Pity poor elijay. She was dragged into this space screaming and crying and forced to craft a witty, sophisticated online persona, a deed anathema in her private post-modern cynical culture of observation and critique.

Slowly, elijay adapted to the new life she was crammed into like a pair of too-small pantyhose. And now, some even say she flourishes herein, opining with abandon on topics ranging from humorous You Tube clips to less humorous You Tube clips.

Nicely done! Good stuff

teresag leaves behind broken hearts every where she passes. She is a magnet for men and women who tremble at the sight of her and can not wait to hear her incredible singing voice that spans 9 octaves. The only problem with her singing is that the only language she can sing is Welsh.

This has led to her championing the revival of Welsh everywhere, and she has many awards from the Cymdeithas yr Iaith Gymraeg. She travels constantly promoting Welsh and is particularly fond of Welsh singers in Australia and New Zealand.

Wow, Sue - How'd you know?

Bump.


Anyone need a bio written?

I do! Mine's currently quite boring. Would you please write one for me? Pretty please with a huge cherry on top!

Absolutely not...wait, a cherry? Well, hell. Sure, I'll write one. Just give me some time.

Time? Never! C'mon hurry up, you're too slow!

:P Take your time, and btw, you're awesome. Thanks.

86Apex was born in a bomb shelter by a women named Trixie. Apex would later learn in his late teens that Trixie was, in fact, his mother. Most members of his family had already gathered this, but as they say in his family "Apex jus' lacked the gumption." She was also a hooker. He still doesn't know this.

What he lacks in common sense, he makes up for sheer determination and vision. Upon seeing a Van Gogh painting as a child, Apex immediately proclaimed he would become a stoner. He is still committed to this dream today.

His favorite colors are periwinkle and taupe. His best bowling score is a 230. Doritos make him nauseous. He is 1/32 Osage Indian. Apex is a card carrying member of the Psychics Guild, but rumor has it that he's only half clairvoyant. He was named in Time Magazine's 100 Most Boring Men in 1999.

Made with love by Blue.

You friggin rock! Thanks a million! :)

i need a bio too. Mine is so dull.

I would love to write yours, but I don't want to hog the creativity. If nobody else steps up, I'll do it.

I suggest blue nutria also write one, and you get a choice!

How did MandolinOrange get named? Theories abound, but the single most reliable source (Wikipedia) says this:

D. Jones was a dull name, and its owner was sick and tired of the ridicule wrought by such a common and genderless name. Dejected, D. kicked a pebble down the dirt road of life for 25 years before realizing the one univeral truth: everyone likes orange. Orange, the color of prisoner jumpsuits! Orange, the shade favored by kumquats!
Orange, chosen by Christo for Central Park! The association with the mandolin was, of course, obvious after that.

awesome!

i'm looking forward to yours too, blue. then i can make my decision!

Her father was a street busker and her mother an itinerate orange merchant. His mandolin playing and her soft, sweet oranges led to her magical birth.

Charmed with the supernatural gift of telling whether the milk was spoiled or fine for couple days more...Mandolinorange would become an international star after her off-broadway musical Milk(co-written with Juno's Diablo Cody) became the most blogged about Dairy product related musical. She also starred as Vioin Clementine in 2002's Semi-autobiographical indie film Orange, which has become a cult classic in Germany, Portugal, and Portland, Oregon.

Umm, I so need one. Please will somebody step up and help me out? My bio has one word.

And what a word it is. ;)

yay! i love it, thank you! i don't know which one to choose though, they're both so cool. maybe i'll alternate? yes, that's how i'll work it.

Has no one stepped up to the plate? Someone needs to write you a bio!

If no one else does it, I'll willingly do it.