Suebe was born into her family young, hairless, and kinda wet. After a few years, she had developed the skills to walk, talk, and eat. Her mother was the midwest's only female juggler and her father a rich investment banker from Manhatten. Their marriage was secret. And so was Suebe's birth. Raised by elephant handlers in a traveling circus, Suebe would come to learn the finer points of sword swallowing and contortionism. Curiously short, Suebe soon joined a traveling actors troupe that only preformed 'The Wizard of Oz.' Starting out playing Munchkin #3, she soon worked her way up to playing a ballerina Munchkin with a featured dance number. After seven years of playing the ballerina, one night during sleep she mysteriously grew 15 inches. Now at a normal height Suebe enjoys reaching the Saltines on the top shelf at the grocery store, painting ceilings, and of course, brushing her hair, a feat she was incapable of doing because she was to short to reach the top of her head. Taxed by the years in the circus, Suebe settled down and learned to crochet. She currently lives in an abandoned Taco Hut creating a large crocheted map of her travels. .She has recently moved to Africa, to live with the pygmies, where she is held in Goddess status for her incredible beauty and height. She bestows her people with top shelf Saltines and brushes their hair.Thank you bluenutria and muppetmakerKiva - Loans that save livesNow that I am a member of the 99 Karma Continuum,http://www.plime.com/f/1124/ my time online is "Omnipresent". Please refer to me as "Omnipresent suebe"This is my car. SrslyMy first plimeet OMG 40 KarmaMy turn on the Hot SeatMy Plime RoastStar Trek foyerThe Adventures of Gerald, the traveling gnomeMaybe I amazes"Your beatles awesomeness always amazes." gammerous~@nuB
Facebook is an Alibi Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Imagine if the most important sentence you ever wrote was a Facebook status update that goes something like this: "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK......WHERER MY IHOP." Now you know how it feels to be 19-year-old Rodney Bradford, who used that all-caps message to keep himself out of prison.
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Why Men Should Learn To Like Period Sex Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Dudes who won't have period sex kind of suck.
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Pet Cruelty Woman Loses Custody of Her Children Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Not surprisingly, a judge ordered he woman who tortured and killed animals to lose custody of 6 out of her 7 children. The oldest, her son, age 21, will care for two of his sisters.
Alternative link if you can't see the Newsday article.
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Express to your table Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Express service at the German restaurant S Baggers
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"Easiest . . . arrest in history!" Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
And it will probably be the easiest conviction as well.
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Woman Drives Her Car Into An Aquarium Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
The driver and the child in her lap survived when a pickup truck slammed into a 1,500-gallon aquarium at Tampa International Airport. The tropical fish were not so lucky.
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Anger Management Through Food Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Dieters eating food high in carbohydrates and low on fat improved their mood longer than those on a low-carb, high-fat regime similar to the Atkins diet, researchers say.
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Man Jumps Off the George Washington Bridge and Survives Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Last Friday, a man jumped off the George Washington Bridge-a 212-foot plunge into 55-degree water—and survived and managed to swim to the NJ side, where he was taken to a hospital
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Teacher Suspended For Assigning Story On Masturbation Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
A popular high school English teacher has been suspended after assigning his 11th-grade students a short story about masturbation by "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk. The short story, "Guts" details three increasingly catastrophic masturbation attempts by teenagers with props including a carrot, a candle, and the water intake at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Posting online comments under multiple aliases is apparently against the law, at least in the case of Raphael Haim Golb, 49, who is suspected of using 50 different e-mail addresses and monikers — some of the names belonging to academic rivals — to bolster his arguments about the origins of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
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Did You Know Your Vagina Can Fall Out Of Your Body? Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Brave lady, Allison Henry, is speaking out about her vagina ... which literally fell out. The clinical term for this is “vaginal prolapse.” Read on at your own risk.
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You really need US Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Earlier this week the Toronto Star announced, among other changes, that it was planning to outsource some one hundred in-house, union editing jobs. In the press release issued by the union in the wake of the announcement, union chief Maureen Dawson explained that "Journalism is a collaborative effort, the product of a team of reporters, photographers and editors working in concert to produce the kind of activist agenda that has served Star readers and our community so well for so long...To remove a critical element of that work is to shortchange everyone who depends on it."
Now, one (apparent) editor at the Star has decided to show us all the benefits of collaboration. An extensively marked-up copy of Publisher John Cruickshank's internal memo announcing the changes was released by a self-described "intermediary who was asked to send this for a friend who works at the Star" this morning; it's, allegedly, "the work of a Star editor."
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Periodic Table of London Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Periodic Table of London
Can some of our British friends identify elements?
Notice that my initials are the only one in a green box.
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Woman Tortured and Killed Neighbors Pets Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
A Long Island woman is suspected of torturing and killing as many as 20 cats and dogs — some of them belonging to her neighbors — before burying them behind her home. An update from her son.
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Who Is a Jew? Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
The questions before the judges in Courtroom No. 1 of Britain’s Supreme Court were as ancient and as complex as Judaism itself.
Who is a Jew? And who gets to decide?
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Fighting the odds to keep Indian tongues alive Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
In his first year at San Marcos University, Hermenegildo Espejo barely spoke, and certainly not in class.
His Spanish was rudimentary, his accent an embarrassment. Classmates in Lima, a two-day trip from his Amazon home town, laughed at his grammatical stumbles, his odd pronunciation.
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When She Cries, She Dies Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Little Tianna Lewis McHugh is the girl who cannot cry - because it could kill her.
The two-year-old has a rare condition which means tears could trigger a fatal fit.
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Koran Verses Mysteriously Appear On Baby's Body Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Ali Yakubov, a nine-month-old baby boy from Russia left doctors stupefied after the word Allah allegedly showed up on his chin when he was only a few weeks old.
Since then, verses from the Koran have emerged consistently on the infant’s back, arms, legs and stomach, before apparently fading away and being replaced with new ones.
Video
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Teletubby Penis Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Teletubby penis video on Neveneffecten tv show in Belgium .
NSFW
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Musical Farm Equipment Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
It's not real but it is cool.
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Pimp My Ride Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
At the SEMA Show this week, Ken Block unveiled the world's fastest snow track automobile, his new 400 hp Subaru TRAX STI. This experimental car ditches the standard wheels and tires and replaces them with snow car tracks.
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Flame Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Israeli artist Yochai Matos creates amazing, emotive structures of light.
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Man Steals Car to Get To Court Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
For his hearing on an auto theft charge.
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One Minute Soundsculpture Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
One Minute Soundsculpture by Dankiel Franke
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'Pure Lady' Massage Chair is Pure Weird Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
This Japanese massage chair is designed with ladies in mind. Stay away, dudes! It's full of air, foldable, and styled with red leather. It's got four types of massages it can deliver: "foot and calf massage with the foot air bag equipped with the back acupressure stimulation Gui Innovation calf, Pelvis and thigh massage with a rocking mechanism from side to side around comfortably seat air bags and waist and back massage such as Shiatsu massage."
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