lets see, first of all I kinda have split personality.. I live in detroit but went to high school in grosse pointe which are total opposites.. I have my pilots license however i'm not the "smart" type. i'm more of the "educated jock".. I work for a court.. but i'm usually the one that the courts are looking for.. but i'm a nice guy.. 22 and mature most of the times.. but i do occasionally get out of hand.. and i love family guy and south park.. i'm also an alcoholic and love to party and wake up in random places..

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The pods hoping to make caravanning cool Posted: 2 days ago by AutumnLotus
The collapsible Caravan Pods fold away to fit standard car parking spaces and are light enough to be towed by the smallest of cars but they stretch out to reveal a spacious holiday home.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 396 [+].

Slow News Day in Idaho. Posted: 3 days ago by muppet
Seriously, WTF?
Comments: 22 Score: [-] 826 [+].

King County, Washington trashes garbage bags with MLK's face Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
Officials are discontinuing the use of trash bags featuring the county's logo -- Martin Luther King Jr.'s face -- after deeming them innapropriate. The move opens a window into the tricky decisions the county has to make more than two years after becoming the first government to adopt King's face as an emblem.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 185 [+].

Why little girls don't dream of growing up to be Super Heroines Posted: 5 days ago by maven
These are superheroines who have been either depowered, raped, or cut up and stuck in the refrigerator. I know I missed a bunch. Some have been revived, even improved -- although the question remains as to why they were thrown in the wood chipper in the first place.

Be sure to check out the Character List link.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 630 [+].

Man tries to cut off arm inside Modesto restaurant Posted: 5 days ago by Bornbad
The man believed that if he cut off his arm, he could save himself from dying.(Coke, it's the real thing)
The restaurant closed for the evening to clean up.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 447 [+].

Father of The Year? Man Tries To Get His Teenage Son Laid - His Mentally Challenged Son Posted: 5 days ago by 2manyusernames
A 40-year old man is looking at a felony and possible jail time for coercing his 15-year old son who is said to have the mental capacity of a 5-year old to have sex to win the father a bet. The police are investigating claims that on top of that, the girl was a minor
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 490 [+].

Schoolgirl smashes the world record as she lets 25 snails slide across her face Posted: 5 days ago by AutumnLotus
There will be no need for a slow-motion replay to confirm this record-breaking feat.

Schoolgirl Tiana Walton has slithered into the record books - for having the most snails on her face at once. Eww!
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 397 [+].

Indonesian Woman Claims Metal Wire Has Grown From Her Body For 18 Years Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
Doctors can’t figure out what exactly is happening to her. There are more than 40 metal wires inside her and some of them are bursting out of her skin. The wires are mobile and can change location at will!
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 400 [+].

Creepiest Fan Ever Posted: 2 weeks ago by pvisi111
This is one of the creepiest fans in the history of liking anything!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 196 [+].

Ex-Porn Star Jenna Jameson Pregnant Posted: 2 weeks ago by Wingnut
I guess it's true: if at first you don't succeed, try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try again.
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 779 [+].

Plot to assasinate Obama foiled Posted: 2 weeks ago by makri
At least four people are under arrest in connection with a possible plot to kill Barack Obama at his Thursday night acceptance speech in Denver. Shockingly, the wannabe assassins are believed to have connections to white supremacist organizations.
Comments: 53 Score: [-] 789 [+].

Visiting African Children's Choir...robbed Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
20 kids whose parents died from AIDS are visiting the US as a choir to help raise money to build an orphanage & school in Uganda. Someone felt it necessary to rob them. How nice.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 399 [+].

Switzerland Misses Olympic Ceremony Posted: 2 weeks ago by suckersklub
...because of a squirrel.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 512 [+].

Caught in the moment Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
A fantastic collection of Olympic athletes caught during the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and everywhere in between.

(A couple are slightly NSFW, due to an accidental bare ass or exposed boob)
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 781 [+].

Taekwondo fighter attacks referee Posted: 2 weeks ago by makri
Cuban taekwondo athlete and his coach were banned for life after Angel Matos kicked the referee in the face following his bronze-medal match disqualification. Hooray for Olympic spirit!
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 626 [+].

Virtual breakup turns real ugly Posted: 2 weeks ago by coldbladed
A woman wanted in the bizarrely complicated attempted kidnapping of her former virtual boyfriend has been apprehended after a multi-state search.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 358 [+].

What not to do when cooking cannabis oil... Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Use your cellphone...
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 394 [+].

IOC Demands Gymnast Age Probe Posted: 2 weeks ago by ConeOfSilence
THE IOC has asked gymnastics' governing body to find out whether some gold medal-winning Chinese gymnasts were underage.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 150 [+].

Do you know your neighbors? Posted: 2 weeks ago by icepigs
Safety starts with good information, even if it ends with a loaded .44 caliber pistol. While FelonSpy.com can’t help you get a gun, we can certainly help you figure out which direction to point it in.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 212 [+].

Ass Bras Posted: 2 weeks ago by bernardblack
Can't afford a Brazilian butt lift? No worries, just strap your rear into one of these absolutely crazy contraptions that look more like props for S&M than beauty devices. An ass bra will have you defying gravity and the natural aging process in no time.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 606 [+].

Quite Possibly The World's Greatest Innovation Posted: 2 weeks ago by bernardblack
Commuting can be boring. Waiting at bus stops is especially dull and tedious. Well until the incredible mind of Bruno Taylor got involved. His "hack" of London bus stops is just one of his innovations, but one that will change the hearts and souls of commuters. image is 'before'
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 752 [+].

Rare pictures from WWI POW camp show the birth of sausages in Japan Posted: 2 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
Rare pictures of German prisoners of war from World War I showing the Japanese how to produce sausages have been discovered.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 489 [+].

Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires Posted: 2 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
A 12-year-old has been taken to hospital with burns after blowing up a petrol can while breaking wind.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 456 [+].

15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped Posted: 2 weeks ago by ConeOfSilence
It's hard to be amazed by anything you see online, when you know any teenager with a computer and a pirated copy of Photoshop can cobble together a fake photograph in minutes.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 98 [+].

Motorist goes to the aid of a dying crash victim only to find it is his wife Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
They had just celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary. I can't imagine.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 600 [+].