Now when you get screwed by the stockmarket, at least you'll have a fun "toy" to play with. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Make sure and keep the volume low enough that your neighbors don't think you're sexually assaulting a woman, ok?! picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

One man gets life in prison, the other gets the death penalty. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Yes? Excellent!
Now's there's a drug for it! picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Carpal tunnel may no longer be linked to overuse. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

The newly elected mayor of this Louisiana town was found shot to death over the weekend, less than three days before he was set to become the community's first black leader. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

And he gets to keep it! picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

An alert tabby cat saved an Australian family of four from a house fire by clawing at its owner's face. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Remember the guy who was killed by the cops right after his bachelor party, yeah, well, those cops almost killed a couple of other people as well.

Video footage is in scrolling box on the right side of the article. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

It sounds like those little tracking devices are a good investment if you want to find your missing pooch. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Business cards of two U.S. law enforcement officials were found taped to the head of a man whose bloody body was dumped in a Mexican park. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

When did wrestling have anything to do with your rectum? picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Some things you just don't make fun of..... picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Evidently, Ranch dressing really turns him on. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

They didn't have to advertise for employees, the workers were right there!! picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

"I have a gun".

"No you don't".

"Yes I do".

'No you don't" picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

You would think it would be able to get away faster, but, to no avail.... picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

An artist who was forced to remove his Nazi gingerbread men from the window of a hardware store has set up the display in an empty storefront in another town. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

"I really resent feeling like a stranger in my own land," says Northrup, the owner of the Virginia Highland Bed & Breakfast in Atlanta. "No Spanish on my dime." picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Instead of saying friendly things, this Little Mermaid doll told a 3 year old girl that she was a slut.

Mom is looking into birth control for daughter. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Some people just shouldn't be parents... picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Hmmm, yeah, seems a little suspicious to me too. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Luckily the alligator had been eating the marijuana, so it was very placid. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

But sponsoring Jeff Gordon will continue. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

She apparently told them there was no such thing as fairies or elves, either.

On the brighter side, disgruntled teachers do still exist. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago