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Bio courtesy of Muppetmaker...
Mr P has lived a long and hard life. Coming to America as a Canadian exile, Mr P fought bears in a freak side show for a living until a bear accidentally ripped off one of his testicles. Moving out of Maine, and away from the testicle hungry bear, Mr P began training monkeys to wear ties and smoke cigars. After five months of intense training, Mr P managed to assemble a group of 16 monkeys, who all wore their own color tie, and smoked Cigars like there was no tomorrow.
The monkey troupe called themselves 'One Horny Monkey and 15 Registered Voters' and began touring the east coast. Mistaking a condom for chewing gun, one monkey got polio, and ended up, due to the high sexy drive of this one horny monkey, spread the disease to all other 15 Monkeys, placing them in wheel chairs for the rest of their days.
Sullied by this tragic event, Mr P decided to live out his life as a husband, butcher, and avid yodeler.
The P stands for Paradox. Figure that out.
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