Retired now but has taken positions as a writer, a computer technician for an Alaskan school district, a salesman, and once.. a long long time ago.. a Dishwasher.
Bebe Gloton Posted: 2 months ago by tragluk
Because nothing says fun to a six year old like nursing her own dolly.
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In response to... Posted: 3 months ago by tragluk
In response to tgkprog's Walk in Fridge video...
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What (not) to do with a beached whale... Posted: 4 months ago by tragluk
Oregon highway patrol finds out about beached whale..
Can't cut it up. Can't bury it.. Let's blow it up with Dynamite!
One car destroyed when flying flaming whale blubber rains down upon crowd 1/4th of a mile away.
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Right Field Posted: 4 months ago by tragluk
Allow me to take you back, when commercials had that 'feel good' attitude and Pizza hut really did make it great.
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So you get a post-dated check and a suicide note, cash or cops? Posted: 6 months ago by tragluk
On the back of a delivered envelope, in handwritten block letters, were six words: WAIT UNTILL [sic] YOU HEAR FROM CORONER.
Inside was a last will, and a post-dated check for $100,000.
They put it in the bank until after his suicide.
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Shame and Cookie Dough Posted: 6 months ago by tragluk
An 'unofficial' Pillsbury commercial. Pillsbury execs, if you're reading this... make these guys your next commercial directors.
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Man begs judge for execution, doesn't want to be raped. Posted: 8 months ago by tragluk
Speaking in Court, Galvan-Hernandez pleaded with the Judge to have him executed rather than send him to prison.
"I prefer death a thousand times over being raped," said Galvan-Hernandez.
His crime? Rape of two women. The judge gave him 20 years. The Karma Gods Smile.
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Texans testy over tanning teens today. Posted: 8 months ago by tragluk
For those under 18 you need a note from your doctor before sitting in a tanning bed...
Do TEXAN'S really need to tan?
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The Ebony Experiment: Giving back by buying black. Posted: 8 months ago by tragluk
Maggie Anderson drives 14 miles in Chicago to buy groceries - It's the closest 'Black owned' store she could find.
As part of a one year experiment, her and her husband have decided to go out of their way to 'Buy Black'.
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Disneyland for Dudes Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
In Germany there is a park known as Maennerspielplatz (Men's Playground) and while the site is in German (translated via Google) there are enough photos to get the rough idea.
*Gentlemen, Plime Convention 2010 has got to be in Germany and I claim first on the Backhoe.
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Mail carrier threatened for using Sidewalks Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
The carrier, whom the union did not name, was issued a “warning letter” Tuesday, telling him he could be suspended from duty if he continues using sidewalks rather than walking across lawns.
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If God was a DJ Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
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Two seventeen-year-olds charged for sex with two fourteen-year-olds... different genders, different sentences. Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
Alan J. Jepsen, 17, was charged for allegedly having sex with a 14-year-old girl who he claimed told him she was 16. Jepsen is facing a count of felony second-degree sexual assault, which carries a maximum prison term of 25 years.
Norma J. Guthrie, 17, admitted having sex with the boy, 14, between 10 and 15 times, according to a complaint charging her with fourth-degree sexual assault. She faces a maximum of nine months in jail, if convicted.
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The Odd Couple. Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
He Pingping, 19, is Guiness's shortest man in the world (who is able to walk). Pingping is 2'5. Above him is Svetlana Pankratova whose legs measure four foot long.
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16-year-old gets her drivers permit Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
That's big news for any 16-year-old, but it's a huge deal for a young girl who a year ago was nearly blind and had been since birth.
Now after experimental stem-cell treatment, Morse has 20/80 vision in one eye and 20/400-plus in the other.
That's up from 20/4000.
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Teenage Mother tells FOX news that "Like, abstinence for teens is, like, unrealistic" Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
"It's just, like, I'm not living for myself anymore. It's, like, for another person, so it's different," she says, "Like, your whole priorities change after having a baby."
Not that it matters, but it was Bristol Palin.
*In other news, a smoker reveals that smoking causes lung cancer.
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Texas fireball turns out to be 'Pickup sized' meteor Posted: 9 months ago by tragluk
The Federal Aviation Administration said the fireball appeared to be a natural phenomenon, and a University of North Texas astronomer said more specifically that it was probably a *pickup truck-sized meteor with the consistency of concrete.
*Is it just Texas where they measure the size of meteors by small truck variants?
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White Coach cuts eight Black Students from team, Racism charged. Posted: 10 months ago by tragluk
McCullough and Jerry Wilson, pastor of Freedom Missionary Baptist Church, said they got involved after parents came to them complaining that their kids were cut from the team earlier this month.
“We have racial profiling going on,” McCullough said, adding that’s the only explanation in his mind.*
*Other possible explanation? It's an all black team.
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Mice primary suspect in fire killing 100 cats Posted: 10 months ago by tragluk
Shelter manager Ruby Richards said yesterday that preliminary reports indicate the fire started in the ceiling and may have been sparked by mice chewing through electrical wires.
**Thumbnail not suspected mouse.
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Retards, We all know one Posted: 10 months ago by tragluk
...and sometimes you know more than one.
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Honest officer, I stabbed him 75 times in self defense! Posted: 11 months ago by tragluk
His purpose in that rooming house was to counsel the drug addicts, pray for them and help them get their lives back together, he told Police.
"You try to make a difference," he said. "Each person I've reached out and touched, that's my job."
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Nike declares two winners in Marathon, but Reebok gives the award. Posted: 11 months ago by tragluk
The 'second' winner came in with a time 11 minutes ahead of the 'original' winner but was not originally considered the winner because she didn't start with the 'Elite' group which had a head start.
So Reebok gave the award to the 'second' winner with the faster time.
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Casey Anthony not allowed to attend Caylee's funeral Posted: 11 months ago by tragluk
Citing security risks Casey Anthony won't be permitted to attend Caylee's funeral.
** Public is still unsure where Caylee's mother could be.
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Happy Holidays, Italy's poor to dine on contraband caviar Posted: 11 months ago by tragluk
When officials seized 88 pounds of Russian beluga destined for the black market, the original thought was to destroy it... then one woman had a better idea and along with their traditional meals this Christmas, Italy's poor are going to be dining on Caviar.
"About 4 1/2 ounces per person — two to four times the amount chefs traditionally serve to wealthy diners."
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Forget the Sleigh, Santa arrives at island villages by Jayhawk Helicopter Posted: 11 months ago by tragluk
“Over 200 children are now eagerly searching the Alaska skies and waters for Santa’s arrival in his Coast Guard helicopter or Coast Guard cutter for this holiday season."
And they've been doing it for 35 Years.
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