Keep those questions coming, I need the upvotes am having a lot of fun answering them!

Are you a cat person, or a dog person?

In reference to Stars: Wars or Trek?

Who is your favorite member of the X-Men? Favorite member of the Justice League?

What kind of condiments would you like on your Chez/RowanGrey sandwich?

Using no more than seven but no less than three words, please explain - in detail - the biggest flaw in the theory of absolutism.

Name the 7th chronological difference between birthing a calf and a colt.

In sports - is it a greater feat to have a field/stadium/arena named after you, or to single handedly cause the entire league to change a rule (and the rule named after you). (For example: Sean Avery, Roy Williams, Emmitt Smith, etc)

What's that stain on your shirt?

You wouldn't happen to know of a place that has great beer and The Greatest Pizza Ever Made By Human Hands, would you?


How about The Greatest Pizza Ever Made Without The Use Of Human Hands?

How do you eat your Steak?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Petrol or Diesel?

Zeppelin or The Who?

If it takes 7 men 12 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 15 men to dig half a hole?

It was worth a try.

Who did you vote for in your last election?

How many animals have you ran over with a vehicle in your lifetime?

If you could trade the life of one famous living celebrity with one famous deceased celebrity within 100 years who would you get rid of and who would you bring back?

Who was the absolute most annoying person you went to high school with, and why?

I've asked around and everyone agrees that you are an intelligent person. Tell us about something that happened in your life that most clearly displays your genius.

I've asked around and everyone agrees that you are an incredibly stupid person. Tell us about something that happened in your life that most clearly displays your idiocy.

The general concencus is that you are a very nice person, tell us about something that you've done in your life that proves how nice you are.

The general concencus is that you are a very rude person, tell us about something that you've done in your life that proves how much of an a*****e you are.

Ass or titties?

I was doing some programming, and I got a message that I had divided by zero, and that it was an illegal operation. I've checked local, state and federal laws, and I can't find any pertinent statute. By what authority is division by zero illegal?

If you could be any Stooge besides Moe which would you be?

Dog person all the way. Which is why of course three cats live in my house.

Easiest question ever: Star TREK

X-Men: Q
Justice League: Judge Wapner

If you could not tell, I have no clue in that field.

Well as soon as I saw "condiments", I instinctively said horseradish, hot sauce, and deli mustard. Then I saw what kind of sammich it was.

I think this sort of fare should be discussed only between the chefs involved, as great meals do not just happen, but are crafted by true masters of the art, and are something to remember for a long, long time afterwards...

But suffice to say that it would have the spice of pure horseradish root, the hotness of Dave's Insanity Sauce, and the extreme satisfaction of a good old fashioned deli mustard!

Excellent questions iceman!

The only absolute is chaos, or change.

Obviously a trick question, as a filly (or mare) has no special name given it after giving birth, while a heifer has not given birth, a springer will soon do so, and a cow has already birthed a calf. Your foolish attempts at ridicule have failed.

Excellent question. IMO, is it better to have the stadium named for you. While it is true that the rule will usually last longer than the building, there is a certain feeling you get in your blood when you think of the time you saw the Yankees kick ass (again) at The House That Ruth Built.

Well, this morning it was chocolate milk that was being prepared for my coffee. I had to change that shirt before going to work too! Thanks a lot! Geez...

Why, yes I would.

I would pay cash money to try such a thing. If you can get it, please let me know.

With a fork and knife, unless I am REALLY hungry. Of course I cook my steak to be medium rare...that is mouthwateringly seared on the outside with a warm red center.

Well whoever he was, he certainly wasn't a rabbit. Or a duck. Or a mouse. Or a chicken. Or a frog. Or a cat. Or a dog...

Gas

The Grateful Dead

I answer this only after you tell me WTF half a hole looks like.

Is this Jerry coming out?

Pfft...you wish


I still like bewbs, and the only winky I shall touch is mine.

A write in for Jeff Vogel. I sh*t you not.

None so far. But I did have to shoot a possum to death once because it was injured by a car that had passed by the area sometime before I arrived on the scene. We were just going to a friend's house and saw this guy pulled over watching it and he didn't know what to do. It was stumbling around obviously blind and grievously wounded beyond hope.
Another guy said he had a gun at home and went to get it, but neither of them could deal with doing it, so I did.

Hmmmmm, I am tempted to go with Paris Hilton again, but Chez had me toss her into a volcano. Sooooo, I think I would trade...Tom Cruise for Moe Howard.

Well I could mention an actual name, but I think I shall not. His initials are K.S. and I think he (or someone with his name and the same graduation date as me) ended up being a registered pedophile offender in my hometown.

Yea he was just an all around prick. To me at least, I dunno if he had a circle of buds or not.

Holy sh*t I have to CHOOSE? This is horrible!! Seriously...this is a difficult one!

But in the end, I think I have to go with bewbs.

The Laws of Physics and Mathematics, Judge Newton presiding.