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Two Shot, One Killed In CNN Building Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
"The argument escalated and the man produced a gun and shot the woman.A CNN security officer then shot the man"
I searched through a few pages, so if this is another repost, well, I quit!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 38 [+].
Oh Margret Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
"Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath..."
Don't forget to scroll over her picture!
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Revealing Jail Shower Turns Case Around Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
"A statutory rape case against a 42-year-old charged as a man took on a different look after a jail shower revealed the defendant is actually a woman"
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Yes, 911, We've Got the Runs Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
"Some Long Island eighth graders apparently got an early start on April Fool's Day pranks on Friday, when they handed out doughnuts laced with laxatives to classmates, school officials said...There were no apparent injuries"
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Adios Easter Bunny...maybe Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
Environmentalists want to turn the Easter Bunny into the Easter Kiwi...I guess it would make the idea of Easter eggs more conceivable :)
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68,456 movie mistakes Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
Movie goofs, mistakes, bloopers, quotes and trivia in movies and TV shows, updated daily
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Website Crashes Because of French UFO Fever Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
"The national space agency in France has opened its files to the public on a new web site showing UFO sightings over the last 50 years."
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Global Warming from an Extraterrestrial Source Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
"It goes without saying that these alien visits need to be reduced to only what is truly necessary. Spacecraft-pooling is one solution often brought up by those in the know. The permanent installation of earth-monitoring equipment on the moon so they can watch us from the convenience of their own planets has also been discussed. The main problem with these solutions, however, is we have no way of communicating the ideas to the aliens."
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 20 [+].
Ever Been Curious About the Personal Lives of the Geico Cavemen? Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
Probably not, but it's easy to get addicted to spying on them in the shower and dressing them in their bedroom!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 31 [+].
Preschoolers get booted off of a bus for not paying Posted: 2 years ago by scubab
"The deputy asked the kids to leave but gave them stickers to make them feel better."
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 76 [+].