Maybe he was a cat burglar... picked by tigertony 2 weeks ago

Village children peddled the best specimens to tourists for change; the rest were sold in bulk as fertilizer. picked by Bornbad 2 weeks ago

Is that a python in your pocket, or...? picked by jie 2 weeks ago

CHP confirmed that a broken structural cable and eyebar brace that fell onto the upper deck of the Bay Bridge early Tuesday evening was part of the emergency reinforcement that was installed on the span last September.

*YIKES* picked by Bornbad 2 weeks ago

Workers at a Tennessee library said someone has been using blue ink to completely scratch out curse words from books in the collection. picked by bingo 2 weeks ago

The commission has a legal duty to make sure all licensed professional boxers have tested negative for the AIDS virus, as well as hepatitis-B and hepatitis-C, before entering the ring and can be sued for allowing an infected person to fight, the Fourth District Court of Appeal in San Bernardino said Friday. picked by Dork 2 weeks ago

Not only will it stank up your carpet when you inevitably knock it over when you're stoned but in Minnesota it could land you some serious jail time picked by Dontgivethedogchoccy 2 weeks ago

Move over Tiffany! After Disney swooped in with precious princess bridal dresses a few years ago, now the house that Mickey built is offering diamond engagement rings inspired by the "Disney princesses," like Cinderella, Snow White, Prince Jasmine, and Belle. picked by suebe 2 weeks ago

Movember is an annual, month-long celebration of the moustache, highlighting men’s health issues - specifically prostate and testicular cancer.

This Movember, the money raised in the U.S. will be split between the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation. picked by maven 2 weeks ago

Two suspects were arrested and third is being questioned in the gang rape of a California teen outside a high school homecoming dance, police said Tuesday.

"She was raped, beaten, robbed and dehumanized by several suspects who were obviously OK enough with it to behave that way in each others presence," picked by bingo 2 weeks ago

A 10-foot Great White Shark had been hooked already by a baited drum line off the coast of Queensland, Australia when it was attacked and bitten by a much bigger fish. Based on the bite marks, the attacker is presumed to be a 20-foot long Great White shark.

What a picture! picked by bingo 2 weeks ago

2 shipping containers holding 9,064 cases of Kotex- and Poise-brand feminine hygiene products, 152 cases of Huggies Soft Skin baby wash and 380 cases of baby wipes — each case containing 10 to 20 individual consumer packages were stolen. picked by 2manyusernames 2 weeks ago

There has never been a documented case of cancer found in a Naked Mole Rat, which is unusual as they can live to be 30 years old. Now biologists at the Unversity of Rochester believe they have found the reason.
Further research might reveal whether the findings will be applicable to humans. picked by bingo 2 weeks ago

An Australian company had a cookie similar to Oreos named, "Creole Creams". As is the case in the US, accusations of 'racism' has been used for anything that even mentions a person's skin color. Because the term 'creole' could mean part black, it is determined to be racist. America, guard your Eskimo Pies with your life! picked by 2manyusernames 2 weeks ago

... in France at least.

"The plaintiffs focused their complaints on the use of a device that Scientologists say measures spiritual well-being. Members used the electropsychometer, or E-Meter, to "locate areas of spiritual duress or travail so they can be addressed and handled," according to Scientology's Web site." picked by Qpon 2 weeks ago

Red-faced United Nations officials on Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.

Apparently they didn't know he was decades dead. picked by theshirtpocket 2 weeks ago

A Baltimore city police officer was charged with assault after he pulled a gun on a haunted house character wielding a chainsaw. picked by indisguise 2 weeks ago

Johnston is working out six days a week to get ready for his revealing photo shoot. What he probably doesn't know is that the majority of Playgirl subscribers are not women - they're gay men. Equally amusing is the magazine's goal of scheduling the shoot "in order to get the pictures out for the holidays." picked by cecilberman 2 weeks ago

Having regard to Mrs Thiele's driving behaviour in both of these incidents ... I am driven to conclude that Mrs Thiele is a motorist of quite limited aptitude, competence and temperament," the coroner said. picked by Moogle 2 weeks ago

Must be something defective about him. picked by elsuper 2 weeks ago

Really it's about tin, tungsten, and the other ores used to make such gadgets. Still, it's something to think about. picked by jie 2 weeks ago

First they deny they were sleeping, saying their heated discussion distracted them from the fact that they had missed their destination by 150 miles. Now they admit to being on their laptops. But scheduling? C'mon now.

This is a story that keeps on giving. Wouldn't it be the top story of the week if it comes out that they were surfing porn and engaged in competitive masturbation? picked by cecilberman 2 weeks ago

I guess they weren't praying for the right thing.

Ripka and his staff would pray with customers in the bank's Otsego branch and even at the drive-up window. In a 2004 New York Times story, Ripka said he occasionally slipped up and said, "Come on over to the church -- I mean the bank." picked by cecilberman 2 weeks ago

And so far is winning. Because the hostage cannot afford a lawyer and has to defend himself in court.

<--- Scumbag pictured to the left. picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

Tomorrow's DVD players might owe their optical superiority to the mantis shrimp. It's not a shrimp, or a mantis, but is one powerful crustacean. picked by meggysue 2 weeks ago