lets see, first of all I kinda have split personality.. I live in detroit but went to high school in grosse pointe which are total opposites.. I have my pilots license however i'm not the "smart" type. i'm more of the "educated jock".. I work for a court.. but i'm usually the one that the courts are looking for.. but i'm a nice guy.. 22 and mature most of the times.. but i do occasionally get out of hand.. and i love family guy and south park.. i'm also an alcoholic and love to party and wake up in random places..

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Jesse Jackson speaks on Barak Obama, lol Posted: 2 weeks ago by smarty1052
not what you'd expect, caught when he thought his microphone was off on the O reilly factor..
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A woman who was trying to kill mice shoots herself and another Posted: 2 weeks ago by smarty1052
The mice escaped the shooting unharmed.


I'm on a posting frenzy.. so sick of work
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500-Lb. Iowa Woman Trapped In Elevator Dies Posted: 2 weeks ago by smarty1052
Linda Sims told the paper that her daughter was claustrophobic, and that she questions why she was not called when her daughter first became trapped in the elevator.
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Man Calls Police To Report Theft Of Money He Stole Posted: 2 weeks ago by smarty1052
Dude robs a 7-11 then gets robbed.. so what does he do?? calls the police??
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Iran tests missiles, vows to hit back if attacked Posted: 2 weeks ago by smarty1052
Didn't they just make headlines for blowing up their cooling reactor or something? whats up with this Iran?
"We warn the enemies who intend to threaten us with military exercises and empty psychological operations that our hand will always be on the trigger and our missiles will always be ready to launch,"
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Teen girls made pact to get pregnant Posted: 1 month ago by smarty1052
A pact made by a group of teens to get pregnant and raise their babies together is at least partly behind a sudden spike in pregnancies at Gloucester High School

One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"
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Mad hatters of Central Florida Posted: 2 months ago by smarty1052
In memory of MHA for dying in my bamboo pit :-(
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Lion Mutilates 40+ Midgets in arena fight Posted: 2 months ago by smarty1052
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.


Posted a while back but I figured some of the newer members might enjoy my favorite article from the past
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Mccains spiritual guide? Posted: 2 months ago by smarty1052
So all this talk about Obama and the Rev. Wright.. how come this clip isn't shown on Fox News?
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Lawnmower DUI Posted: 3 months ago by smarty1052
Video of a cop pulling a guy over driving a law mower and drinking a beer
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New Annoying Devil Posted: 4 months ago by smarty1052
I love this guy, I dunno how old this is but I hadn't seen this one yet, pretty funny.
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WOO whoooo!! Alcoholics are saved! Posted: 4 months ago by smarty1052
Man-made molecules reverse liver cirrhosis in rats
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Jewish groups condemn FIA boss over 'Nazi' sex claims Posted: 4 months ago by smarty1052
Orgys, jewish people, nazi's, Formula one racing, civil unrest, and company leaders embarassing themselves.. what more could you ask for?
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Gunmen On The Loose After Man Shot In Neck Posted: 4 months ago by smarty1052
Narcotics investigators were on the scene early Thursday and deputies believe the victims had large amounts of marijuana inside the home, in a neighborhood not known for drug dealing.

orange county FLORIDA
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Detroit's Mayor, wife, and a stripper Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
So I don't know if this is nationwide news yet but Detroits Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has been doing lots of shady stuff. this is an older one but more info jsut surfaced.. makes you think a lil. I think he's a new mob boss personally
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Story on the Racial gap in The United States Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
Mostly focuses on big cities and Detroit But I found it to be an interesting read with lots of information- Study done by the Kerner Commission
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Naked guy jumps on hood of police car Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
One naked guy plus pcp and a cop car.. and an on dash camera? waht do you get?
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Drunk guy breathalizer at police station Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
Some guy is brought in for a suspected DUI and swears he hasn't been drinking.. Kinda reminds me of what happend to that lady that said the cop beat her in breathalizer room.

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Michael Jackson Pranked Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
I posted this a while ago, but I don't think anyone actually saw it.. Actual Michael jackson prank call. I thought it was Hilarious.
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KKK endorses Obama For Presidency Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything
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How the U.S. election process actually works Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
Sounds simple.. yet soo complicated and weird when put this way.

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Internet sex auction sparks paternity row Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
Don't be a fool wrap your tool
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New King of Rap Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
Funny Arab rap video, even if you don't enjoy rap music you can appreciate this video. Very funny parody.
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Field sobriety test Posted: 5 months ago by smarty1052
Officer I have not been drinking..

Probably posted before but I couldn't find it anywhere. Still amazingly funny.
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7 year old child calls 911 to save mom Posted: 6 months ago by smarty1052
A 7 year old child called 911 to save his mom that had just had an heart attack.
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