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Nunkii @ 4/3/2008 10:21:28 PM

Red Dragon

Dr. Frederick Chilton: Tell me, when you saw Lecter's murders, their style, so to speak, were you able perhaps to reconstruct his fantasies? And, if so, did you jot down any impressions?
Will Graham: No.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Let me be frank, Mr. Graham. The first definitive analysis of Lecter will be a publisher's wet dream. I'd give you full credit, of course
[Graham towards cell door]
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Dammit, man, you must have some advice. You caught him. What was your trick?
Will Graham: I let him kill me

Pocksucket @ 4/1/2008 3:38:33 PM

I aim to misbehave.

Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity

Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

Jayne Cobb, Serenity

My Turn.

River Tam, you guessed it, Serenity

Nunkii @ 4/1/2008 3:25:38 AM

The Dead Poet's Society:

Neil: [Neil finds Todd sitting alone on the roof] Hey!
Todd Anderson: Hey.
Neil: What's going on?
Todd Anderson: Today's my birthday.
Neil: Is today your birthday? Happy birthday!
Todd Anderson: Thanks.
Neil: What'd you get?
Todd Anderson: [indicating the desk set lying beside him] My parents gave me this.
Neil: Isn't this the same desk set ...
Todd Anderson: Yeah. Yeah, they gave me the same thing as last year.
Neil: Oh... maybe they thought you needed another one.
Todd Anderson: Maybe they weren't thinking about anything at all. The funny thing is about this is, I didn't even like it the first time.
Neil: Todd, I think you're underestimating the value of this desk set.
[He picks it up]
Neil: I mean, who would want a football or a baseball...
Todd Anderson: ...or a car...
Neil: Or a car, if they could have a desk set as wonderful as this one? I mean, if I were ever going to buy a desk set... twice... I would probably buy this one. Both times! In fact, its shape... it's rather aerodynamic, isn't it?
[he walks to the edge of the roof]
Neil: You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly!
[he hands it to Todd]
Neil: Todd? The world's first unmanned flying desk set.
[Todd throws it off the roof - papers fly everywhere and things crash and clatter to the ground]
Neil: Oh my! Well, I wouldn't worry. You'll get another one next year.

mutil8or @ 3/31/2008 9:24:15 PM

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy."

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The Life Of Brian

gnikgnok @ 3/31/2008 9:11:34 PM

My husband says:

"Yippee kai-ay, motherf**ka!"
John McClain - Die Hard

and how about:

"If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? And certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time, now is there?"
Jeff Spiccoli - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

and:

"Do you miinnd if we dance wit yo dates?"
Big black guy in club - Animal House

Oh, yeah. We are totally classy when it comes to our movie choices.

86Apex @ 3/31/2008 7:22:19 PM

Axel: Lemme ask you a question. How come I never see you eat?
Nick: I like to starve myself, it keeps the fear up.

-The Deer Hunter

gnikgnok @ 3/31/2008 6:53:52 PM

"Runnnn Forest, run!"

c'mon... who doesn't use that one at least once or twice a year?!

theclansman @ 3/31/2008 6:12:05 PM

Hudson: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f**k are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.
Hudson: *Seventeen days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!
Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
[to Newt]
Ripley: Right?
[Newt apes a salute]
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?

Hudson is my favorite character

Aliens

theclansman @ 3/31/2008 6:07:43 PM

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the a*****es in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

American Beauty

chinook @ 3/31/2008 5:44:19 PM

"If I have five words left and I’m about to expire, and all I have left to say is to curse f**king Tron, I’m probably not gonna say: “TRON FUNKING BLOW” - Deaner in FUBAR

kamaloo @ 12/23/2007 9:39:38 AM

Paolo, the Hairdresser - The Princess Diaries
after putting the beauty mask with the cucumbers on

"The cucumber does nothing. Heh heh heh. This is something we make up."

craziesean @ 12/21/2007 9:37:30 PM

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he didn't exist."

Keyser Soze
the Usual Suspects

kamaloo @ 12/21/2007 1:05:23 PM

"God loves you just the way you are. But He loves you too much to let you stay that way"

Ashley (Amy Adams), Junebug

blurmore @ 12/21/2007 10:47:06 AM

The Kurgan from "The Highlander"

"I Got Somethin to SAY! Its better to burn out! Than to fade away!"

with Michael Jackson like spin move.

spamtrap @ 12/21/2007 10:34:14 AM

Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an a*****e, a*****e?
Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.

Lt. Amos: Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos: Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like s**t, but... he looked like you.

Ford Fairlane: I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm.

Ford Fairlane: Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.

Ford Fairlane: Johnny was the only guy who could out-disgust me. When we were kids we had gross-out contests. I coughed a pile of phlegm on a table, he said "Nice try." and pulled out a straw...

Don Cleveland: [to Julian Grendale] With friends like you, who needs enemas?

Julian Grendel: My mother used to say..."If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're out of the goddamn room!"

Slam the Rapper: You stupid Sal's Pizza garlic-breath smellin' motherf**ker. Today is the last day of the rest of your life.

86Apex @ 12/12/2007 2:17:10 PM

"Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead."

-Sandra (Jane Asher) in Death At A Funeral

86Apex @ 11/29/2007 11:48:04 PM

"Poetry doesn't belong to those who write it; it belongs to those who need it."

-Mario Ruoppolo (Massimo Troisi) in Il Postino

86Apex @ 11/28/2007 12:47:00 PM

Denis: Eighth floor?
Alexander Kerner: Yup.
Denis: Elevator?
Alexander Kerner: Broken.
Denis: s**t.
Alexander Kerner: You can say that again.

-Good Bye Lenin!

Gratheo @ 11/27/2007 6:28:59 PM

« pocksucket : Was it your first time?

It was indeed. Now, on to the quotes:

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."
"Carpe Diem - sieze the day."
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today
Tomorrow will be dying."
All from John Keating in the film Dead Poets Society. An excellent film.

86Apex @ 11/27/2007 4:33:44 PM

Meh, you're not really derailing, this is a movie thread after all.

[Explaining Xixo's conversation with a baboon in a tree who grabbed the Coke bottle] "He spoke long and earnestly to the baboon and explained, that is an evil thing you've got there, and it brought much unhappiness to my family and it will surely bring much unhappiness to yours unless you give it back to me and let me throw it away. He spoke so earnestly that the baboon began to take note and dropped the evil thing. He said, that is a very wise thing you have done."

-The Gods Must Be Crazy

pocksucket @ 11/27/2007 4:18:49 PM

« gratheo : I did indeed. Excellent.

Was it your first time?

Or, to avoid derailing the thread*:

I feel afraid and there's something more. I feel ashamed. There. You asked me and I told you. How was it your first time? - Bromhead, Zulu.

*probably the only time I'll ever do that...

86Apex @ 11/27/2007 2:59:43 PM

« gratheo : I did indeed. Excellent.

Nice, glad you liked it. :)

gratheo @ 11/27/2007 2:44:37 PM

« 86Apex : So I take it you ended up watching the movie then?

I did indeed. Excellent.

86Apex @ 11/27/2007 2:10:04 PM

Howard: What are you doing? This is a one way street!
Judy: We're only going one way.

-What's Up Doc

86Apex @ 11/27/2007 2:09:41 PM

« Gratheo : Nigel: ... these go to eleven.

Marty: Don't point, OK. Can I look at it?
Nigel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

Both from This is Spinal Tap

So I take it you ended up watching the movie then?

Gratheo @ 11/26/2007 11:46:48 PM

Nigel: ... these go to eleven.

Marty: Don't point, OK. Can I look at it?
Nigel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

Both from This is Spinal Tap

Moe @ 11/26/2007 11:25:09 PM

Old Fart: Now look. Twenty bucks for that kind of head is outrageous.
Grandma Moses: I did ya good, old fart. I did ya good. I oughta bit your champagne cork off.
Old Fart: I'm givin' ya fifteen bucks.
Grandma Moses: Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighborhood can swallow paste like I can.
**************************************************
Henry: Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
**************************************************

Both from Barfly

pocksucket @ 11/26/2007 5:20:16 PM

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to?

86Apex @ 11/26/2007 5:07:04 PM

"Not only did I enjoy that kiss last night, I was awed by its efficiency."

-John Robie (Cary Grant) in To Catch A Thief

pocksucket @ 11/26/2007 4:37:36 PM

Todays is a good day to die.

Nelson Wright, Flatliner.

(although to be fair it was Crazyhorse who said that one first. But so far as I know, he never said "You bring the equipment. I'll bring my balls." Nelson did).

86Apex @ 11/26/2007 3:38:09 PM

"I was 27 years old the first time I died."

-Jack Starks (Adrien Brody) in The Jacket

86Apex @ 11/26/2007 3:35:08 PM

« pocksucket : Is it safe?

-Marathon Man

pocksucket @ 11/26/2007 3:32:19 PM

Is it safe?

-Marathon Man

86Apex @ 11/26/2007 12:15:26 PM

Julie Vignon: Why are you crying?
La servante: Because you're not.

-Trois Couleurs: Bleu

tomphoolry @ 11/26/2007 11:57:04 AM

The Jerk

Navin Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one...I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Navin Johnson: He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.

Navin Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Navin Johnson: First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

sparklyeyedgal181 @ 11/26/2007 10:39:58 AM

Dramatic irony. It'll f**k you every time.

-Stranger Than Fiction

tomphoolry @ 11/26/2007 8:37:11 AM

Young Frankenstein

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor: (in Groucho Marx voice) Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.

Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers!
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.

86Apex @ 11/26/2007 7:32:12 AM

[While drunk] "I don't ask for much. I don't ask to be rich, and I don't ask to be famous, and I don't ask to play center field for the New York Yankees. I just want to get married and have a wife, and a house, and I want to have a kid, and I want to go see him be a tooth in the school play!"

Allen (Tom Hanks) in Splash

86Apex @ 11/21/2007 2:11:38 PM

"Man, you come right out of a comic book."

-Williams (Jim Kelly) in Enter The Dragon

86Apex @ 11/19/2007 7:33:12 AM

Passerby: Hi there, Sheriff.
Bambino: Shut up.

-They Call Me Trinity

maxriter @ 11/19/2007 7:23:18 AM

Mr. Thompson: What political group was in power in Germany at this time? Someone want to take this one? [ no responses ] Larry? Randy? Who haven't we heard from? [ thinking ] How many of you saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?

Doug: [ hand shoots up, excited ] I have it.. on.. tape..! I could bring it?

Mr. Thompson: No. Thank you. Now, who in the movie was Indiana Jones fighting.. [ Randy raises his hand ] ..besides the snakes? [ Randy meekly lowers his hand ] He was fighting the Na-a-a-a-a..

Class: Na-a-a-a-a-a..

Mr. Thompson: Na-a-a-a-zis..

Class: Nazis!!

Larry: Mr. Thompson, I was gonna say Nazis!

Seinfeld - History Class

orion1977 @ 11/19/2007 7:05:17 AM

Margaret: "I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will."
Carrie: "Breasts, Mamma. They're called breasts, and every woman has them."

Carrie (Brian De Palma) 1976

86Apex @ 11/18/2007 11:53:37 PM

"Van Goch!" Did you hear that? She said
Van Goch. Like an Arab she spoke."

-Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) in Manhattan

sykeo56 @ 11/18/2007 5:49:01 PM

"Maverick's supersonic. I'll be there in thirty seconds." - Maverick, Top Gun

thenegativeone @ 11/18/2007 5:32:12 PM

NSFW for Language

tchengrox @ 11/18/2007 5:11:50 PM

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

The Princess Bride

86Apex @ 11/18/2007 12:12:31 AM

Dante: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

-Clerks

86Apex @ 11/17/2007 11:46:10 PM

Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.

-Manhattan

titojuante @ 11/17/2007 10:32:26 PM

Oh, videos aren't working well for me today so I just skipped that. I actually looked to see if anyone put these down.

86Apex @ 11/17/2007 10:25:51 PM

Look on page 1 quote #9. ;)

Gotta love Blue Velvet.

86Apex @ 11/14/2007 2:37:06 PM

Here's a chance to post your favorite movie quotes. I'll start it off.

"Where am I? Oh, here I am."

-Dr. Einstein (Peter Lorre) in Arsenic And Old Lace