Swearing, as we all know, is big and it is clever. But to swear effectively, you need to know whether d*mn is worse than c*nt f*cking tw*t b*stard m*therf*cker.

This list puts the words in order.

If you want to skip the bloggery, here is a link to the broadcasters guidelines document it's taking from. It's a pdf though.

NSFW? You bet your a*sehole it is. NSFW like a b*tch. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

To me it seems wrong that something this beautiful should be designated M82 - as a name that lacks a certain poetry and/or soul.

The headline link takes you to a gallery page, but if you want the full on unadulterated, browser killing 9mb image, then click here picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

The choice is yours with this curiously flail-like coffee machine. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

The US Department of Homeland Security are developing a weapon that will cause it's victims to vomit.

Or some lazy press officer watched Minority Report before coming up with this picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

9 people doomed to push their own metaphorical boulder up the hill of acting again and again and again. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

What I really like is that in every shot, the 3 seater one is shown rendered on a trailer.

Maybe the designer is really pleased with his trailer rendering skillz. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Why the nadsat headline? Well vellocet & synthemesc are number 7. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Mitchell & Webb radio sketch about the true nature of identity theft. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

More taint. This time Daily Show taint.

I guess "taint" was today's lucky word and bcgrote has won a prize. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

bcgrote said "taint" in this post, and I couldn't really let that slide with out bringing you this.

You need to confirm your age to YouTube to see it, so the imbed might not work. If it doesn't, click here picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Inspired by Kissmeknow's comment in this post

One of those things where I personally feel there is no need to say NSFW. But just in case, it's not really SFW. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

A tourist from Yorkshire has filmed what he claims to be a Great White Shark off the coast of Falmouth in Cornwall. Coastguards are saying that this is very unlikely, but they are also saying: "The poor tourist industry this year is having a really hard time. The last thing we need is scare-mongering over some footage." So I reckon they're a bit like the Mayor in Jaws. Can't find t... read full post picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Inspired by Alton's meat based Friday avatar I bring you this classic Jeunet & Caro scene. Often imitated*, never equalled.

Vaguely NSFW, but by my reckoning it's well into Saturday now. If you're still at work now, they at least owe you this. Go on. Watch it.

*Well there was that Budweiser advert. I'm sure it's been done somewhere else too. Can't remember where though. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Site was a little slow - if it doesn't work, click here

If you've ever suspected that the person who looks back at you has a life of their own, well you're a loon. Or are you?

Yes. You are. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Bolivian hotel built entirely from salt.

The average annual rainfall in Bolivia is over 20 inches

Can you see where I'm going with that? Salt. Soluble. You see? picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

In case you've not seen any of this before, Shambo was a bull suspected of having TB. In accordance with DEFRA rules he was scheduled for termination.

The problem was that he wasn't so much a farm animal as a totem belonging to a bunch of Welsh Hindu monks. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Can't buy me lunch

Sorry about that - it's late on a Friday and I'm just about to go home. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Shiny picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

I stumbled across this in my search for a meat based picture for a previous post.

I'm a little to scared to do more than skim it, but in all probability it is NSFW. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Not quite sure how far Alf Garnett's fame would have travelled beyond UK shores, but in all seriousness that doesn't matter. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Yesterday this was being reported as a gas pipeline explosion (http://www.russiatoday.ru/news/news/11413). Today it has become an explosion at a nuclear power station (assuming it is the same explosion - not sure). Here are some photos and vids.

If these are the same explosion, the way it is unfolding is reminding me a lot of how the Chernobyl/Pripyat explosion was reported picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

The Pope has come out of the side of evolution. Go Pope, go. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

The Pope has come out in the side of evolution. Go Pope, Go. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

No, seriously. Now I'm no theological expert, but Papal Bull means that whatever the Pope says is regarded as the word of God amongst Catholics.

Next step is to get him to acknowledge the FSM. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

In response to this post: On top of everything else, he drums too. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago