Well shiver me timbers!!

You shall walk thar plank mayyteee GRRR...!

Ha Haaarrrrr, ther'll be fog on the shore tonight bosun! Have ya everrr bin to sea Billy?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Harrrrererrrr.

Time again to Spit shine me brass tip on the ol' wooden leg

Dust off me parrot

Polish me pirate's hook

Wax the ol' plank

Why does my phrasing sound so euphemistic?

Why would a pirate know the word euphemistic?

From the greatest pirate movie of all time. This is the one all others measure up to, in my opinion. Aaaarrgh!

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Kyarr. Today be the greatest day on the calendar. It be one year ago today that the register wench gave me free booty in the form of a cookie for talkin' about me plunderin'.

I can't believe we lost to the Padres when they're the team we're chasing for the wild card berth. We've got 2 more games against them in this 4 game series and..


Oh....


Wrong kind of Pirate......sorry....

Well, we get $2.50 for just the plain fruit pies, we get $3.00 for meringue pies and we charge $3.50 for the cream and specialty pies.

Arrrrr!

There. I feel better now.

Avast, ye hearties! There be a storm brewing and a foul fog rolling in...Strap tight!

I won't talk like a pirate, but I will dress like one
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Aye changed me avatarrrrrrr, maybe not.

I had to go against the grain. Ninjas are better!

Arrrr (That's still fun to do though.)

Nothin's cooler than a ninja pirate!

That reminds me of my friend Kris who calls himself a ninjirate. (Ninja+Pirate)

Then I came up with ninjedirate. (Ninja+Jedi+Pirate)

That's cooler than a ninjirate.

Oh yea

'ceptin' that there be no namby-pamby "Talk Like a Ninja Day" fer one reason...iffn there was such a day, it would be mighty quiet seein' as how them scurvy dogs are so damn silent all tha time! AARRR!!

Ya scallywag, you'll walk tha plank fer mentionin' them grog thievin' ninjas on Talk Like A Pirate Day!

You would be too, if your name were synonymous with "urination".

LEAVE ME ALONE!

WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME!?

It's funny.
Cause he's he's a "P"


...and he's "irate"


Ha!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
party hard me buckos I be with you

Quick! Get those DVD's shipped, before the police get here!

Oh, wait... not that kind of pirate, either?

AAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

An extra cup of grog all around me hearties!

ARRRRRRR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
AARRRRRRRRRR!!
Oh AAAAAAARRRRR!