<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Members : suebe : Submitted Links : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime/</link><description>Suebe was born into her family young, hairless, and kinda wet. After a few years, she had developed the skills to walk, talk, and eat. Her mother was the midwest's only female juggler and her father a rich investment banker from Manhatten. Their marriage was secret. And so was Suebe's birth. Raised by elephant handlers in a traveling circus, Suebe would come to learn the finer points of sword swallowing and contortionism. Curiously short, Suebe soon joined a traveling actors troupe that only preformed 'The Wizard of Oz.' Starting out playing Munchkin #3, she soon worked her way up to playing a ballerina Munchkin with a featured dance number. After seven years of playing the ballerina, one night during sleep she mysteriously grew 15 inches. Now at a normal height Suebe enjoys reaching the Saltines on the top shelf at the grocery store, painting ceilings, and of course, brushing her hair, a feat she was incapable of doing because she was to short to reach the top of her head. Taxed by the years in the circus, Suebe settled down and learned to crochet. She currently lives in an abandoned Taco Hut creating a large crocheted map of her travels. .She has recently moved to Africa, to live with the pygmies, where she is held in Goddess status for her incredible beauty and height. She bestows her people with top shelf Saltines and brushes their hair.http://www.membersproject.com/project/view/P6KQEI "]Kiva - Loans that save lives[This is my car http://www.plime.com/f/901/  SrslyMy first plimeet http://www.plime.com/f/5333/</description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2008, plime.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>Members : suebe : Submitted Links : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/plime/</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[The 9 year old Designated Driver]]></title><description><![CDATA[Takes his drunk dad on a beer run.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/83497/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/83497/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Artist Gives Santa the Heave - HO-HO-HO]]></title><description><![CDATA[A northern Ohio artist known for envelope-pushing holiday displays is back - with Santa Claus in a wheelchair being pushed down stairs by a crazed tree.<br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.chroniclet.com/2008/12/03/christmastime-means-snow-gifts-and-artist-keith-mcguckin-offending-people_122/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">More here</a>]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/arts/l/83496/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/arts/l/83496/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Frozen Pole]]></title><description><![CDATA[Experience a frozen world of Eskimos and penguins where funny looking people sport about and seek to got their tongues stuck to frigid metal poles in creative and unusual ways.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83492/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83492/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[GI Joe and his Bride]]></title><description><![CDATA[May met and fell in love with a GI named Joseph Cananzey, a handsome, dark-haired soldier with F Company, who came from the small town of Taunton, Massachusetts]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83483/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83483/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Man Accidentally Shoots Wife During Sex]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;I picked it up and put it aside. We were having sex.&quot;<br/><br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.wftv.com/video/18195523/index.html?source=CNN" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Listen to the 911 call</a><br/><br/>He should have <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-cl-shoot-nwblotter-03dec03,0,1139698.story" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">blamed the dog.</a> *Twofor*]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/sex/l/83480/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/sex/l/83480/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Man Attacks Father with the Christmas Tree]]></title><description><![CDATA[Authorities say a west Florida man who lives with his parents has been arrested on a felony assault charge after he used a Christmas tree as a weapon to attack his father.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/83478/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/83478/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[DUI suspect drives off with fuel hose in tank]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Nevada Highway Patrol says a drunken driving suspect in Reno was gassed in more ways than one. A 40-year-old Reno woman was arrested early Tuesday after an ambulance crew saw her driving on U.S. Highway 395 with a fuel hose and nozzle sticking out of her gas tank.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/83476/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/83476/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Nation-wide Student Singalong in the UK Breaks Records]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nearly 700,000 students simultaneously sang a song by an artist called Des'Ree called &quot;You Gotta Be&quot;. More on the <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.bigsing.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Big Sing 2008</a>]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83264/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83264/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Song at the Tip of Your Tongue? ]]></title><description><![CDATA[How many times have you had a tune in your head and just can't remember who sings it, or how the rest of the words go? You've been there, I've been there, and it's enough to drive us insane.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/technology/l/83263/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/technology/l/83263/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy 20th to the Energizer Bunny!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[It keeps going and going and going....]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83262/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83262/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Mead is the Nectar of the Gods]]></title><description><![CDATA[Our Plimates in <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/world/f/5306/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The New World</a> already know this. An enterprising duo in Brooklyn are cooking up the Vikings' favorite beverage.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83243/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83243/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Customers stew as kosher meat gets scarce]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;I can't buy steak. I can't buy roast,&quot; a customer said. &quot;I'm stuck with chicken, and chicken.&quot; <br/><br/>Shortage is a result of <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/world/l/70338/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> a raid on Agriprocessors, </a> the country&#8217;s largest kosher slaughterhouse.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83228/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83228/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[If you play piano in the forest,  does it make a sound?]]></title><description><![CDATA[It might be the explanation for the mysterious piano in the middle of the woods.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83179/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83179/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Want to Smell Like Your Favorite College?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Fans of Penn State can smell like the school for just $60. A fragrance developer says it has made a perfume and a cologne inspired by Pennsylvania State University's blue and white colors and its campus vegetation. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?https://masik.com/universities/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Other universities available too.</a>]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/83177/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/science/l/83177/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[No One Believes That the Subway Made You Late?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well, the NYC Transit Authority will give you an excuse letter to prove it was the subway's fault.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83176/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83176/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Faith &amp; Hope Doing Well]]></title><description><![CDATA[Conjoined twins, born to an 18 year old mother, share a single liver, which means they may be successfully separated in the future.<br/><br/>Follow up to <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/science/l/82602/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">cb_'s earlier post</a>]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83162/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/world/l/83162/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Spaldeens and great street games]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stickball, stoop ball, ringalario....these were the urban games we played in streets and parking lots. Nothing like a good round of ringolario at LaGuardia Airport - a great place to play at one time.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83053/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83053/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Wal-Mart Worker Killed in Shopper Stampede When Doors Opened at 5am]]></title><description><![CDATA[A 34-year-old Wal-Mart worker died Friday morning after &quot;a throng of shoppers . . . physically broke down the doors&quot; and knocked him to the ground as the crowd pushed its way into the Long Island, NY store. A pregnant woman was knocked down and sent to the hospital. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/11/28/2008-11-28_worker_dies_at_long_island_walmart_after.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Another local article</a> with additional details.<br/><br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nypost.com/seven/11282008/news/regionalnews/man_killed__woman_miscarries_in_wal_mart_141313.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Updated with video</a>]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83037/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83037/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Scrimping parents gravitate to old favorites on toy aisle ]]></title><description><![CDATA[With no 'must-have' toy this season, adults are reaching for what made them happy when they were young.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83036/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/83036/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[How having sex in the bathroom at a football game can ruin your life]]></title><description><![CDATA[The cheering crowd around the bathroom stall attracted the attention of security guards who pried the couple apart. The woman, visiting from Iowa, did not know the man.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/sex/l/83035/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/sex/l/83035/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy Thankgsiving!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[A look at some of the strangest Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloons.<br/><br/>And a little <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nyctourist.com/macys_history1.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">history of the parade</a> with more balloons.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/82995/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/82995/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Boy Fine After Key Gets Stuck in His Eye]]></title><description><![CDATA[A young Kentucky boy has made a full recovery after he fell on a car key and it became embedded in his eye and brain.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/82816/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/82816/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Hula Hooping - Get back the knack]]></title><description><![CDATA[Everything you need to know about how to hula hoop, selecting one for your now adult-sized body, even DIY hoops.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/82815/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/82815/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[To some psychiatric patients, life seems like TV]]></title><description><![CDATA[One man showed up at a federal building, asking for release from the reality show he was sure was being made of his life. Another was convinced his every move was secretly being filmed for a TV contest.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/82764/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/science/l/82764/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Dunkin' Donuts with a Chinese Twist]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dunkin' staff experimented with foods with a local twist, like mochi rings, chewy treats made of glutinous rice that are fried in oil, and marinated lamb sandwiches. They worked for months to perfect the right color, sweetness, and texture of the green tea latte, a concoction with the thickness and color of pea soup.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/82756/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/82756/1/</guid><category>plime</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item></channel></rss>