Born in California, raised in New Jersey, and now living in Maryland, I'm an eighteen year old college freshman with interests in biology, psychology, video games, art, anime, and wasting my existence on the internet. I'll respond to many names, including Sofsr(Pronounced as Sof-sir, or just S O F S R.), Genkio, Genki, Cheryl, Kevin, or if you're Punthe, Soft Serve. If we haven't met then Sofsr will do fine, but feel free to use any of the above if we become more acquainted.I'm a s**t-cocktail of disorders, and I have plenty of stories to tell because of them. ADHD, OCD, possibly GID, and a topping of General Anxiety. These have made my earlier school years fairly unpleasant(Understatement), and I've been to three different high schools of varying degrees of suck because of my issues. Partly due to this, I'm an extreme pessimist, so don't expect much in the way of rainbows and butterflies from me.SCORE ONE FOR SOVIET RUSSIA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRmey2WvWnw Posted: 4 months ago by sofsr
A catchy tune + Nightmare fuel + Senator John McCain. Need I say more?
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 106 [+].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UvEgxpDcvM Posted: 5 months ago by sofsr
From Dragonball Z the Abridged Parody.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 22 [+].
DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!! Posted: 5 months ago by sofsr
THIS SITE IS THE COOLEST SITE EVER!!!!!11111!!! I LOVE THIS SITE AN IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THIS SITE.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 67 [+].
English as She Is Spoke Posted: 7 months ago by sofsr
A man with no knowledge of the English language writes a Portuguese-to-English phrasebook. Hilarity ensues.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 276 [+].
If You Know Who Jim Darkmagic is, Let's Talk... Posted: 7 months ago by sofsr
"Do you want to spend post-coital bliss debating the virtues of 4e D&D vs 3e? Are you familiar with the Force, the Schwartz, AND the Nail Side of the Thumb? Are you fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon? (Ok, I'm fluent in neither, but you get the idea!)"
I do believe this is the nerdiest thing I've seen in my life.
(Careful at Work, obviously)
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 148 [+].
The Fantasy Novelist's Exam Posted: 7 months ago by sofsr
"Ever since J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis created the worlds of Middle Earth and Narnia, it seems like every windbag off the street thinks he can write great, original fantasy, too. The problem is that most of this "great, original fantasy" is actually poor, derivative fantasy. Frankly, we're sick of it, so we've compiled a list of rip-off tip-offs in the form of an exam."
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 270 [+].
64 Things Every Geek Should Know Posted: 7 months ago by sofsr
An absurdly detailed list of everything a techie should know.
Do YOU know how to hotwire a car?
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 390 [+].
Tv Tropes Posted: 7 months ago by sofsr
Take Wikipedia. Remove all formality, focus purely on fiction, and turn the Wiki Words Up to Eleven. You now have Tv Tropes.
Just remember, though... Tv Tropes Will Ruin Your Life.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 68 [+].
Tetoris: Tetris On Steroids Posted: 9 months ago by sofsr
Don't expect to accomplish much unless you have a few days time on your hands and a lot of patience.
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 497 [+].
Italian TV station airs Brokeback Mountain... Posted: 11 months ago by sofsr
With all references to homosexuality edited out.
...Who thought this was a good idea?
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 204 [+].
Megaman 3 Sucks! Posted: 12 months ago by sofsr
Wait! Wait! Don't go! Not that Megaman 3.
The OTHER Megaman 3.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 28 [+].
QWOP: The Ragdoll Olympics Posted: 1 year ago by sofsr
Or, as I like to call it: "The Ministry of Silly Walks: The Game".
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 395 [+].
Chinamation: The Chinese version of Anime Posted: 1 year ago by sofsr
'Abomination' might have been a more honest name.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 128 [+].
MS Paint Adventures! Posted: 1 year ago by sofsr
An amazing(ly bizzare) web-comic made in the form of a text adventure game, with suggestions from readers advancing the plots...Or the nonsensical mess that was once a plot...
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 239 [+].
Uwe Boll Intrudes Upon the Game Industry Posted: 1 year ago by sofsr
Is there nothing sacred to this man?
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 108 [+].
Pandemic II Posted: 1 year ago by sofsr
Create your own disease and kill the whole world.
Also, f*ck Madagascar.
Comments: 35 Score: [-] 615 [+].
Cosplay + The Elderly Posted: 1 year ago by sofsr
It doesn't mix.
(NSFW for language and spandex.)
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 144 [+].
Exit Mundi: a Collection of End of the World Scenarios Posted: 1 year ago by sofsr
Mass extinction never sounded so awesome.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 250 [+].
Kojima/Raymond win at April Fools Posted: 2 years ago by sofsr
Hideo Kojima and Jane Raymond release thier video game lovechild.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 31 [+].
Chaca Chaca: The Mexican Powerbar from Hell Posted: 2 years ago by sofsr
"What Jeff meant was that what we subjected ourselves to on that fateful night can best be described as the spicy Mexican version of Condensed Supplement Hell, or Powerbars gone terribly worse."
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 59 [+].
Intertllr Terininatdr! Posted: 2 years ago by sofsr
One of the greatest bootleg toys ever.
It has bilateyal ahold swoyd gestalt!
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 63 [+].
Brawndo-The Thirst MUTILATOR! (NSFW) Posted: 2 years ago by Sofsr
Can you say 'X-TREME'!?
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 78 [+].
How Venus Fly-traps Got Their Name Posted: 2 years ago by Sofsr
If you think 'Venus' has to do with the plants beauty, you're horribly mistaken.
(Probably NSFW)
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 298 [+].