Oh wow, I meant to ask for someone to do one of these for me a long time ago, but forgot.
I have nothing to put in my profile, and am too creatively challenged to think of something funny.

Anyone willing to lend a girl a hand? :]

I've had a couple beers, so my writing may not be up to my usual standards, and I may try again tomorrow, but here we go...



Mi S. Swinkle was born on a pirate ship to a cabin "boy" who was trying to get free passage to America. During her formative years, she was forced to balance checkbooks in less than organized conditions and thus developed the world famous Swinkle Technique for killing people who don't keep their finances in order. Today Mi S. Swinkle can usually be found writing or performing her unique brand of accountancy folk songs in calculator factories around the world.

Xiatethebish was born on the planet Bish. She came to this planet when she was a little girl and joined an anti Mars group. After a couple of years in this group she became tired of the contradictions of the world and decided to conquer the world via Plime. Now she waits for her day to raise as the true Leader of the Universe.

Finally! Thanks, DaftGretel. I love it.

There's a lot of new users that need a new bio. Bump.

I don`t have one.

There once was a child named Josh. He was a happy boy, and always did what his parents told him. Then, one day, some friends introduced him to this beautiful young lady, named Lucy. Her nickname was Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, because that was her favorite song. When Josh and Lucy met, it was love at first sight. When they kissed, it was like she had kaleidoscope eyes, and the skies turned to marmalade. It was truly magical. Josh, so enraptured by her beauty, then changed his name to include her initials, L.S.D. changing his name to jLoSsDh in her honor.

You pretty much hit the nail right on the head with that one Jerry!!

No doubt! Lookit your avatar! OMG that makes me LOL!

My personal fav

Bump!... I want one too ! :D

Keroberos was born in a small island of kabooboo, which is just of the coast of Texas.

She endured a quiet peaceful life, picking wild prickly pear fruit, and squeezing saguaro innards to keep her families thirst quenched.
She is now the proud owners of pricklypearjuice.com and makes millions off of her world famous cactus jelly and juice.

Still, she still longed for the open sea air, and calm breezes that caressed her island home.. Which she quickly bought, and fenced off several years ago. She now lives happily in solitude with only her wild coyote twi-twi to keep her company.

Gammerus has always been tall for her age, towering above the other children.
Because of this, she has dedicated her life to rescuing kittens out of trees. Not making much money doing that, she also has a side business as an elephant manicurist. When you go to the zoo and see the pretty pink toenails on the elephants, that's her work!

I suppose as I dont even have the biography section of my profile filled out, that this would be an appropriate place to find one. And I am sorry for killing the flow of this thread, but I don't know enough about any of you really. My apologies.

Rawr is incapable of making things up. So much so, that he once walked into a thread where you're supposed to make things up about other people; but he couldn't do it.

This strange affliction has haunted him over the years. A girlfriend once asked him if a particular dress made her look fat, and without blinking an eye Rawr spout out the truth; "Yes, but it's not really the dresses fault persay," he said. When later asked if he still loved her, he calmly replied that he wasn't really sure anymore. Thus ended that relationship and many subsequent relationships in the future.

For years scientists have tried to uncover what it is that prevents Rawr from creating simple pieces of fiction, but all to no avail. Research is still being conducted, but funding is desperately needed. Please help us find a cure for this dreadful plight so that Rawr, and others like him, may one day lead a normal life. All it takes is donations from concerned people like you to make a profound difference in someone's life.

I can make any of you something you've never imagined.

One dusty morning in June - or was it July? - he arrived in this world, half-everything his parents had ever dreamed. The pregnancy had been half as disruptive, and the labour half as painful, as she had imagined.

He was born a torso with a head and very little else. His parents always encouraged him to take an active interest in life and he took up dance.
On his seventh birthday, his mother (who had a penchant for embroidary) cross-stitched an image of a dying otter upon his back in silver thread.

(According to his mother, working with skin is 'a bloody doddle' if you can sew a kitten to a brick by its foreskin.)

As a special treat for reaching double digits (something his doctor had bet against, with good odds), his parents took him to the local water park in a wheelbarrow for his tenth birthday.
Oh, how he laughed! Once his father dropped the barrow while climbing up to the top of the slide; fortunately, the boy was quick enough to bite the ankle of a man waiting in line, and he held on.

He has been there ever since, is now 43 years old and considers the now-deceased man his best friend in the whole world.

Since I got skipped over, would someone do mine?

Out of the union of a Backgammon addict and cat; Bingo was born right at the 23rd hour of that nights tournament.

Her early childhood was comprised of compulsively naming the rabbits on the farm with numbers and letters. This compulsion will only allow her to pursue the only career path that was available to her; A Tax Attorney.

Living alone with her mom, a Cat named G24, gives her plenty of time to pursue other hobbies when not at the office such as playing candyland and shoots and ladders, always avoiding the downfall of her dad.

Im curious if any of you can really pull out a b***hin Bio for me.

Good luck. Winner gets a BJ and a sleeve of bacon.

One day, Jim Henson, realizing that he could simply not remain in this mortal coil for all eternity, had himself cloned. That clone stood in stasis for many years after Henson's death, and was implanted in the womb of a common woman. She raised the child as her own, believing it to be hers, and raised him well. The child could not keep away from the natural urge to create muppets, however, and the child was transformed from a normal child, to MuppetMaker. One day, he will rule this world, and he will be a good and benevolent ruler, granting BJ's and bacon for all!