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Gibson Guitar plant in Nashville raided by feds Posted: 8 hours ago by 2manyusernames
A crackdown on the use of endangered woods from the world's rain forests to make musical instruments resulted in a federal raid on Gibson Guitar 's manufacturing plant.
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Bud Selig to retire in 2012 Posted: 8 hours ago by JoshSF49
"I want to start writing a book."
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One Vulgar Word Can Get You Fired Posted: 9 hours ago by 2manyusernames
Kurt Greenbaum of the St Louis Dispatch moderates a forum on the newspaper's website. Comments often get a bit heated. When he saw one member made a 4-letter comment that starts with 'C' instead of just deleting it, he decided to look at the i.p address and contact the OP's place of business to complain. End result? The poster got fired.
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Energizer Bunnies: Turning Rabbits into Green Fuel Posted: 9 hours ago by TraumaMamma
I guess you can only make so much Hassenpheffer.
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Biology of B-Movie Monsters Posted: 10 hours ago by 2manyusernames
A classic scientific essay on the problems facing movie monsters be they giant, tiny, or even aliens.
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How Good Are You In Bed? Ask Your iPhone Posted: 10 hours ago by 2manyusernames
A $4.99 application uses the iPhone's timer, motion sensor and microphone (to measure orgasm intensity) to rank your sexual performance ranging from 'bad' to 'perfect'. You can upload your rating to the web to compare your skills to the rest of the world.
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Patrick Stewart Speaks On The Legacy Of Domestic Violence Posted: 13 hours ago by 2manyusernames
Patrick Stewart was a witness to his father's repeated acts of violence on his mother. Being a child he felt incapable of stopping it. Here he discusses how such horrors has stayed with him his adult life.
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Man Shot For His Flat Screen TV Posted: 13 hours ago by suebe
But the bumbling thieves couldn't fit the 47 inch tv into their getaway car.
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Climate Czar Browner: What Conflict of Interest? Posted: 13 hours ago by 2manyusernames
Carol Browner was appointed by Obama to be his Climate Czar - a position not subject to congressional approval. She is a co-founder of The Albright Group which often acts as an unofficial lobbying group. She was also on the board of a carbon credit company which should be a huge conflict of interest considering her duties including guiding Obama's administration's effort to force companies to purchase carbon credits.
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Twilight Moms Posted: 16 hours ago by DaftGretel
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Christian side-hug Posted: 18 hours ago by Colt45
Gimme that Christian side-hug. Imma ruff ryder, filled up with Christs love
lmfao
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Woman Sees Image of Jesus on Her Iron Posted: 21 hours ago by iamamaniac
METHUEN, Mass. - A Massachusetts woman who recently separated from her husband and had her hours cut at work says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that "life is going to be good."
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Aliens 'already exist on earth', Bulgarian scientists claim Posted: 1 day ago by Bornbad
"They are not hostile towards us, rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them."
*Strap on the tin foil hats*
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Swiss citizens to vote in two days on a possible minaret ban Posted: 1 day ago by Mithridates
A referendum will take place in Switzerland in two days proposing a ban on the construction of minarets in the country. Switzerland currently has four minarets.
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Statewide survey shows "ball tapping" problem widespread Posted: 1 day ago by Bornbad
"I have seen it done both maliciously and just as guys goofing around. I heard from one student that he had to have one testicle surgically removed after being kicked in his genitals during summer school.
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How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives Posted: 1 day ago by Bornbad
You are probably at this very moment attempting to communicate with family members you have almost nothing in common with. What do you do if it turns out Aunt Edwina is a birther?
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Global Warming in Pictures Posted: 1 day ago by Bornbad
Global Warming in Pictures
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Most Colossal Nuclear Explosions Ever Captured On Camera Posted: 1 day ago by Bornbad
Most Colossal Nuclear Explosions Ever Captured On Camera
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Obama Pushes Lobbyists Off Federal Advisory Boards Posted: 1 day ago by theclansman
On Friday, the Washington Post reported that the move "may turn out to be the most far-reaching lobbying rule change so far from President Obama," resulting in "hundreds, if not thousands, of lobbyists" being ejected from federal advisory panels.
Not surprisingly, lobby groups, corporations, and other K Street influencers are up in arms.
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ice ice baby Posted: 1 day ago by cecilberman
Patterns in the surface ice of a local wetlands look like petroglyphs.
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Where's The Wiener? Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
How many times have you and your mates asked yourself where is one of those there wienermobiles? Well ask no more. Now you can instantly see the location of all 6 of the classic wienermobiles on the road.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 176 [+].
The 9/11 Chronicles: Part One, Truth Rising Posted: 1 day ago by jLoSsDh
Seven years after the attacks of September the Eleventh, a global awakening has taken place, the likes of which the world has never seen.
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3 Women, girl killed at Thanksgiving party Posted: 2 days ago by julea
"What led to this incident, we're not quite sure," said [Jupiter Police Sgt. Scott] Pascarella. "It did not appear there was any altercation prior to this shooting."
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Panel of customers advises Amsterdam City Council on well-being of prostitutes Posted: 2 days ago by kissmenow
I suppose this won't happen in America any time soon.
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'World's strongest' beer launched Posted: 2 days ago by melgesevad
Made by controversial Scottish brewery BrewDog and it is 32% Percent alcohol.
"This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost."
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 415 [+].