Let's all play pretend for a moment, shall we?
We'll pretend the interweb as we know it has been reshaped into the global village we all hoped it would be. An Oscar-winning director decides she wants to make a movie dramatizing the pivotal period in which the internet changed forever. She will, of course, be referring to Plime.com's formative years (that would be right now). She wants to spare no expense in casting the movie that will most certainly sweep the Academy off its collective feet.
Since we will all be too busy speaking in front of the UN to bother will petty things like playing ourselves in biopics, we'll need actors to play us on the big screen.

WHO will play YOU in the Plime movie? Why would that actor be a good choice? What will be the most important thing about you that you would want that actor to portray?

EDIT: Also, our intrepid director has found the Infinity Gauntlet and can transcend time and space, so all actors are game at any stage of their life. And they can be animated, because the Infinity Gauntlet is just THAT COOL.

Rowangrey will be played by one of my very favorite actresses... Geena Davis.



Sure, I'm not twelve feet tall like she is, but I think her manner of speaking and sense of humor are very similar to mine.

Specifically, I want Geena from "The Long Kiss Goodnight". She's sarcastic, witty, hot, practical, and kicks lots and lots of ass.



The thing about me that I would want her to concentrate the hardest on getting across would be my total inability to NOT cut someone down when the opportunity presents itself. It's not that I don't like you, or that I think you're an idiot, it's just that when you set yourself up SO WELL for an insult, I can't pass it up. :)

The one...

The only...

Jack Black.

SEG will be played by:



Maggie's smart, sexy, and seems like an incredibly nice person.

Andy Dick. I have muscles but a lot of lantent femininity. Or not so latent in Andy Dick's case.

Edward Furlong Playing me 6 years ago


And to show that he's playing me, he must wear a fish t-shirt

:::sigh:::

During family movie night once, we were watching Toy Story 2, and when Al, the evil toy collector came on screen, both my daughters, teens at the time, sat up, looked at each other, and in unison shouted, "Dad!!"



Much the same today, except grayer, hipper glasses and I never, ever combed over.

Bruce Willis.

Just because I like Bruce Willis.


He's awesome.

Tyrone Biggums should no doubt play me!! we have lots in common, and He works for cheap :-)

Kate Winslet because she is gorgeous and I think she is an extraordinary actor.

BUT, she would have to do an American Accent.

Edited to Add: I would like her to portray me as the woman I actually am. Hard working, family loving but fun and spunky at the same time. I think she can pull it off brilliantly.

Duh...Ron Jeremy

eeewwwww!!

lol

I'd be played by Gary Oldman, Stansfield style:




He's just a crazy f*ck speed addict with a gun and and a DEA badge. He kicks ass. Like me.

Edit: PLUS he can talk with fancy accents. Like me.

We did this thread a while back somewhere somewhen, but I think it did not get the response this one is.

For me...the field is somewhat limited by the fact that Moe Howard is dead.

<---- Look here for a pic of him if you have been living under a rock all your life.

Also that Robert Donner (aka Exidor) is also dead.


So I would have to go with Emo Phillps


There is little physical resemblance between myself and any of these actors, but it is more of an attitude thing. That, and the hair of course.

Can we pick anyone, live or dead? And specify an age? I've been told I look like about 5 different actresses (none of which i agree with, for a variety of reasons) but most of them are either much older or dead.

I think a better question is who would play Ken Foster?

???

That can really drag you down, can't it?

That will be the only self-cast role.

They're older NOW, not the role to which I've been compared.

stfu, you silly whippersnapper.

Ok, I was just joking back there. I'm more like Mads Mikkelsen (from Casino Royale)

Hey dude, that's not funny at all, you know?