<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Members : tlovesd : Submitted Links : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime/"/><tagline>Members : tlovesd : Submitted Links : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-12-03T19:13:37+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Porn &amp; the stockmarket]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sex/l/11522/1/" /><id>11522</id><summary><![CDATA[Porn &amp; the stockmarket]]></summary><issued>2007-02-24T16:56:31+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-24T16:56:31+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Now when you get screwed by the stockmarket, at least you'll have a fun &quot;toy&quot; to play with.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Keep the pornography down!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10985/1/" /><id>10985</id><summary><![CDATA[Keep the pornography down!]]></summary><issued>2007-02-17T10:29:13+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-17T10:29:13+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Make sure and keep the volume low enough that your neighbors don't think you're sexually assaulting a woman, ok?!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[2 sentenced in the death of 12 year old boy]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10984/1/" /><id>10984</id><summary><![CDATA[2 sentenced in the death of 12 year old boy]]></summary><issued>2007-02-17T10:21:14+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-17T10:21:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[One man gets life in prison, the other gets the death penalty.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Do you have an illness that doesn't really exist?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10980/1/" /><id>10980</id><summary><![CDATA[Do you have an illness that doesn't really exist?]]></summary><issued>2007-02-17T00:23:29+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-17T00:23:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Yes? Excellent!<br/>Now's there's a drug for it!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Carpal Tunnel linked to genetics?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10979/1/" /><id>10979</id><summary><![CDATA[Carpal Tunnel linked to genetics?]]></summary><issued>2007-02-17T00:16:29+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-17T00:16:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Carpal tunnel may no longer be linked to overuse.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Westlake, La., first black mayor is shot dead]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/8432/1/" /><id>8432</id><summary><![CDATA[Westlake, La., first black mayor is shot dead]]></summary><issued>2007-01-02T14:41:08+01:00</issued><modified>2007-01-02T14:41:08+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The newly elected mayor of this Louisiana town was found shot to death over the weekend, less than three days before he was set to become the community's first black leader.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man finds 2.37 carat diamond in Arkansas]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/8430/1/" /><id>8430</id><summary><![CDATA[Man finds 2.37 carat diamond in Arkansas]]></summary><issued>2007-01-02T14:24:12+01:00</issued><modified>2007-01-02T14:24:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[And he gets to keep it!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Determined tabby saves family of four]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/8429/1/" /><id>8429</id><summary><![CDATA[Determined tabby saves family of four]]></summary><issued>2007-01-02T14:20:46+01:00</issued><modified>2007-01-02T14:20:46+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An alert tabby cat saved an Australian family of four from a house fire by clawing at its owner's face.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Video Shows Near-Miss in NYPD Shooting]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7711/1/" /><id>7711</id><summary><![CDATA[Video Shows Near-Miss in NYPD Shooting]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T16:54:07+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T16:54:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Remember the guy who was killed by the cops right after his bachelor party, yeah, well, those cops almost killed a couple of other people as well.<br/><br/>Video footage is in scrolling box on the right side of the article.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Florida hurricane dog found in Chicago]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/7710/1/" /><id>7710</id><summary><![CDATA[Florida hurricane dog found in Chicago]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T16:50:40+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T16:50:40+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It sounds like those little tracking devices are a good investment if you want to find your missing pooch.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Feds' business cards taped on dead body discovered in Mexico]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7705/1/" /><id>7705</id><summary><![CDATA[Feds' business cards taped on dead body discovered in Mexico]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T15:28:10+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T15:28:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Business cards of two U.S. law enforcement officials were found taped to the head of a man whose bloody body was dumped in a Mexican park.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Rape victim's confused about wrestling move]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/7703/1/" /><id>7703</id><summary><![CDATA[Rape victim's confused about wrestling move]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T14:44:25+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T14:44:25+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[When did wrestling have anything to do with your rectum?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Greeting card company highlights city's poverty status]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7701/1/" /><id>7701</id><summary><![CDATA[Greeting card company highlights city's poverty status]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T14:28:10+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T14:28:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Some things you just don't make fun of.....]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Student contaminates salad dressing with body fluids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/7699/1/" /><id>7699</id><summary><![CDATA[Student contaminates salad dressing with body fluids]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T14:21:09+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T14:21:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Evidently, Ranch dressing <b>really</b> turns him on.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[U.S. / Mexico border building company fined for hiring immigrants]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7698/1/" /><id>7698</id><summary><![CDATA[U.S. / Mexico border building company fined for hiring immigrants]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T14:14:58+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T14:14:58+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[They didn't have to advertise for employees, the workers were right there!!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Robber holds up liquor store with pointer finger and thumb.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7697/1/" /><id>7697</id><summary><![CDATA[Robber holds up liquor store with pointer finger and thumb.]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T13:48:29+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T13:48:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i>The frustrated suspect left the store but paused a moment in the parking lot, perhaps to go over in his mind the argument he'd just lost.</i></div>&quot;I have a gun&quot;.<br/><br/>&quot;No you don't&quot;.<br/><br/>&quot;Yes I do&quot;.<br/><br/>'No you don't&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Hunter shoots deer with 7 legs]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/7695/1/" /><id>7695</id><summary><![CDATA[Hunter shoots deer with 7 legs]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T13:32:28+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T13:32:28+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[You would think it would be able to get away faster, but, to no avail....]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Nazi gingerbread man moved to new town.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/7694/1/" /><id>7694</id><summary><![CDATA[Nazi gingerbread man moved to new town.]]></summary><issued>2006-12-15T13:30:21+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-15T13:30:21+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An artist who was forced to remove his Nazi gingerbread men from the window of a hardware store has set up the display in an empty storefront in another town.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[English only or &quot;You're Fired!&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/7438/1/" /><id>7438</id><summary><![CDATA[English only or &quot;You're Fired!&quot;]]></summary><issued>2006-12-11T16:35:58+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-11T16:35:58+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;I really resent feeling like a stranger in my own land,&quot; says Northrup, the owner of the Virginia Highland Bed &amp; Breakfast in Atlanta. &quot;No Spanish on my dime.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Little Mermaid passes judgment on little girl]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7437/1/" /><id>7437</id><summary><![CDATA[Little Mermaid passes judgment on little girl]]></summary><issued>2006-12-11T16:31:24+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-11T16:31:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Instead of saying friendly things, this Little Mermaid doll told a 3 year old girl that she was a slut.<br/><br/>Mom is looking into birth control for daughter.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Mom uses sons social security number to get credit]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7432/1/" /><id>7432</id><summary><![CDATA[Mom uses sons social security number to get credit]]></summary><issued>2006-12-11T16:22:22+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-11T16:22:22+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Some people just shouldn't be parents...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Big rig driver trainee says he doesn't want to learn to back up his truck]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/politics/l/7430/1/" /><id>7430</id><summary><![CDATA[Big rig driver trainee says he doesn't want to learn to back up his truck]]></summary><issued>2006-12-11T16:13:57+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-11T16:13:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Hmmm, yeah, seems a little suspicious to me too.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Alligator, Marijuana found in man's car]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7429/1/" /><id>7429</id><summary><![CDATA[Alligator, Marijuana found in man's car]]></summary><issued>2006-12-11T16:10:26+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-11T16:10:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Luckily the alligator had been eating the marijuana, so it was very placid.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[DuPont cuts 1,500 jobs]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7428/1/" /><id>7428</id><summary><![CDATA[DuPont cuts 1,500 jobs]]></summary><issued>2006-12-11T16:06:00+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-11T16:06:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[But sponsoring Jeff Gordon will continue.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Teacher fired for telling students &quot;There is no such thing as Santa&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7427/1/" /><id>7427</id><summary><![CDATA[Teacher fired for telling students &quot;There is no such thing as Santa&quot;]]></summary><issued>2006-12-11T15:58:16+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-11T15:58:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[She apparently told them there was no such thing as fairies or elves, either.<br/><br/>On the brighter side, disgruntled teachers do still exist.]]></content></entry></feed>