Send in the Coast Guard! Semper Paratus

OK you HAD to know this was coming next!

Can anyone explain why a picture of a naked threesome involving a dog comes up when searching shark repellent on ask.com? Gross.

Anyways - Shark Repellent!

AIN'T NOTHIN' SCARIN' THIS SUM BlTCH OFF!

not even martin brody?

This is a little bit "out there," but you leave me little choice...


Jeannot Szwarc, the director of Jaws II fought often with Roy Scheider (Martin Brody) over the actor's "creative input," often ignoring Scheider's suggestions completely. Apparently, the guy was really hard to work with.

Everyone knows the producers have control of the director

You ruined my play!

We know what happened to the producer at the end of this movie.

Sorry gentlemen there is no movie.

Die Bug!

Just don't eat these before putting on the mask...

SQUISH!!!

Here ya go...one better...

I replaced it all with Windex!

I love the '4 pack' tag on the image! lol

I am immune to your foolish Win-dex!

No need to clean a holographic monitor.