Someone with a bigger beard:

Rock still beats Scissors:

You KNOW that paper is coming...but what you DON'T know is just how much paper is coming.



Your rock is not just defeated, it is crushed into a fine powder that blows away in a light breeze. Oh and those scissors? Flattened beyond recognition.

BEHOLD THE MIGHTY PAPER!!

Air support has been called. We LIKE paper.

HA!

Your foolish air support is NOTHING compared to the awesome might of..........................

AIR SUPPLY

HA! Not out here in space, sucka!

You do, of course, realize that we do actually know how to get around in space right?



It's really no big deal.

heh heh

P3NED


Klingons can cloak for a sneak attack!

We have a far more powerful beam:

Beams?

I suggest everybody duck and cover.

The world's largest rotating disco ball is situated in the ABC Nightclub in Glasgow, Scotland:

My ball is bigger than your ball.

Big, yeah. But can it keep up with Disco Stew?

DISCO is the past gypsy gangsta-rap is the future:

Image credit: The District

A real "gangsta" who can do real "gangsta-rap":

Oh how the mighty have fallen:

Exempt

Not exempt from THESE guys, you stoopid Scientologists!

You are no longer anonymous Josh.

Identity is overrated:

The all seeing eye does not need identity to see you: