Disguised as the Magi, the time-traveling aliens returned the baby Jesus to Mary and Joseph, but not before they had genetically reprogrammed him to create a deadly cult that would keep humanity in the dark ages for millennia. They smiled as they left their gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, knowing that their future position in the galaxy was now secure.
It's Important To Know Where Not To pee Posted: 23 hours ago by pocksucket
A Polish tourist looking for a discreet place to urinate wandered off the platform at Vauxhall Station and discovered the electrified rail.
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Who Does Rainwater Belong To? Posted: 1 day ago by funkfrost
Collecting Rainwater, It is often an easy way to help out the environment and, in the long run, simply save water. There doesn’t really seem to be any catches to it either. Rain falls from the sky, hits your roof and runs in to your drums or barrels or tanks.
If only it were that simple.
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Largest Animal Shelter in U.S. Will House 2 Dogs Trained to Have Sex With Women Posted: 1 day ago by horsefeathers
A mixed breed and a Labrador, formerly owned by Diane Sue Whalen of Tulsa County, have been accepted by the Best Friends Animal Society in Kanab, Utah, said Barbara Williamson, spokeswoman for the animal sanctuary.
The dogs — named Lucky and Buddy — will be taken to the no-kill sanctuary next month.
Whalen, 54, and Donald Roy Seigfried, 55, were charged with felony crimes against nature after Whalen's adult son found more than 150 tapes of his mother performing sex acts with her dogs and a blue heeler owned by Seigfried. Seigfried was accused of filming the acts.
I'm at a loss for words. This is a sick world we live in.
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Robots Battle Autism Posted: 1 day ago by icepigs
It may not be lasers and explosions like Transformers or Terminator, but Robots are doing battle against autism using bubbles!
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Suspect dies after being Tasered 9 times Posted: 1 day ago by RowanGrey
"A police officer shocked a handcuffed Baron "Scooter" Pikes nine times with a Taser after arresting him on a cocaine charge. He stopped twitching after seven, according to a coroner's report. Soon afterward, Pikes was dead."
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Microbes beneath sea floor genetically distinct Posted: 1 day ago by maxriter
Tiny microbes beneath the sea floor, distinct from life on the Earth's surface, may account for one-tenth of the Earth's living biomass, according to an interdisciplinary team of researchers, but many of these minute creatures are living on a geologic timescale.
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Polygamist Sect Leader Accused of Child Sex Assault Posted: 1 day ago by maxriter
The imprisoned leader of a polygamist sect along with other five men arrested earlier this year in Texas have been accused of child sex assault.
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Mother awarded £800,000 after 'six pints of water a day detox diet' left her brain damaged Posted: 1 day ago by maxriter
A dieter suffered permanent brain damage after being advised to drink six pints of water a day and cut salt intake to lose weight. Dawn Page, 52, has been awarded £810,000 in damages from her nutritionist, although the practitioner denies fault.
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Last year I killed a man... Posted: 1 day ago by MissWinkle
As I hit the emergency brake, I was thinking, "Please, get out of the way. Now. Please let it be a prank."
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'Allah meat' astounds Nigerians Posted: 2 days ago by AutumnLotus
Diners have been flocking to a restaurant in northern Nigeria to see pieces of meat which the owner says are inscribed with the name of Allah.
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Lesbos islanders lose 'lesbian' case in Greek court Posted: 2 days ago by AutumnLotus
A Greek court ruled on Tuesday that homosexual women can be called 'lesbians', rejecting an appeal by residents of Lesbos island. Update on this post.
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Serial child rapist sues amex for telling authorities where he was Posted: 2 days ago by BernardBlack
He used his credit card at a hotel and Amex told the authorities where a charge was made. He is now suing Amex, calling them spies. The perverted swine is also suing everyone else he can think of for violating his rights.
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Austrian Man blasted off Toilet by… Hailstones? Posted: 2 days ago by mutil8or
An Austrian man is demanding substantial damages after he was blasted off the toilet when hundreds of thousands of hail stones exploded out of it.
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New Drug for End-Stage Prostate Cancer Developed Posted: 2 days ago by maxriter
Scientists uncover a breakthrough drug for the treatment of the severe prostate cancer that claims to be more effective than chemotherapy.
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Have your next party catered by... the public school lunchroom? Posted: 2 days ago by RowanGrey
Yuck! Arizona school lunchroom offers full-service catering... and apparently does brisk business. No word on whether food offerings depend on what day of the week your event is scheduled. I can't imagine serving square pizza to my wedding guests!
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Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze Posted: 2 days ago by AutumnLotus
Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
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Sunbathers ignore drowned girls' bodies Posted: 2 days ago by AutumnLotus
Italian society has been rocked by photos showing sunbathers relaxing on a beach next to the bodies of two drowned girls.
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White Whine Posted: 3 days ago by MissWinkle
A new white person complaint every day of the week.
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The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered Posted: 3 days ago by gammerus
I know not everyone is a fan of top ten lists, but this one is rather awesome.
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Utility kilt Posted: 6 days ago by Bornbad
Desk jockeys need not apply. The Workman’s is the ultimate utility kilt–our flagship model built for long, hard days on the work site.
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What are the Most Controversial SF/F Novels of the Past & Present? Posted: 6 days ago by BernardBlack
There's plenty of recent controversy in the science fiction field, most of it having nothing to do with books themselves. So let's put the controversy limelight back where it belongs
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Conditions of Bail: Stay Out of Farmyards Posted: 6 days ago by pocksucket
A 27 year old was arrested in Dulwich, SE London on Thursday on suspicion of inappropriate behaviour with a sheep.
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Double-amputee sprinter fails to make Olympic team Posted: 6 days ago by mango-fox
After a year of controversy, legal battles, and frantic effort, Oscar Pistorius will not be at the Olympic Games next month.
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The Army Will Continue to Shoot Live Pigs. Posted: 6 days ago by gammerus
"The Army says it's critical to saving the lives of wounded soldiers. Animal-rights activists call the training cruel and outdated."
For some reason I don't think its necessary...Just cheaper.
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Fire brigade sends two crews and seven firemen to rescue seagull Posted: 6 days ago by AutumnLotus
A fire brigade has been accused of wasting taxpayers' money after sending two engines and seven firemen to rescue a seagull. The brigade struggled for more than an hour to save the injured bird, which was trapped on a factory roof in Bridgwater, Somerset.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 415 [+].