I'm very glad to hear I'm not the senior citizen here!

There are only a handful of people really qualified to call me "uncle" and I discourage even them.

Somebody suggested "Jedi Master Rambler". Resemble Yoda I do not, wise like him I am neither.

So I think I will stay just plain rambler, thanks.

I'd still like to see a plimate age distribution, even if I now know it would exclude a few older and wiser people who have not told us their real chronological age...

DOB: 28/05/1984
Age: 23
Sex: Vagina
Hair Colour: Browny
Eye Colour: Brown
Height: 163cm
Weight: 65kg
Smoker/Non-Smoker: I don't smoke cigarettes....
Drinker/Non-Drinker: Oh, I drink!
Education: BSc in 22 days
Marital Status: Awesomest Boyfriend in all the Land.
Number of Children: 0
Occupation: Student (for 22 more days!!)
Current Residence: Edmonton
Nationality: Canadian
Religion: Agnostic
Favourite Colour: Green
Favourite Food: Wild Blueberries or Raspberries
Average time it takes to shower: 15 min
Average hours of sleep per night: 71/2
Average time on Plime per day: 2? Maybe 3. More if I'm procrastinating.

DOB: 11/18/1970
Age: 37
Sex: outy
Hair Color: top of head: brown/face: red
Eye Color: hazel
Height: 185.42cm
Weight: 103.87kg
Smoker/Non-Smoker: Non
Drinker/Non-Drinker: CHEERS!
Education: Associate of Science
Marital Status: Married
Number of Children: 0
Occupation: Graphic Arts/Designer/Production
Current Residence: Indianapolis
Nationality: USAian
Religion: My own.
Favorite Color: metallic greens or middle line yellow.
Favorite Food: Tofu Hotpot.
Average time it takes to shower: 20 min
Average hours of sleep per night: 6
Average time on Plime per day: at least 1 hour.

Good luck

Oh, well.

Age: 25
Sex: male
Hair Color: dirty blond
Eye Color: blue
Height: 6'
Weight: 155
Smoker: yes
Drinker: occasional
Education: some college
Marital Status: hands off!
Number of Children: 0
Occupation: student
Current Residence: Germany
Nationality: German
Religion: (No rants please - try to describe it in 5 words or less) cynic
Favorite Color: black
Favorite Food: depends
Average time it takes to shower: ~12 minutes
Average hours of sleep per night: depends, 2-20
Average time on Plime per day: depends; too much during holidays

Age: 42
Sex: Male
Hair Color: Brown/Gray
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220
Smoker: Definitely Not
Drinker: Again, Definitely Not
Education: Some College, School of Life
Marital Status: Yes, to Eljay (contrary to BB)
Number of Children: 3
Occupation: Information Technology Instructor
Current Residence: Southern California
Nationality: American (Polish Ancestry)
Religion: Mormon
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Depends on my mood. I do like raspberries alot.
Average time it takes to shower: 5 minutes
Average hours of sleep per night: 7
Average time on Plime per day: Depends on the day, some 2 hours, some more, some less

Just in your land, I've got the Awesomest Boyfriend in my land ;P

DOB: 10-19-83
Age: 24
Sex: F
Hair Color: Several, mostly brown and bleached out now, not nearly as exciting as it was back in high school
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'5"
Weight: yeah, not so much
Smoker/Non-Smoker: non
Drinker/Non-Drinker: non
Education: BS Psych/Legal Admin
Marital Status: single
Number of Children: not a one, 2 kitties and 2 horses if that counts
Occupation: barn manager/free-lance pet sitter/way too much
Current Residence: NC
Nationality: US
Religion: (No rants please - try to describe it in 5 words or less) Pastafarian? :) Nothing really...
Favorite Color: Hunter green
Favorite Food: Sushi
Average time it takes to shower: 10 min
Average hours of sleep per night: 3-4
Average time on Plime per day: way too much, at least 5 or 6hrs

pictures please!

DOB: 10/25/75
Age: 32
Sex: F
Hair Color: This week it is blondish but that is subject to change. Natural? I have no idea, it has been so long. I think it might be dark blonde.
Eye Color: Blue
Height: a whopping 5'4"
Weight: Oh, you really don't think I am going to tell you that, do you? (150)
Smoker/Non-Smoker: Smoker
Drinker/Non-Drinker: Drinker
Education: High School, but I have self taught quite a few things.
Marital Status: Technically I am married but I have been separated from him for 9 years and refuse to pay for the divorce. Lee and I are engaged but not getting married until we are in our 70's.
Number of Children: 5 (2 mine, 3 lee's)
Occupation: Program Assistant F/T, Bartender P/T
Current Residence: New Jersey
Nationality: Mutt but mostly Irish
Religion: (No rants please - try to describe it in 5 words or less) Christian
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Food: Mexican.....YUM!
Average time it takes to shower: 10 minutes
Average hours of sleep per night: 6
Average time on Plime per day: Too many. If I had to guess I would say 5-6

DOB: 1/28
Age: Timeless
Sex: Hetero
Hair color: I think it's brown, my boss thinks it's blond and my sister-in-law thinks it's red. Don't know, don't care.
Eye Color: Mood eyes. Sometimes blue, sometimes green, sometimes gray...
Height: 5'5"
Weight: Dunno, I don't get on scales, I don't care
Smoker/Non: Smoker. No excuses.
Drinker/Non: Cabernet.
Education: Some college
Marital Status: Non married
Number of Children: 0
Occupation: Assistant to Financial Planner but still a paralegal at heart.
Current Residence: Upstate NY
Religion: No thanks
Favorite color: purple (in varying shades)
Favorite food: shrimp
Average time it takes to shower: 10/15 minutes
Average hours of sleep per night: 7
Average time on Plime per day: I would guess 4 but it varies wildly


No questions about pets, or relatives...hmmm

Age: 30
Sex: F
Hair Color: various shades of brown and/or red
Eye Color: hazel
Height: 5' 0"
Weight: frak that
Smoker/Non-Smoker: non
Drinker/Non-Drinker: non
Education: B.S., M.A.
Marital Status: alone alone alone lonely lonely alone
Number of Children: one hamster
Occupation: Viper pilot. Wait, no, I do data entry. Dammit.
Current Residence: Colorado
Nationality: American
Religion: none
Favorite Color: dark green
Favorite Food: corned beef and cabbage (not kidding)
Average time it takes to shower: dunno - I've never timed myself
Average hours of sleep per night: ideally, 9; in reality, 7
Average time on Plime per day: 1/2 hour (sorry)

That's not a gender. I know plenty of men and women who are penis handlers.

That's true. Looking around, I'd even say "penis owner" wouldn't be a sufficient classification of gender.

Date of birth: 2/7/1986 (thats 2nd of July, for you weird American date format people..)
Age: 21
Sex: male
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: blue
Height: 6'
Weight: just shy of 14 stone
Smoker: nope
Drinker: Wont say no to the odd tipple..
Education: Plenty
Marital Status: Taken by little doodlechild!
Number of Children: 0
Occupation: Council Worker (slacker)
Current Residence: England
Nationality: English
Religion: (No rants please - try to describe it in 5 words or less) Lazy
Favorite Colour: black
Favorite Food: Beer
Average time it takes to shower: 7 Hours :D
Average hours of sleep per night: round about 3-7
Average time on Plime per day: bout 2 odd hours

Hmph, maybe it is YOUR date format that is weird.

So there.

:P

PS: I like that you changed it to "colour"

Handler of my own.

Ah. Well, that clears up that. Thanks, mm.

No man (or woman) is an island. *hugs*

I'd rather not post pics of us on the internets, never know what might happen :-)
Anyway, how will photos show how awesome he is? What I meant was that he treats me right and I think he's just great :-)

DOB: 1400 B.C.
Age: I've lost count
Sex: Neither
Hair Color: None
Eye Color: None
Height: Cut me to size
Weight: Depends on the cut
Smoker/Non-Smoker: Depends on how hot you get me
Drinker/Non-Drinker: Non
Education: None needed
Marital Status: Single
Number of Children: In the trillions by now
Occupation: Industrial use
Current Residence: Everywhere
Nationality: East African
Religion: (No rants please - try to describe it in 5 words or less) None
Favorite Color: Silver
Favorite Food: Anything high in iron
Average time it takes to shower: I prefer baths
Average hours of sleep per night: I never sleep
Average time on Plime per day: 4 hours