world!!!
Now with bovine and dazed tourist!!!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 337 [+].
Celebrities as Puppets Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
I always wonder who is pulling their strings...
Pretty cool photoshopping.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 140 [+].
How To Break Down a Door Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
The Manly Way.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 344 [+].
Vend a Dog a Bone... Hey Buddy! Vending Machines Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
This is a great idea! It vends all your favorite pet treats, food, toys, and even bottles of cool water for pups and their parents.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 194 [+].
Improv Everywhere: Mobile Desktops Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
What happens when three separate people enter Starbucks and sit down with their coffees in front of their own desktop computers they tote around with them?
Once again, so much credit to these guys, wonderful work.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 71 [+].
Stevie Wonder and Sesame Street - Superstition Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Classic song, classic tv show, good times.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 72 [+].
One Day Poem Pavilion - Experimental Typography Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
One of the coolest pieces of art work I've ever seen.
Embracing the sun and shadows an artist passes along important life messages to us all.
Watch the time lapse video to get the full effect.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 32 [+].
Improv Everywhere: The Best Game Ever Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
What happens when a group shows up at a little league game and turns it into a major league event?
Good times, thats what. God I love these guys.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 528 [+].
The Lobster Zone - A Claw Game (Pun Intended) Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
A claw game that rewards its dexterous players with a live lobster. Evidentially these started out in China and Japan, but now they are making their way into the states. Freaking amazing.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 157 [+].
How it Works: Gas Prices Posted: 2 months ago by muppetmaker
A rough break down showing you where they come up with that outrageous price they are charging you to fill up your motorized vehicle.
I looked this up today, due to the fact that I'm seeing Obama tomorrow and wanted to think of a question about this, if given the chance.
Worth the read.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 170 [+].
Ken Foster Posted: 2 months ago by muppetmaker
Author, Writer, Dog Lover, Plime Category.
Meet the Legend
(This isnt the real Ken Foster that Plime was hacked with, but I took humor from it.)
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 274 [+].
Trunk Camera Picks Up Stunning Images Posted: 2 months ago by muppetmaker
An Elephant with a special camera attached to his trunk manages to pick up some fantastic images of the jungle and it's inhabitants.
Pictures perhaps we would never have been able to take.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 291 [+].