Suebe was born into her family young, hairless, and kinda wet. After a few years, she had developed the skills to walk, talk, and eat. Her mother was the midwest's only female juggler and her father a rich investment banker from Manhatten. Their marriage was secret. And so was Suebe's birth. Raised by elephant handlers in a traveling circus, Suebe would come to learn the finer points of sword swallowing and contortionism. Curiously short, Suebe soon joined a traveling actors troupe that only preformed 'The Wizard of Oz.' Starting out playing Munchkin #3, she soon worked her way up to playing a ballerina Munchkin with a featured dance number. After seven years of playing the ballerina, one night during sleep she mysteriously grew 15 inches. Now at a normal height Suebe enjoys reaching the Saltines on the top shelf at the grocery store, painting ceilings, and of course, brushing her hair, a feat she was incapable of doing because she was to short to reach the top of her head. Taxed by the years in the circus, Suebe settled down and learned to crochet. She currently lives in an abandoned Taco Hut creating a large crocheted map of her travels. .She has recently moved to Africa, to live with the pygmies, where she is held in Goddess status for her incredible beauty and height. She bestows her people with top shelf Saltines and brushes their hair.Thank you bluenutria and muppetmakerKiva - Loans that save livesNow that I am a member of the 99 Karma Continuum,http://www.plime.com/f/1124/ my time online is "Omnipresent". Please refer to me as "Omnipresent suebe"This is my car. SrslyMy first plimeet OMG 40 KarmaMy turn on the Hot SeatMy Plime RoastStar Trek foyerThe Adventures of Gerald, the traveling gnomeMaybe I amazes"Your beatles awesomeness always amazes." gammerous~@nuB
Milking "Cow" Posted: 1 hour ago by DaftGretel
A bizarre/funny scene from the new movie, "Bunny and the Bull"
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Does Internet reveal all our perversions? Posted: 1 hour ago by Bornbad
Does Internet reveal all our perversions?
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Now that’s an eau de toilette Posted: 1 hour ago by Bornbad
Now that’s an eau de toilette
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Mad Spoof Posted: 5 hours ago by suebe
Old Mad TV spoof of Rudolph as filtered through the films of Martin Scorsese.
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Dancing Ladies Outweigh Swimming Swans as Christmas Index Rises Posted: 5 hours ago by suebe
In 2009, the total Christmas Price Index — the cost it would take to purchase all of the items — reached $21,465.56, which was the smallest increase since 2002." And once again, sex sells, "nine ladies dancing" are the most expensive gift on the list this year.
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Are you trying to illegally enter the United States? Posted: 6 hours ago by hoosker
There's an app for that.
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Porn causes tsunamis and earthquakes Posted: 6 hours ago by 2manyusernames
According to the Indonesian Minister of Communication and Information porn causes natural disasters such as the recent tsunamis and earthquakes. No, really. If you can't believe the Indonesian Minister of Communication and Information who can you believe? via
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Neil Gaiman asks: Heard any good books lately? Posted: 7 hours ago by lynxears
Author Neil Gaiman reflects on the value and future of the audiobook.
*I wish I could listen to this now -- I LOVE his voice -- but even the written version is fabulous.*
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Man follows woman off of bus ...to steal her teeth Posted: 8 hours ago by hoosker
"He kept saying how my teeth were beautiful, like the moon and the stars," she recalled.
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Casket comes apart during funeral Posted: 8 hours ago by hoosker
Ayala and Meza began slowly depositing the casket into the ground, when the lowering device near the head of the casket broke.
"The broken strap caused the casket to slide head-first at an angle into the grave, hit the side of the vault, and come to rest in the grave at approximately a 45-degree angle," "The impact of the casket into the side of the vault caused the casket lid to disconnect and exposed Robert Sr.'s body to the entire assembly."
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geeky cuff links Posted: 9 hours ago by cecilberman
click the pic for fifteen more geeky cuff links
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dog show fail Posted: 9 hours ago by cecilberman
I sure hope this link works in this tab
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Rise of male student support groups sparks row at British universities Posted: 9 hours ago by 2manyusernames
Female-exclusive support groups have long been accepted and praised. However equivalent groups for men are causing a lot of controversy.
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Sarah Palin book signing Posted: 10 hours ago by cecilberman
"I don't know" is as good a reason as any other.
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Honduras Elects New President - NOT Zelaya Posted: 11 hours ago by 2manyusernames
Porfirio "Pepe" Lobo won election as Honduras' president 5 months after the previous president, Zelaya was impeached. Now the question is whether the international community will recognize the election.
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less expensive than appliances Posted: 11 hours ago by cecilberman
who needs jewelry?
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evolution of storage Posted: 11 hours ago by cecilberman
just this weekend I saw an ad for a $35 flash drive that held 8gb of data
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Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb Posted: 12 hours ago by ThirDeye
Multi-million dollar exchange-listed companies, their lawyers and cease-and-desist letters are infamous side effects of natural human greed in this century. The latest addition to the long list of companies cutting their own throat by harassing their hardcore fans is Games Workshop.
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Baby's legs amputated after being admitted for burns on her hands. Posted: 14 hours ago by monboddo
How can this Happen? Like I said: if you are coming to South-Africa for the 2010 World Cup, avoid state hospitals at all costs.
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Virtual Sunrise and Sunset for the Internet Addicted Posted: 14 hours ago by suebe
No need to go outside. Now you can check out dawn and dusk in NYC right from your computer, boys and girls!
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When Geckos Get Constipated Posted: 14 hours ago by suebe
"In explaining why I’d be late that day, I didn’t quite know what to tell my editor, so I told him the truth: I was taking my son’s gecko for what I presumed would be an enema."
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Cops: Suspect in officer killings may be dead Posted: 15 hours ago by drogue
Update to detectivebag's post.
"A suspect in the slaying of four police officers gunned down in a suburban coffee shop was in a Seattle house early Monday, wounded and possibly dead," police said.
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Stacy Horton Abandons Son to Save Drowning Wife Posted: 23 hours ago by iamamaniac
As his wife floundered screaming for help in murky river water, a frantic New Zealand man was forced to abandon a bid to rescue his teenage son to save his partner from drowning, he said Monday.
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cute Cat! Posted: 1 day ago by JoshSF49
Cute Cat!
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Palin quits 5k charity run Posted: 1 day ago by cecilberman
She said "I accomplished what I set out to do, and would have been a lame duck for the last 1k."
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