lets see, first of all I kinda have split personality.. I live in Detroit but went to high school in grosse pointe which are total opposites.. I have my pilots license however i'm not the "smart" type. i'm more of the "educated jock".. I work for a court.. but i'm usually the one that the courts are looking for.. but i'm a nice guy.. 22 and mature most of the times.. but i do occasionally get out of hand.. and i love family guy and south park.. i'm also a recovering alcoholic and love to party and wake up in random places.. I recently let my gf move in with me and it has been a krazy experience but I am happy with it, as long as it doesn't interfere with my crazy life.
Dallas judge criticized for racially charged quote Posted: 8 months ago by smarty1052
The top municipal judge in Dallas faces calls for his resignation over a racially charged column he wrote in a weekly newspaper.
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Legally blind man saves woman from attacker Posted: 8 months ago by smarty1052
Jerry told KTVI-TV that he went to the apartment and kicked open the door, surprising the would-be attacker, who locked the door
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Mich. woman marks her 108th or 111th birthday Posted: 9 months ago by smarty1052
Don't ask Mattie Caldwell how many candles go on her birthday cake. "I don't remember," she said.
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The Unkindest Cut: A Czech Solution for Sex Offenders Posted: 10 months ago by smarty1052
A doctor makes an incision in a man's scrotal sack and, deftly wielding his scalpel, quickly removes both testicles.
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Stocks, oil, gold tank on growing recession fears Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Gold fell as low as $681 an ounce, its lowest since January last year.
So who had the idea of buying gold to save their money? probably wont work anymore.. :-(
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Student steals, crashes Detroit school bus Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
The boy had a minor accident inside the school parking lot, then crashed into a light pole and some other utility fixtures outside the school
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Bodies removed after Pontiac funeral home foreclosure Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Gerds said he didn’t know if families had already paid for funerals slated to be held at Burns – or whether they would have to pay another funeral home, too.
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N.Y. Librarian Fined $500 Over Daughter's Book Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Grandt says no one profited from his promotion and that he gave out free copies. He says it's part of his job to ''encourage the kids to read new books.''
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Police officer of the year arrested in Iowa Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
The police officer of the year in Council Bluffs, Iowa has been charged with drunken driving.
Some cops are such hypocrites..
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Town's parade draws fire for dropping 'Christmas' Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
A famed fireworks company is pulling out of a holiday boat parade because "Christmas" was dropped from the event's name
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Woman jailed after 'killing' virtual husband Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
A 43-year-old player in a virtual game world became so angry about her sudden divorce from her online husband that she logged on with his password and killed his digital persona, police said Thursday.
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McCain has terse response on Palin shopping spree Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Presidential candidate John McCain isn't happy about having to explain why the Republican Party has had to buy running mate Sarah Palin $150,000 in clothes, hair styling and accessories.
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Pizzeria offer to swap slices for McCain signs Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Police Commissioner William Dwyer said a pizzeria owner won't be charged after a recent promotional campaign led to thefts of Sen. John McCain yard signs.
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Dutch court convicts 2 of stealing virtual items Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
The Leeuwarden District Court says the culprits, 15 and 14 years old, coerced a 13-year-old boy into transferring a "virtual amulet and a virtual mask" from the online adventure game RuneScape to their game accounts.
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Suspect in golf cart eludes Utah sheriff cruisers Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
He took off into an alfalfa field and jumped irrigation ditches that the sheriff's cruisers couldn't cross.
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Saints fan, 15, found in seat with stolen ticket Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
You would think if you are going to buy a ticket to get in the stadium (on a stolen credit card), you would go sit somewhere else," said Maj. Greg Elder, commander of the New Orleans Police
too bad he had to leave early it was a good game..
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Jamaica puzzled by theft of beach Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
how do you steal a whole beach??
"the Prime Minister, Bruce Golding, also took an interest in the theft and ordered a report into how 500 truckloads of sand was stolen, transported and presumably sold."
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U.S. pilot was ordered to shoot down UFO Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
The pilot, Milton Torres, now 77 and living in Miami, said it spent periods motionless in the sky before reaching estimated speeds of more than 7,600 mph
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6-foot camel, pint-size pony stolen from zoo Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
So anyone seen Madagascar?? I think they broke out, what do you think?
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Thieves Hack French President's Bank Acct Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Not even the president of France (shown here during an E.U. summit in Brussels last Wednesday) is immune from being preyed upon by Internet thieves, as he learned when his personal bank account was hacked
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NY woman sentenced for hiding shotgun in stroller Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Stephanie Wilson of Utica pleaded guilty last month to carrying an unloaded sawed-off shotgun in the buggy, where police also found several knives and a box cutter. Wilson said she needed the weapons for self protection.
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Nissan Suit Simulates Older Drivers' Difficulties Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
The suit — including goggles that distort color and mimic the effects of cataracts — is used to simulate the physical effects of aging as designers work to make future vehicles safer and more comfortable.
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'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm to help jump-start heart Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
"Stayin' Alive" might be more true to its name than the Bee Gees ever could have guessed: At 103 beats per minute, the old disco song has almost the perfect rhythm to help jump-start a stopped heart.
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Wanna reduce swelling in your fists after boxing? use baby wee Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
Baby wee is good because it's pure, doesn't contain toxins and doesn't smell," the 37-year old boxer told Bild after he won back the WBC title on Saturday.
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Women ride Vienna dancing horses after 436 years Posted: 1 year ago by smarty1052
An Austrian and a Briton have made history at Vienna's Spanish Riding School by becoming the first female riders to pass the entrance exam and trial period in 436 years.
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