Mishmash of several Jackson characters.

NSFW language. It's Samuel L *#%&! Jackson, what did you *#%&! expect? picked by readingitall 2 years ago

A mishmash of several Jackson characters. It made me giggle.

NSFW language. It's mutha-f*ckin' Samuel L Jackson, what did you expect? picked by readingitall 2 years ago

It's Harrison Ford's birthday today. He's pretty badass. But we've all seen Indiana Jones, here's a twist on it.

I'm sure you've seen this one too. Sue me. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

From Serenity, Jayne beatdown included.
Browncoats, ya with me? picked by readingitall 2 years ago

From Serenity, Jayne beatdown included.
Browncoats, ya with me? picked by readingitall 2 years ago

Amusing and clever. In case you don't feel like sitting through the original masterpiece. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

Doctors take away his giant plastic keys. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

"We only find what the squirrels are giving us right now. And that's OK. We don't want to dig." said Park Specialist Chuck Kritzon.

With video. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

My contribution to "Hollywood Baddasses".
Yay insane uber violence! picked by readingitall 2 years ago

"What I did was a community service, the way I look at it. I was punished for political reasons. Absolutely meaningless. Was I a criminal? No. I was a good member of society. Only my society and the one making the laws are different." picked by readingitall 2 years ago

"What I did was a community service, the way I look at it. I was punished for political reasons. Was I a criminal? No. I was a good member of society. Only my society and the one making the laws are different." picked by readingitall 2 years ago

The bad news is, it's a lot to read. The good news is, its quite the read - it's Douglas Adams!

There's an mp3 for the truly lazy. *ahem* I mean, multi-tasker ;) picked by readingitall 2 years ago

The bad news is, it's a lot to read. The good news is, it's quite a read. Well worth your time because after all, it's Douglas Adams!

There's also a poor quality mp3 if you are very lazy. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

The 31 year old man gave the 15 year old girl alcohol, then stabbed her in "self defense" picked by readingitall 2 years ago

And 9 other politically incorrect "truths" picked by readingitall 2 years ago

Pick your own punch-line:
A. I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookiee win.
B. At least he can use the Chewbacca defense.
C. Do you dye your wookiee? picked by readingitall 2 years ago

Federal inspectors were able to slip a fake bomb through a checkpoint at Albany International Airport during a test of the facility's Transportation Security Administration screeners picked by readingitall 2 years ago

"Let's steal time and funding from our other projects so we can go way over budget making a cartoon with no jokes, and no real gags. The score will be a German opera. Kids won't get it. Most adults won't get it, but I don't care because I think it's funny."

Video in comments. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

Put samples of half a dozen or so mass-market American beers before a panel of drinkers in a blind taste test, and even the most confirmed quaffers would be lucky to match two to the right brand. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

Some parents-to-be have gone so far into the realm of baby-obsession they have lost track of the real, adult world. Their view is so skewed their only concerns are a) making their child "unique" and b) trying to keep the kid from being teased, often with terrible results. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

I think I'd rather have asthma than listen to/play bagpipes. Maybe that's just me. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

My girlfriend has issues with where I store my prophylactics. That is, tucked into the arms of an Optimus Prime action figure on my bedside table. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

If learning pop songs for free online sounds too good to be true, it may be. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

Because there just weren't enough people laughing at him. That or he just really really loves those pants. picked by readingitall 2 years ago

"You had problems with our product and/or our service so we're just gonna go ahead and cancel that for you, mmmkay?" picked by readingitall 2 years ago