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AHOY MATEYS!! TIS TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!
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 Moe
1 year ago
Well shiver me timbers!!
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 D3SPiTE
1 year ago
You shall walk thar plank mayyteee GRRR...!
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 ogri2003
1 year ago
Ha Haaarrrrr, ther'll be fog on the shore tonight bosun! Have ya everrr bin to sea Billy?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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 Hoosker
1 year ago
Harrrrererrrr.

Time again to Spit shine me brass tip on the ol' wooden leg

Dust off me parrot

Polish me pirate's hook

Wax the ol' plank

Why does my phrasing sound so euphemistic?

Why would a pirate know the word euphemistic?
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 ReBoot
1 year ago
From the greatest pirate movie of all time. This is the one all others measure up to, in my opinion. Aaaarrgh!

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 sykeo56
1 year ago
Kyarr. Today be the greatest day on the calendar. It be one year ago today that the register wench gave me free booty in the form of a cookie for talkin' about me plunderin'.
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 icepigs
1 year ago

I can't believe we lost to the Padres when they're the team we're chasing for the wild card berth. We've got 2 more games against them in this 4 game series and..


Oh....


Wrong kind of Pirate......sorry....
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 tomphool...
1 year ago
Well, we get $2.50 for just the plain fruit pies, we get $3.00 for meringue pies and we charge $3.50 for the cream and specialty pies.
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 gnikgnok
1 year ago
Arrrrr!

There. I feel better now.
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 Maven
1 year ago
Avast, ye hearties! There be a storm brewing and a foul fog rolling in...Strap tight!
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 icepigs
1 year ago
I won't talk like a pirate, but I will dress like one
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14
 buddha
1 year ago
Aye changed me avatarrrrrrr, maybe not.
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 Jerry520
1 year ago
« buddha : Aye changed me avatarrrrrrr, maybe not.
I had to go against the grain. Ninjas are better!

Arrrr (That's still fun to do though.)
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 buddha
1 year ago
« Jerry520 : I had to go against the grain. Ninjas are better!

Arrrr (That's still fun to do though.)
Nothin's cooler than a ninja pirate!
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 Jerry520
1 year ago
« buddha : Nothin's cooler than a ninja pirate!
That reminds me of my friend Kris who calls himself a ninjirate. (Ninja+Pirate)

Then I came up with ninjedirate. (Ninja+Jedi+Pirate)

That's cooler than a ninjirate.

Oh yea
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 moe
1 year ago
'ceptin' that there be no namby-pamby "Talk Like a Ninja Day" fer one reason...iffn there was such a day, it would be mighty quiet seein' as how them scurvy dogs are so damn silent all tha time! AARRR!!

Ya scallywag, you'll walk tha plank fer mentionin' them grog thievin' ninjas on Talk Like A Pirate Day!
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15
 Bandit
1 year ago
You would be too, if your name were synonymous with "urination".

LEAVE ME ALONE!

WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME!?
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15
 Bandit
1 year ago
It's funny.
Cause he's he's a "P"


...and he's "irate"


Ha!
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 suebe
1 year ago
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
party hard me buckos I be with you
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 gratheo
1 year ago
Quick! Get those DVD's shipped, before the police get here!

Oh, wait... not that kind of pirate, either?
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 ogri2003
1 year ago
AAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

An extra cup of grog all around me hearties!

ARRRRRRR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
AARRRRRRRRRR!!
Oh AAAAAAARRRRR!
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