Suebe was born into her family young, hairless, and kinda wet. After a few years, she had developed the skills to walk, talk, and eat. Her mother was the midwest's only female juggler and her father a rich investment banker from Manhatten. Their marriage was secret. And so was Suebe's birth. Raised by elephant handlers in a traveling circus, Suebe would come to learn the finer points of sword swallowing and contortionism. Curiously short, Suebe soon joined a traveling actors troupe that only preformed 'The Wizard of Oz.' Starting out playing Munchkin #3, she soon worked her way up to playing a ballerina Munchkin with a featured dance number. After seven years of playing the ballerina, one night during sleep she mysteriously grew 15 inches. Now at a normal height Suebe enjoys reaching the Saltines on the top shelf at the grocery store, painting ceilings, and of course, brushing her hair, a feat she was incapable of doing because she was to short to reach the top of her head. Taxed by the years in the circus, Suebe settled down and learned to crochet. She currently lives in an abandoned Taco Hut creating a large crocheted map of her travels. .She has recently moved to Africa, to live with the pygmies, where she is held in Goddess status for her incredible beauty and height. She bestows her people with top shelf Saltines and brushes their hair.Thank you bluenutria and muppetmakerKiva - Loans that save livesNow that I am a member of the 99 Karma Continuum,http://www.plime.com/f/1124/ my time online is "Omnipresent". Please refer to me as "Omnipresent suebe"This is my car. SrslyMy first plimeet OMG 40 KarmaMy turn on the Hot SeatMy Plime RoastStar Trek foyerThe Adventures of Gerald, the traveling gnomeMaybe I amazes"Your beatles awesomeness always amazes." gammerous~@nuB
Is The Case Finally Closed on 1965 UFO Mystery? Posted: 4 hours ago by suebe
In the chronicles of UFO oddness, there's been a long-standing oddity — some say folklore, others deem it reality. This saga, now over four decades old, centers on a reported out-of-the-sky incident involving the small town of Kecksburg, Pennsylvania.
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Cubicles Aren't Just For Working Posted: 5 hours ago by suebe
At 81 Bowery, near NYC's Chinatown, dozens of immigrants live in ceiling-less cubicles. Some have been there for decades.
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The Wilderness Isn't Big Enough For Sheep and Recreation Posted: 5 hours ago by suebe
A battle rages in Colorado over a sheepherder's guard dogs that attacked a cyclist.
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The Modern Meaning of "Pay Phone" Posted: 6 hours ago by suebe
When a Los Angeles hairstylist accepted a collect call from a customer, she had no idea it would run more than $45. And no idea that's just what collect calls from pay phones cost in the mobile age.
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Theft in South Africa - Watch the Baboons!!! Posted: 8 hours ago by Ankabout
Cape Town in South Africa is having some serious problems with some very crafty baboons raiding cars by opening the doors and jumping through open windows.
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The weak public plan Posted: 13 hours ago by zebulor
The public plan is estimated to be far weaker than expected; it would not be as cheap, or have as many customers, as political forces make it out to have. So would it still be worth having?
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15 Signs American Society Is Coming Apart at the Seams Posted: 1 day ago by Bornbad
The following is an edited excerpt from the Amped Status report, "The Critical Unraveling of U.S. Society."
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Here's to Beer Posted: 1 day ago by donteatpoop
Awesome beer site, lots of information, food pairings/suggestions, history, etc.
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Gibson Guitar plant in Nashville raided by feds Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
A crackdown on the use of endangered woods from the world's rain forests to make musical instruments resulted in a federal raid on Gibson Guitar 's manufacturing plant.
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One Vulgar Word Can Get You Fired Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
Kurt Greenbaum of the St Louis Dispatch moderates a forum on the newspaper's website. Comments often get a bit heated. When he saw one member made a 4-letter comment that starts with 'C' instead of just deleting it, he decided to look at the i.p address and contact the OP's place of business to complain. End result? The poster got fired.
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Energizer Bunnies: Turning Rabbits into Green Fuel Posted: 1 day ago by TraumaMamma
I guess you can only make so much Hassenpheffer.
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Biology of B-Movie Monsters Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
A classic scientific essay on the problems facing movie monsters be they giant, tiny, or even aliens.
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How Good Are You In Bed? Ask Your iPhone Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
A $4.99 application uses the iPhone's timer, motion sensor and microphone (to measure orgasm intensity) to rank your sexual performance ranging from 'bad' to 'perfect'. You can upload your rating to the web to compare your skills to the rest of the world.
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He has double-crossed us! Posted: 1 day ago by KerOBeroS32
When Bullwinkle goes bad!
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Patrick Stewart Speaks On The Legacy Of Domestic Violence Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
Patrick Stewart was a witness to his father's repeated acts of violence on his mother. Being a child he felt incapable of stopping it. Here he discusses how such horrors has stayed with him his adult life.
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Man Shot For His Flat Screen TV Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
But the bumbling thieves couldn't fit the 47 inch tv into their getaway car.Minor Update
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The Dark Side of Facebook Posted: 1 day ago by KerOBeroS32
Hilarity ensues... Some NSFW
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Climate Czar Browner: What Conflict of Interest? Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
Carol Browner was appointed by Obama to be his Climate Czar - a position not subject to congressional approval. She is a co-founder of The Albright Group which often acts as an unofficial lobbying group. She was also on the board of a carbon credit company which should be a huge conflict of interest considering her duties including guiding Obama's administration's effort to force companies to purchase carbon credits.
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Create Your Own Northern Lights Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
Draw your own personal aurora, and share it with friends.
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A petabyte is a lot of data. Posted: 2 days ago by Jerry520
I’m just sayin’…
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Underground Psychology Posted: 2 days ago by Bornbad
Researchers have been spying on us on the subway. Here's what they've learned.
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Cuba offers free penis implants Posted: 2 days ago by Bornbad
It is likely not what Karl Marx had in mind when he imagined a society transformed "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs,"
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Ft. Lauderdale Man to Smoke 115,000th Joint Posted: 2 days ago by Bornbad
Who says Irv Rosenfeld can't get stoned? Constantly...
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Shockwaves Aid Erectile Dysfunction Posted: 2 days ago by Bornbad
"These are very, very low energy shock waves," Vardi said. Each shockwave applied roughly 100 bar of pressure — some 20 times the air pressure in a bottle of champagne, but less than the pressure exerted by a woman in stiletto heels who weighs 132 lbs. (60 kg).
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Aliens 'already exist on earth', Bulgarian scientists claim Posted: 2 days ago by Bornbad
"They are not hostile towards us, rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them."
*Strap on the tin foil hats*
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