Suebe was born into her family young, hairless, and kinda wet. After a few years, she had developed the skills to walk, talk, and eat. Her mother was the midwest's only female juggler and her father a rich investment banker from Manhatten. Their marriage was secret. And so was Suebe's birth. Raised by elephant handlers in a traveling circus, Suebe would come to learn the finer points of sword swallowing and contortionism. Curiously short, Suebe soon joined a traveling actors troupe that only preformed 'The Wizard of Oz.' Starting out playing Munchkin #3, she soon worked her way up to playing a ballerina Munchkin with a featured dance number. After seven years of playing the ballerina, one night during sleep she mysteriously grew 15 inches. Now at a normal height Suebe enjoys reaching the Saltines on the top shelf at the grocery store, painting ceilings, and of course, brushing her hair, a feat she was incapable of doing because she was to short to reach the top of her head. Taxed by the years in the circus, Suebe settled down and learned to crochet. She currently lives in an abandoned Taco Hut creating a large crocheted map of her travels. .She has recently moved to Africa, to live with the pygmies, where she is held in Goddess status for her incredible beauty and height. She bestows her people with top shelf Saltines and brushes their hair.Thank you bluenutria and muppetmakerKiva - Loans that save livesNow that I am a member of the 99 Karma Continuum,http://www.plime.com/f/1124/ my time online is "Omnipresent". Please refer to me as "Omnipresent suebe"This is my car. SrslyMy first plimeet OMG 40 KarmaMy turn on the Hot SeatMy Plime RoastStar Trek foyerThe Adventures of Gerald, the traveling gnomeMaybe I amazes"Your beatles awesomeness always amazes." gammerous~@nuB
Having an Affair? Posted: 2 hours ago by suebe
Boinking someone in your home? The New York Times wants to know.
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Edie's great adventure Posted: 3 hours ago by suebe
Edie rides the subway
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You Can Beat Me Once A Week Posted: 5 hours ago by suebe
A man with a violent and unfortunately skilled martial artist wife has signed an agreement that allows her to beat him once a week.
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Extreme Beer Posted: 5 hours ago by suebe
The highest alcohol content beer on the market has been released by Boston Brewing Company. At 27 percent alcohol by volume and $150 a bottle it is banned in 13 states and sure doesn’t come in a six-pack.
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Mad Spoof Posted: 21 hours ago by suebe
Old Mad TV spoof of Rudolph as filtered through the films of Martin Scorsese.
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Dancing Ladies Outweigh Swimming Swans as Christmas Index Rises Posted: 21 hours ago by suebe
In 2009, the total Christmas Price Index — the cost it would take to purchase all of the items — reached $21,465.56, which was the smallest increase since 2002." And once again, sex sells, "nine ladies dancing" are the most expensive gift on the list this year.
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Major League Dreidel Posted: 23 hours ago by suebe
At long last, the Hanukkah dreidel is getting the respect it deserves. The four-sided, Hebrew-letter-covered spinning top typically plays a minor role in the annual Festival of Light, but a Brooklyn bar owner wants to change all that through Major League Dreidel, the first “professional” sports “league” for the nation’s top dreidelers. Oh, and you can get your very own Spinagogue
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"Free" Teacher Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
A "retired" mathematics teacher decided to keep giving lessons at an LA middle school... FOR FREE. Why? Purely out of his love of teaching. Thank you.
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Virtual Sunrise and Sunset for the Internet Addicted Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
No need to go outside. Now you can check out dawn and dusk in NYC right from your computer, boys and girls!
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When Geckos Get Constipated Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
"In explaining why I’d be late that day, I didn’t quite know what to tell my editor, so I told him the truth: I was taking my son’s gecko for what I presumed would be an enema."
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Is The Case Finally Closed on 1965 UFO Mystery? Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
In the chronicles of UFO oddness, there's been a long-standing oddity — some say folklore, others deem it reality. This saga, now over four decades old, centers on a reported out-of-the-sky incident involving the small town of Kecksburg, Pennsylvania.
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Cubicles Aren't Just For Working Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
At 81 Bowery, near NYC's Chinatown, dozens of immigrants live in ceiling-less cubicles. Some have been there for decades.
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The Wilderness Isn't Big Enough For Sheep and Recreation Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
A battle rages in Colorado over a sheepherder's guard dogs that attacked a cyclist.
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The Modern Meaning of "Pay Phone" Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
When a Los Angeles hairstylist accepted a collect call from a customer, she had no idea it would run more than $45. And no idea that's just what collect calls from pay phones cost in the mobile age.
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My Sweet Lord Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
Hard to believe it was 8 years ago today that we lost George.
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8 Arms to Hold You Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
A collection of vintage octopus pulp covers
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Man Shot For His Flat Screen TV Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
But the bumbling thieves couldn't fit the 47 inch tv into their getaway car.Minor Update
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Create Your Own Northern Lights Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
Draw your own personal aurora, and share it with friends.
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Going Rote Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
A great time saver
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Bend me Posted: 4 days ago by suebe
Paintings of paperclips
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Monster worm and sea star frenzy Posted: 4 days ago by suebe
Deep under the Antarctic ice, a rare, colorful burst of starfish and 3m-long monster worms.
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Alice's Restaurant Posted: 5 days ago by suebe
Alice's Restaurant
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Tape Me Posted: 5 days ago by suebe
Tape installations by Rebecca Ward
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Dead Men Need Exercise Too Posted: 6 days ago by suebe
A Connecticut gym continued to withdraw membership dues for a man for two years after he was killed in a shooting.
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Regular or Premium? Posted: 6 days ago by suebe
Dog greets customers at gas station. Click image for story.
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