I am currently a junior at my university, majoring in Psychology like every other "look at me I am smart and self-aware" person my age. I hate those guys, I'm not like them. Honest.I like the same things everyone else does. Oh, and baths, I love taking a scalding hot bath as often as I possibly can.

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Oh Dear Lord! Bees! Posted: 3 weeks ago by theshirtpocket
"My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. He knocked off a fist sized clump of bees, which eventually just flew back up into the main clump.

That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger...."
Posted originally (upvote here and here please) two years ago, I wanted everyone to be able to enjoy this, even the newbies. :)

Dunno how I've missed this for so long.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 102 [+].

Spore Creatures That Look Like Stuff! Posted: 4 weeks ago by theshirtpocket
Very technical title, I know. These are all Spore creatures that look like various characters (and inanimate objects) from pop culture, from Star Wars to Futurama. Kinda cool and scary stuff.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 312 [+].

The Best of Etch-a-Sketch Porn (NSFW I guess?) Posted: 2 months ago by theshirtpocket
Just what the title says. Blockier than a box of legos. Watch out at work, lest you look like you have a total lack of taste.

I guess this qualifies for Rule 34.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 234 [+].

Glow in the Dark Child Abuse Ads Posted: 2 months ago by theshirtpocket
These Children and Adolescents Reference Center ads are printed in fluorescent ink as to appear normal with a child playing or innocently laying in bed. When you turn the lights off, a new image appears revealing a grown man doing improper things with the little kids.
--Very shocking ads...I want to know what you all think of them.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 455 [+].

Don't Fall Asleep in the Wrong Place... Posted: 2 months ago by theshirtpocket
...Or you may get swallowed by a freaking python. Holy crap.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 220 [+].

Real-Life Bowser Posted: 3 months ago by TheShirtPocket
Well, a realistic photoshop rendition of him. This guy was inspired by the great Pixeloo to do a realistic version of everyone's favorite Koopa. Very creepy.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 276 [+].

Victorian Laptop! Posted: 3 months ago by TheShirtPocket
This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 315 [+].

The Glass Is... Posted: 3 months ago by TheShirtPocket
Half-full or half-empty?

Watch the votes roll in!
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Pop Lyrics Explained by Charts and Graphs Posted: 5 months ago by theshirtpocket
A shorter but still very clever follow-up to the statistical representations of rap lyrics posted last month.

Alanis still has a weak understanding of irony.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 150 [+].

90 Day Jane Was Lying Posted: 5 months ago by theshirtpocket
"90DayJane has pulled the plug. Her project was 'a personal art piece,' and 'must have made art seem like reality to many people.'" Naw, ya think?

Taken from the very next page in Punthe's 300 dates page :). Hope this isn't a dupe....
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 649 [+].