Moonpies and puppy dog breath...it's what's for dinner.
The Invasion Has Begun Posted: 5 months ago by twoflies
Unknown creatures found in a North Carolina sewer have the experts baffled and UFO nuts sure of themselves.
Video in comments...
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Plane Clips Cow While Attemping Emergency Landing Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
A British pilot ran into an unusual hazard while making an emergency landing -- a cow.
Rob Wotton - "I have to say it is the first cow I have ever hit in 22 years' flying."
Make sure to watch the video embedded in the article.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 141 [+].
Woman Busted Trying to Sell Pierced "Gothic" Kittens Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
Yes...pierced kittens.
Well at least they weren't listed in the Good Things To Eat section.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 597 [+].
Welcome The Latest Meme Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
A seemingly growing collection of GIFs that highlight Bush's shoe dodging skills.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 136 [+].
Blind Man & Dog Turned Away From Indian Restaurant Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
A blind man was allegedly turned away from an Indian restaurant - because the owner said it was against his Muslim beliefs to allow dogs into his establishment.
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 345 [+].
Police to close Adam Walsh murder case Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
Hollywood police will announce Tuesday afternoon that the 1981 abduction and murder case of 6-year-old Adam Walsh has been closed.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 609 [+].
For He's A Jolly Good Fellow, For He's A...Oops Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
Man thrown into air at retirement party dies after colleagues fail to catch him.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 532 [+].
Can A 35ft Xmas Tree Fit In A Two Story House? Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
You betcha'.
Some might call it a waste of a tree, but this is pretty clever no matter how you look at it.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 713 [+].
Thieves make off with statue valued at up to $100K Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
Then the knuckleheads chop it up and sell for scrap at... $952.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 93 [+].
So A Terrorist Walks Into A Bar Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
Zia ul-Haq, a convicted al-Qaeda terrorist, was one of 18 inmates at Whitemoor Prison in Cambridgeshire in a stand-up comedy course that was halted in November after tabloid outrage that £8,000 of taxpayers' money was being spent on convicts learning how to make people laugh.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 57 [+].
Just Call Him Captain Nemo Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
Officers say 45-year-old Enrique Portocarrero has designed and built as many as 20 fiberglass submarines, strange vessels with the look of sea creatures, for drug traffickers to haul cocaine from this area of southern Colombia to Central America and Mexico.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 164 [+].
Disneyland's 'Jack Sparrow' Actors Fired Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
Jack may be back someday, but for now he'll be replaced by a bunch of fairies.
Sort of an update to this.
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Wipe That Grin Off Your Face! Posted: 12 months ago by twoflies
The Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles is restricting glasses, hats, scarves -- and even smiles -- in driver's license photographs.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 192 [+].
Elderly Mexico City Men to Receive Free Viagra Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
Mayor Marcelo Ebrard said the city is implementing the plan because sexuality "has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness."
Retiring to Mexico doesn't sound so bad...
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Junker Goes For $226,521 On Ebay Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
It's rusted, dented, has no engine or transmission, and the keys to the trunk are missing. Opening bid, $500.
That's how the auction started. What happened between Day 1 and Day 9 was pretty cool.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 376 [+].
You've Been DramaTel'd! Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
Do you need to hunt down your baby's daddy? Spy on a cheating mate? Then get Dramatel! The "almost", but apparently not, illegal phone card.
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Sesame Street man shot boy with BB gun, police say Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
A 23-year-old Sesame Street resident was arrested Wednesday after he fired a CO2-powered BB gun at a 12-year-old boy alongside Dr. Mann Road, hitting the boy in the stomach, according to police.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 34 [+].
Riots break out after investment scam collapses Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
"Dear investors, thanks for trusting us and depositing your money," said a note on the door of a company in the province of Cauca. "Now, for being stupid and believing in financial witchcraft, you will have to work for your money."
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Ancient Greeks pre-empted Dead Parrot sketch Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
A 4th century AD joke book features an ancestor of Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch where a man returns a parrot to a shop, complaining it is dead.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 602 [+].
Spark Plug Found, Reunited with Owner Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
Considering the horrible fates of animals that typically make the news, this is a lung full of fresh doggy breath...Plus the dog's name is Spark Plug!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 74 [+].
All Hail Stick! Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
Toy Hall of Fame points to new addition: the stick.
The lowly stick, a universal plaything powered by a child's imagination, landed in the National Toy Hall of Fame on Thursday along with the Baby Doll and the skateboard.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 116 [+].
Possible Meth Lab Found In Day Care Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
Just in case the ritalin didn't take.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 102 [+].
Could "Milk" Have Affected Prop 8? Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
Interesting piece discussing the potential influence that the forthcoming film 'Milk' could have had on Proposition 8...if they had released it earlier.
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Python nearly swallows wallaby whole Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
...but then decides otherwise.
Talk about ambition...
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C'mon Florida! Posted: 1 year ago by twoflies
"Thousands of pages of voter information were found lying along the shoulder of Interstate 4 this morning."
What is with these people and elections?
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 87 [+].