I'm just loving life with my bride of seven years (although we've been together longer than that). I just wish it hadn't taken me 40 years to find her. Together we have 3 kids, 2 grandkids, and 2 cats.
George Carlin's "Drawing on my Mind" Posted: 10 hours ago by tigertony
How did we miss Carlin's animated feature from the Carlin on Campus special? So funny, completely uncut, and quite NSFW.
RIP George. We miss you.
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78 year old grandmother chases AND CATCHES the mugger that stole her purse Posted: 12 hours ago by tigertony
Too bad the thief didn't know her grandson is an Olympic sprinter and that Granny's got some moves of her own.
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Connecticut man gets 4 years after confessing to molesting a child... during a job interview... to become a State Trooper Posted: 12 hours ago by tigertony
What's worse, he thought that since he was honest, he would still get the job!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 396 [+].
Harley Davidson goes three-wheeling Posted: 1 day ago by tigertony
Harley Davidson introduces an all new tricycle design for 2009. It's great for someone like my friend that dropped his Harley and had to have help picking it back up.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 101 [+].
Royal Marine survives jumping onto grenade to save comrades Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
He refused to be evacuated for medical treatment, and an hour later shoots a Taliban insurgent. Will take time out from polishing huge brass balls to receive George Cross from the Queen.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 742 [+].
Man finds his own stolen car - 3 years later Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
The thief unknowingly drove it into the parking garage where he was working.
The Car-ma gods have smiled.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 398 [+].
British surgeons to receive bonus... if the patient doesn't die Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
What's next, a bonus for pilots if they don't crash the plane?
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Nine year olds reported to police after making collections FOR CHARITY Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
What's worse, they were reported by the charity they collected for.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 512 [+].
Nations recycling wealth controlled by a disproportionate few Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
New government report shows that 66 percent of the nation's recyclable assets are now held by the poorest 1 percent of the population. The gap is magnified by a tendency to reinvest can profits in additional redeemables, such as beer.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 103 [+].
7 People Who Cheated Death (Then Kicked It In The Balls) Posted: 3 days ago by tigertony
Yes, I know it's from Cracked, but where else are you going to meet a woman that fell 33,000 feet out of an airplane (sans parachute) and lived to tell about it?
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 194 [+].
If you've ever paid a hit man with NASCAR memorabilia... You MIGHT be a redneck Posted: 4 days ago by tigertony
A Pennsylvania man and his son just made a huge contribution to Jeff Foxworthy's next tour.
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Man, interrupted while beating two women, charges rescuer shouting "Shoot me!" Posted: 4 days ago by tigertony
Result: One less psycho in the gene pool and all charges against samaritan with gun dropped.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 299 [+].
Six month old bear cub rescued from wildfire Posted: 5 days ago by tigertony
Just like the original in 1950, he's a little crispy but it looks like he'll be fine.
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Man in India uses fake wife to divorce real wife Posted: 5 days ago by tigertony
Needless to say, the real wife is pissed and the judge isn't happy either.
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Dad found passed out behind wheel of car with his three kids in the back seat Posted: 7 days ago by tigertony
News crew arrives before the police so there's plenty of video to go with the story.
Where else but FloriDUH
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20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
What would everyday household objects look like if Batman was put in charge of the design?
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 304 [+].
Woman offers sex plus $10,000 to get out of 5th DUI Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
Yes, she did have a personalized license plate that said TROUBLE and yes, she's in it.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 165 [+].
Aurora, CO Home Depot evacuated after report of man with AK-47 and a banana clip Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
Never mind, it's a guy with a nail gun looking for parts.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 414 [+].
Dutch bar owners miss the smell of smoke since the smoking ban began Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
Turning to a company that has developed a machine that reproduces the traditional smell of bars and cafes.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 331 [+].
5000 marijuana plants found growing at a Girl Scout Camp Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
In other news, they've announced the cancelation of the annual cookie sale in favor of brownies.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 755 [+].
Nashville's best-kept secret: Police can tranquilize perps at will Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
As an added bonus it induces amnesia and so nobody has really complained about it yet.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 512 [+].
Tips in case your future self comes back in time to meet you Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
Just in case.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 625 [+].
Father enlists and volunteers for Iraq duty after son killed by sniper Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
I am speechless with admiration.
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The Austrian guy that kept his daughter locked in a dungeon for 24 years complaining about being cooped up in jail after ONLY 2 MONTHS! Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
The only thing better than knowing Josef Fritzl will be in jail the rest of his life is knowing how much he hates it.
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 723 [+].
Could this finally be the end of the Pink Flamingo lawn ornaments? Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
The company that makes them filed for bankruptcy last week.
Tacky as they are, part of me is sad.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 337 [+].