You meet a man in the parking lot of a movie store who strikes up conversation with you. After several minutes and an amazing display of memory the two of you determine that you have watched every film that he has not seen, and that he has watched every film that you have not seen.

Through further discussion you learn that, just like you, he has enough money for only one movie.

What movie do you recommend he rents, and what does he recommend for you?

(note: after having this lengthy discussion, he has developed a sense for your taste in movies, and can therefor recommend a film that is suitable to you)

I'd recommend he sees Four Rooms.

and he'd probably recommend that I see Deliverance.

Is he hot?

I mean... I'd recommend Silence of the Lambs.
He'd recommend Debbie does Dallas.


The rest would be raunchy history.

I'd recommend you see Deliverance too, mostly because it is so embedded in the cultural psyche, but also so that you get a chance to see Burt Reynolds when he was a serious actor and furthermore considered the next big thing.

But in this car lot of recommendations, he would insist that I get Sam Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch and I'd give him purple nurples until he agreed to get himself a copy of Grave Of The Fireflies

I'd recommend 3:10 to yuma

he'd recommend Raging Bull

I'd recommend The Princess Bride.

He'd recommend Superman: The Movie.

I'd recommend 'Amelie'.

He'd recommend either a foreign film or a documentary. Maybe 'Tambogrande' or 'Revolution Will Not Be Televised'.

I'd recommend "Ghost World"

He'd recommend "Lord of the Rings"

I'd definitely recommend "Dead Poets Society"

He'd probably recommend "The Godfather"

You've never seen The Godfather?

Listen, I took this guys recommendation of watching Deliverance; you better take his Godfather recommendation because he's right.

Anyway, so I saw the guy again, and told him I had watched Deliverance and he said that he had watched Four Rooms. We chatted about the movies and decided that we should do another round of recommendations.

So I recommended he see What Dreams May Come

and he told me to watch One Flew Over the CooKoos Nest

Unfortunately, no =/

God, I cant narrow it down, Likely I'd recommend one of the following:

Ghostbusters

Moulin Rouge

What Dreams May Come

Labyrinth

Juno

Stranger then Fiction

Yeah!!!! Amelie, that movie makes me feel like a squirrel climbing the great tree in the sky.

I would recommend "Running With Scissors"

and he would recommend "City of God" (or City of Men, whichever is first.)

DEP, you had better tell me that in the last 4 months you saw One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

Just the fact that you had never seen it makes you less of a man.

I went to the video store again yesterday and ran into him again. I told him that I took his advice on the CooKoos Nest and he was all like "Awesome, what'd you think?" And I told him about how great it was. Turns out he watched What Dreams May Come, he said it was fantastic. I told him that if he ever watches it again, he should watch it on shrooms; cause I did that once and it was even better.

So we get to talking again and he told me that I needed to see Dirty Harry. I didn't rent it yet, but I told him I would. I told him to go get Stir of Echoes.

(lol Moe, I was updating this as you posted that. What the f**k do you tell him to rent, and what does he tell you, Moe?)

I'd recommend he saw Sideways

He'd probably recommend I watched One of the Star wars films

Yes, I haven't watched any of the Star Wars films. What?!

I'd reccomend he watch Skinwalkers

He'd reccomend I watch Casablanca (no I have never seen it. I want to be keep forgetting every time I go to the video store.)

I recommend him to watch this version of Dangerous Liaisons.

He recommends me to watch Kungfu Panda. (What else could he?)

You know what I might actually watch Kung fu panda, but for sure I go right now and watch again DL.