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Porn & the stockmarket Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Now when you get screwed by the stockmarket, at least you'll have a fun "toy" to play with.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 26 [+].

Keep the pornography down! Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Make sure and keep the volume low enough that your neighbors don't think you're sexually assaulting a woman, ok?!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 68 [+].

2 sentenced in the death of 12 year old boy Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
One man gets life in prison, the other gets the death penalty.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 27 [+].

Do you have an illness that doesn't really exist? Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Yes? Excellent!
Now's there's a drug for it!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 56 [+].

Carpal Tunnel linked to genetics? Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Carpal tunnel may no longer be linked to overuse.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 30 [+].

Westlake, La., first black mayor is shot dead Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
The newly elected mayor of this Louisiana town was found shot to death over the weekend, less than three days before he was set to become the community's first black leader.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 48 [+].

Man finds 2.37 carat diamond in Arkansas Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
And he gets to keep it!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 100 [+].

Determined tabby saves family of four Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
An alert tabby cat saved an Australian family of four from a house fire by clawing at its owner's face.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 70 [+].

Video Shows Near-Miss in NYPD Shooting Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Remember the guy who was killed by the cops right after his bachelor party, yeah, well, those cops almost killed a couple of other people as well.

Video footage is in scrolling box on the right side of the article.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 95 [+].

Florida hurricane dog found in Chicago Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
It sounds like those little tracking devices are a good investment if you want to find your missing pooch.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 74 [+].

Feds' business cards taped on dead body discovered in Mexico Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Business cards of two U.S. law enforcement officials were found taped to the head of a man whose bloody body was dumped in a Mexican park.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 51 [+].

Rape victim's confused about wrestling move Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
When did wrestling have anything to do with your rectum?
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 58 [+].

Greeting card company highlights city's poverty status Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Some things you just don't make fun of.....
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Student contaminates salad dressing with body fluids Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Evidently, Ranch dressing really turns him on.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 98 [+].

U.S. / Mexico border building company fined for hiring immigrants Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
They didn't have to advertise for employees, the workers were right there!!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 54 [+].

Robber holds up liquor store with pointer finger and thumb. Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
The frustrated suspect left the store but paused a moment in the parking lot, perhaps to go over in his mind the argument he'd just lost.
"I have a gun".

"No you don't".

"Yes I do".

'No you don't"
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 195 [+].

Hunter shoots deer with 7 legs Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
You would think it would be able to get away faster, but, to no avail....
Comments: 2 Score: [-] -59 [+].

Nazi gingerbread man moved to new town. Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
An artist who was forced to remove his Nazi gingerbread men from the window of a hardware store has set up the display in an empty storefront in another town.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 39 [+].

English only or "You're Fired!" Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
"I really resent feeling like a stranger in my own land," says Northrup, the owner of the Virginia Highland Bed & Breakfast in Atlanta. "No Spanish on my dime."
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 36 [+].

Little Mermaid passes judgment on little girl Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Instead of saying friendly things, this Little Mermaid doll told a 3 year old girl that she was a slut.

Mom is looking into birth control for daughter.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 128 [+].

Mom uses sons social security number to get credit Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Some people just shouldn't be parents...
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 97 [+].

Big rig driver trainee says he doesn't want to learn to back up his truck Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Hmmm, yeah, seems a little suspicious to me too.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 130 [+].

Alligator, Marijuana found in man's car Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
Luckily the alligator had been eating the marijuana, so it was very placid.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 34 [+].

DuPont cuts 1,500 jobs Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
But sponsoring Jeff Gordon will continue.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 22 [+].

Teacher fired for telling students "There is no such thing as Santa" Posted: 3 years ago by tlovesd
She apparently told them there was no such thing as fairies or elves, either.

On the brighter side, disgruntled teachers do still exist.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 42 [+].