Dante Hicks]]>
Lenny: Steubenville?
[When Jimmy is reluctant to sign a management contract]
Lenny: Are you crazy? A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio! Gimme a pen, I'm signin'! You're signin'! We're all signin'!
I love That Thing You Do!]]>
I don't even know your name.
Bend over.
Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
(Fletch Lives-1989)
Fletch is one of those movies with countless lines (both of them):
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Star Wars]]>
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Abe: He's a ventriloquist on the radio -- how do you know he's not moving his lips?
-Radio Days]]>
From Crossroads
Willie Brown: Where I come from, you don't blow no harp, you don't get no pussy.
Willie Brown:Muddy Waters invented electricity.
Willie Brown: Why do you want to know about all that stuff?
Eugene Martone: I'm a blues man.
Willie Brown: A blues man?
[starts laughing]
Willie Brown: Where you from, boy?
Eugene Martone: Well, I was born in Long Island.
Willie Brown: Oh, Long Island aww s**t, this is rich! Long Island: the famous 'breeding ground' for blues men!
[laughing almost hysterically]]]>
-The Calcium Kid]]>
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Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"
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Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
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all from the great movie: Idiocracy]]>
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Blues Brothers]]>
Linda: That's easy for you to say. How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?
Doctor: I guess I could hear myself coming! Miss Lovelace... listen, we have the problem, so all we have to do now is find a solution.
Linda: Like what?
Doctor: Like... like DEEP THROAT!
[If you haven't seen the movie: Yes, that is indeed the plot.]]]>
Mr. BlondeReminded me of a line from Get Carter. The proper one. Don't know if it's in the Stallone one.
In the middle of a tense gun fight:
Are you coming in? Or do we piss about all day?]]>
"Let's split up."
"Yeah, we can do more damage that way."
- Ghostbusters]]>
Chris Knight:
Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch Taylor:
No.
Chris Knight:
Why am I the only person that has that dream?
-Real Genius]]>
"My name is Otto. It means 'eight'."
"Let me correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian! The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself!' And the London Underground is not a political movement!"]]>
Not in a thousand years.
"Not in a thousand years"... That's my girl.
Hannibal (most romantical movie scene ever!)]]>
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his @sshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
The Long Kiss GoodnightThat may be my favorite movie quote of all time. I looooooove that movie!]]>
Oh Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad, Benson!
Time Bandits]]>
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his @sshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
The Long Kiss Goodnight]]>
Mr. Blonde]]>
SLC Punk!]]>
Hallelujah! Holy Sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?
-Clark W. Griswold]]>
-Harold And Maude]]>
-Alice et Martin]]>
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Tell me, when you saw Lecter's murders, their style, so to speak, were you able perhaps to reconstruct his fantasies? And, if so, did you jot down any impressions?
Will Graham: No.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Let me be frank, Mr. Graham. The first definitive analysis of Lecter will be a publisher's wet dream. I'd give you full credit, of course
[Graham towards cell door]
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Dammit, man, you must have some advice. You caught him. What was your trick?
Will Graham: I let him kill me]]>
Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
Jayne Cobb, Serenity
My Turn.
River Tam, you guessed it, Serenity]]>
Neil: [Neil finds Todd sitting alone on the roof] Hey!
Todd Anderson: Hey.
Neil: What's going on?
Todd Anderson: Today's my birthday.
Neil: Is today your birthday? Happy birthday!
Todd Anderson: Thanks.
Neil: What'd you get?
Todd Anderson: [indicating the desk set lying beside him] My parents gave me this.
Neil: Isn't this the same desk set ...
Todd Anderson: Yeah. Yeah, they gave me the same thing as last year.
Neil: Oh... maybe they thought you needed another one.
Todd Anderson: Maybe they weren't thinking about anything at all. The funny thing is about this is, I didn't even like it the first time.
Neil: Todd, I think you're underestimating the value of this desk set.
[He picks it up]
Neil: I mean, who would want a football or a baseball...
Todd Anderson: ...or a car...
Neil: Or a car, if they could have a desk set as wonderful as this one? I mean, if I were ever going to buy a desk set... twice... I would probably buy this one. Both times! In fact, its shape... it's rather aerodynamic, isn't it?
[he walks to the edge of the roof]
Neil: You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly!
[he hands it to Todd]
Neil: Todd? The world's first unmanned flying desk set.
[Todd throws it off the roof - papers fly everywhere and things crash and clatter to the ground]
Neil: Oh my! Well, I wouldn't worry. You'll get another one next year.]]>
The Life Of Brian]]>
"Yippee kai-ay, motherf**ka!"
John McClain - Die Hard
and how about:
"If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? And certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time, now is there?"
Jeff Spiccoli - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
and:
"Do you miinnd if we dance wit yo dates?"
Big black guy in club - Animal House
Oh, yeah. We are totally classy when it comes to our movie choices.]]>
-The Deer Hunter]]>
c'mon... who doesn't use that one at least once or twice a year?!]]>
Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.
Hudson: *Seventeen days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!
Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
[to Newt]
Ripley: Right?
[Newt apes a salute]
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?
Hudson is my favorite character
Aliens]]>
Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the a*****es in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
American Beauty]]>
"The cucumber does nothing. Heh heh heh. This is something we make up."]]>
Keyser Soze
the Usual Suspects]]>
Ashley (Amy Adams), Junebug]]>
"I Got Somethin to SAY! Its better to burn out! Than to fade away!"
with Michael Jackson like spin move.]]>
Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.
Lt. Amos: Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos: Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like s**t, but... he looked like you.
Ford Fairlane: I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm.
Ford Fairlane: Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.
Ford Fairlane: Johnny was the only guy who could out-disgust me. When we were kids we had gross-out contests. I coughed a pile of phlegm on a table, he said "Nice try." and pulled out a straw...
Don Cleveland: [to Julian Grendale] With friends like you, who needs enemas?
Julian Grendel: My mother used to say..."If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're out of the goddamn room!"
Slam the Rapper: You stupid Sal's Pizza garlic-breath smellin' motherf**ker. Today is the last day of the rest of your life.]]>
-Sandra (Jane Asher) in Death At A Funeral]]>
-Mario Ruoppolo (Massimo Troisi) in Il Postino]]>
Denis: Elevator?
Alexander Kerner: Broken.
Denis: s**t.
Alexander Kerner: You can say that again.
-Good Bye Lenin!]]>
It was indeed. Now, on to the quotes:
"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."
"Carpe Diem - sieze the day."
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today
Tomorrow will be dying."
All from John Keating in the film Dead Poets Society. An excellent film.]]>
[Explaining Xixo's conversation with a baboon in a tree who grabbed the Coke bottle] "He spoke long and earnestly to the baboon and explained, that is an evil thing you've got there, and it brought much unhappiness to my family and it will surely bring much unhappiness to yours unless you give it back to me and let me throw it away. He spoke so earnestly that the baboon began to take note and dropped the evil thing. He said, that is a very wise thing you have done."
-The Gods Must Be Crazy]]>
Or, to avoid derailing the thread*:
I feel afraid and there's something more. I feel ashamed. There. You asked me and I told you. How was it your first time? - Bromhead, Zulu.
*probably the only time I'll ever do that...]]>
-What's Up Doc]]>
Marty: Don't point, OK. Can I look at it?
Nigel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.
Both from This is Spinal TapSo I take it you ended up watching the movie then?]]>
Marty: Don't point, OK. Can I look at it?
Nigel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.
Both from This is Spinal Tap]]>
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"Where am I? Oh, here I am."
-Dr. Einstein (Peter Lorre) in Arsenic And Old Lace]]>