Im 30 years old, live in California, newlywed to my wonderful Sean (though as far as I know, he is not the Sean Ive seen posting on Plime!) and we are expecting our first child, a girl, in September. I have two boys, 8 and 6, from a previous marriage.Im a freelance photographer and avid reader. Im currently reading Demon Box by Ken Kesey and The Pythons by the Pythons.
Samuel L Jackson: Badass Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Mishmash of several Jackson characters.
NSFW language. It's Samuel L *#%&! Jackson, what did you *#%&! expect?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 88 [+].
Samuel L Jackson: Badass Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
A mishmash of several Jackson characters. It made me giggle.
NSFW language. It's mutha-f*ckin' Samuel L Jackson, what did you expect?
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 12 [+].
Bart as Indiana Jones Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
It's Harrison Ford's birthday today. He's pretty badass. But we've all seen Indiana Jones, here's a twist on it.
I'm sure you've seen this one too. Sue me.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 83 [+].
River Tam, insane badass Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
From Serenity, Jayne beatdown included.
Browncoats, ya with me?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 35 [+].
River Tam, insane badass Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
From Serenity, Jayne beatdown included.
Browncoats, ya with me?
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 12 [+].
The Godfather in 2 minutes Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Amusing and clever. In case you don't feel like sitting through the original masterpiece.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 100 [+].
Baby born drunk, Doctors say Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Doctors take away his giant plastic keys.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 235 [+].
Archeologists let squirrels do the dirty work Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
"We only find what the squirrels are giving us right now. And that's OK. We don't want to dig." said Park Specialist Chuck Kritzon.
With video.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 73 [+].
The Bride v The Crazy 88s Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
My contribution to "Hollywood Baddasses".
Yay insane uber violence!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 139 [+].
Rare interview with LSD pioneer Owsley Stanley Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
"What I did was a community service, the way I look at it. I was punished for political reasons. Absolutely meaningless. Was I a criminal? No. I was a good member of society. Only my society and the one making the laws are different."
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 98 [+].
Rare interview with LSD pioneer Owsley Stanley Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
"What I did was a community service, the way I look at it. I was punished for political reasons. Was I a criminal? No. I was a good member of society. Only my society and the one making the laws are different."
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 12 [+].
Douglas Adams lecture: "Is there an artificial god?" Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
The bad news is, it's a lot to read. The good news is, its quite the read - it's Douglas Adams!
There's an mp3 for the truly lazy. *ahem* I mean, multi-tasker ;)
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 106 [+].
Douglas Adams lecture: "Is there an artificial god?" Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
The bad news is, it's a lot to read. The good news is, it's quite a read. Well worth your time because after all, it's Douglas Adams!
There's also a poor quality mp3 if you are very lazy.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 12 [+].
Man Stabs Girl 9 Times, Claims Self Defense Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
The 31 year old man gave the 15 year old girl alcohol, then stabbed her in "self defense"
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 110 [+].
Men prefer big-breasted blondes Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
And 9 other politically incorrect "truths"
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 105 [+].
Chewbacca assaults Marilyn Monroe in the midst of the Harry Potter premiere Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Pick your own punch-line:
A. I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookiee win.
B. At least he can use the Chewbacca defense.
C. Do you dye your wookiee?
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 146 [+].
TSA screeners confiscate water bottle, allow bomb through Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Federal inspectors were able to slip a fake bomb through a checkpoint at Albany International Airport during a test of the facility's Transportation Security Administration screeners
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 48 [+].
50 glorious years of `kill da wabbit' Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
"Let's steal time and funding from our other projects so we can go way over budget making a cartoon with no jokes, and no real gags. The score will be a German opera. Kids won't get it. Most adults won't get it, but I don't care because I think it's funny."
Video in comments.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 148 [+].
A taste-test I'd like to take part in Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Put samples of half a dozen or so mass-market American beers before a panel of drinkers in a blind taste test, and even the most confirmed quaffers would be lucky to match two to the right brand.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 93 [+].
You named your baby what?! Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Some parents-to-be have gone so far into the realm of baby-obsession they have lost track of the real, adult world. Their view is so skewed their only concerns are a) making their child "unique" and b) trying to keep the kid from being teased, often with terrible results.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 11 [+].
Bagpipes cure teen's asthma Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
I think I'd rather have asthma than listen to/play bagpipes. Maybe that's just me.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 78 [+].
Because geeks need lovin' too Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
My girlfriend has issues with where I store my prophylactics. That is, tucked into the arms of an Optimus Prime action figure on my bedside table.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 38 [+].
The RIAA doesn't want you to learn how to play guitar Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
If learning pop songs for free online sounds too good to be true, it may be.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 184 [+].
Pants suit back on Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
Because there just weren't enough people laughing at him. That or he just really really loves those pants.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 101 [+].
Sprint breaks up with high-maintenance customers Posted: 2 years ago by readingitall
"You had problems with our product and/or our service so we're just gonna go ahead and cancel that for you, mmmkay?"
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 25 [+].