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Are you trying to illegally enter the United States? Posted: 2 days ago by hoosker
There's an app for that.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 640 [+].
Porn causes tsunamis and earthquakes Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
According to the Indonesian Minister of Communication and Information porn causes natural disasters such as the recent tsunamis and earthquakes. No, really. If you can't believe the Indonesian Minister of Communication and Information who can you believe? via
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 607 [+].
Casket comes apart during funeral Posted: 2 days ago by hoosker
Ayala and Meza began slowly depositing the casket into the ground, when the lowering device near the head of the casket broke.
"The broken strap caused the casket to slide head-first at an angle into the grave, hit the side of the vault, and come to rest in the grave at approximately a 45-degree angle," "The impact of the casket into the side of the vault caused the casket lid to disconnect and exposed Robert Sr.'s body to the entire assembly."
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 533 [+].
When Geckos Get Constipated Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
"In explaining why I’d be late that day, I didn’t quite know what to tell my editor, so I told him the truth: I was taking my son’s gecko for what I presumed would be an enema."
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One Vulgar Word Can Get You Fired Posted: 4 days ago by 2manyusernames
Kurt Greenbaum of the St Louis Dispatch moderates a forum on the newspaper's website. Comments often get a bit heated. When he saw one member made a 4-letter comment that starts with 'C' instead of just deleting it, he decided to look at the i.p address and contact the OP's place of business to complain. End result? The poster got fired.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 556 [+].
Underground Psychology Posted: 4 days ago by Bornbad
Researchers have been spying on us on the subway. Here's what they've learned.
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Autocomplete me Posted: 4 days ago by Bornbad
Cause I Really, Really Want TO...
Google has an answer for everything.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 489 [+].
'World's strongest' beer launched Posted: 5 days ago by melgesevad
Made by controversial Scottish brewery BrewDog and it is 32% Percent alcohol.
"This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost."
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 489 [+].
This is sand Posted: 6 days ago by jLoSsDh
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Man Conspired With Gunman To Have Sex With Relative Posted: 6 days ago by 2manyusernames
Lee Craddock really wanted to have sex with one of his relatives. Lee came up with a plan that involved hiring a man to accost himself and the woman, using a gun to force the two of them to have sex while the gunman watched.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 566 [+].
Anti-Choice is Anti-Awesome Posted: 6 days ago by chinook
Dispatches from the front lines of the Pro-Choice movement in NB. This blogger is volunteer co-ordinator at a Morgentaler Clinic and shares hilarious, heartbreaking and hopeful stories of her experiences in the fight to break down the province's illegal policies on reproductive choice.
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 363 [+].
Pig Fart Sparks Gas Emergency Posted: 6 days ago by suckersklub
What it says above.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 456 [+].
WikiLeaks Discloses 9/11 Pager Intercepts Posted: 7 days ago by jhordie
WikiLeaks is releasing over half a million US national text pager intercepts that were captured during a 24-hour period of the 9/11 attacks.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 376 [+].
Doctor in trouble for being "Blunt" Posted: 7 days ago by hoosker
He told his patient she was irresponsible for being unemployed, on Medicaid, and relying on taxpayers to cover another pregnancy after giving birth less than a year earlier.
But what really made her mad, was when he poked her thigh and told her she was fat.
Comments: 37 Score: [-] 919 [+].
Parents negotiate no-homework contract Posted: 7 days ago by suckersklub
Oh, come on.
Spoiled brats.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 587 [+].
Best Product (Reviews) EVAH Posted: 1 week ago by meggysue
This laptop steering wheel desk is the most amazing product ever. Product reviews make it extra special!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 528 [+].
In Trying to Prevent Gay Marriage, Texas May Have Accidently Abolished it for Everyone Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
It's rare a story about banning gay marriage actually has a silver lining.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 405 [+].
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Comments: 6 Score: [-] 499 [+].
Drinking Large Quantities of Alcohol is Good for Men Posted: 2 weeks ago by hoosker
The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men.
...rejoice
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 377 [+].
Live like a hamster in Hamster Hotel Posted: 2 weeks ago by Ankabout
This hotel near Nantes, France, has come up with a new concept where guests can run around in a wheel, and wear hamster hats... And eat hamster food.
Right... Sounds fun...
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 561 [+].
11-year-old girl gives birth on her wedding day Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
Said the girl: "I'm not going to play with toys any more - I have a new toy now."
They grow up so fast [/sarcasm]
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 570 [+].
If you're going to commit violent crimes, don't put the video evidence on YouTube. Posted: 2 weeks ago by icepigs
What kind of people allow their faces and names to be shared publicly on a YouTube video that documents them roaming the Twin Cities, laughing for the camera as they assault pedestrians, bike riders and children?
(Video in article)
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 480 [+].
Posted mainly for the awesomeness of the title of the story Posted: 2 weeks ago by hoosker
A ferocious feline turned her owners into a pair of scaredy cats in their Midtown apartment yesterday, holding them hostage at claw-point until the cops came to their rescue.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 919 [+].
Reunion Arena Demolition not quite as expected Posted: 2 weeks ago by icepigs
Reunion Arena in Dallas (the old home of the Stars and Mavericks) was being torn down. They stripped everything but the roof and support columns. The plan was to weaken the columns so the roof would come down slowly - about 3 days. But after weakening just one column, the whole thing fell. (AWESOME Video in article)
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 204 [+].
Oxford word of the year: Unfriend Posted: 2 weeks ago by Ankabout
Why aren't we a friendly bunch? The word of the year is unfriend. And here we all thought social media will bring us all together.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 456 [+].