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doggylives @ 4/4/2008 4:37:15 PM

« JOHNDX : They were for you, remember?

:-)

You had enemas for me?!

Well I don't know what to say. Thanks?

JOHNDX @ 4/4/2008 4:31:42 PM

They were for you, remember?

:-)

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 4:29:51 PM

« JOHNDX : The answer is 42.

Your ass must be sore as hell :D

sykeo56 @ 4/4/2008 4:26:02 PM

Haha. Good idea.

JOHNDX @ 4/4/2008 3:50:47 PM

very funny. Hardee har har.

*rolls eyes*

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 3:31:09 PM

« pocksucket : "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Yes, it is. And bonus points to whomsoever can identify where that comes from.

eLJay @ 4/4/2008 3:24:30 PM

« leehblanc : Hmmm... clscott645 and I both have Macbooks, my son has a Compaq laptop, the kids have a brand new Core2Duo desktop and brand new Core2Duo Laptop. We have a Pentium 4 desktop that needs a power supply, and an AMD Athlon laptop that has a cracked screen casing but otherwise works perfectly. It is sitting in a corner right now because there is no place to put it. We have two Xbox 360s, two PS2s, and a Wii. Oh yeah, I think there is a Game Cube or two floating around here somewhere. Geek Central my ASCII!!

We're not worthy!

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2549/wayne.jpg

leehblanc @ 4/4/2008 3:14:09 PM

« Pocksucket : Meh.

I have that many for just one person.

And yes. I understand that five computers and living alone are not entirely unrelated.

Don't be so hard on yourself... we've seen your pictures. You're not ENTIRELY unfortunate looking :p

*just kidding of course
<---doesn't like getting downvoted by 36's

pocksucket @ 4/4/2008 3:13:59 PM

« mahler87 : Be excellent to each other!

And...

Party on, dudes!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Abraham_Lincoln_head_on_shoulders_photo_portrait.jpg/456px-Abraham_Lincoln_head_on_shoulders_photo_portrait.jpg

(Couldn't find a pic of Robert Barron as Abe, so this will have to do.

And this:

http://www.claim-today.co.uk/resource/images/robert_claim_today.jpg

)

leehblanc @ 4/4/2008 3:08:55 PM

« eLJay : Geek Alert:

I have a laptop--Sony vaio
BOTH daughters have a laptop One is a compac and one is another Sony
Lark has a laptop

and we have a desk top computer as well.

Welcome to geek central

Hmmm... clscott645 and I both have Macbooks, my son has a Compaq laptop, the kids have a brand new Core2Duo desktop and brand new Core2Duo Laptop. We have a Pentium 4 desktop that needs a power supply, and an AMD Athlon laptop that has a cracked screen casing but otherwise works perfectly. It is sitting in a corner right now because there is no place to put it. We have two Xbox 360s, two PS2s, and a Wii. Oh yeah, I think there is a Game Cube or two floating around here somewhere. Geek Central my ASCII!!

SpamTrap @ 4/4/2008 2:59:24 PM

« kikcolon : it was supposed to be a prank where i pose a simple question like do you use laptops? and then edit my post to be an embarrassing question. there is also another thread where i say i am not good at pranks.

I don't like laptops, I use desktops only.

Why dont you refrase your original question like this:
"What do you use instead of toilet paper?"
The enema question just does not keep the answers in context.

mahler87 @ 4/4/2008 2:38:26 PM

« pocksucket : Accuracy and speed. Excellent, dude!

Wyld Stallyns Rule!

Be excellent to each other!

pocksucket @ 4/4/2008 2:37:16 PM

« mahler87 : Keanu Reeves in his finest role, IMHO

Accuracy and speed. Excellent, dude!

Wyld Stallyns Rule!

mahler87 @ 4/4/2008 2:34:56 PM

« pocksucket : "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Yes, it is. And bonus points to whomsoever can identify where that comes from.

Keanu Reeves in his finest role, IMHO

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/stupid-characters/img_9.jpg

pocksucket @ 4/4/2008 2:33:47 PM

« favorablydisposed : I agree......oh, there is trickery afoot (is afoot a word?)

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Yes, it is. And bonus points to whomsoever can identify where that comes from.

dOntEAtpOOp @ 4/4/2008 1:38:26 PM

I thought it was funny kikcolon. My comment pretty much said that I use a laptop for enemas at home. Which is funny because it's true. haha.

Bandit @ 4/4/2008 1:02:30 PM

JOHNDX's answer is still my favorite.

favorablydisposed @ 4/4/2008 12:59:52 PM

« doggylives:I came in here expecting tubes up the ass but got laptops instead?!

I'm confused

I agree......oh, there is trickery afoot (is afoot a word?)

eLJay @ 4/4/2008 11:35:45 AM

HAHAHAHA! That's funny. I answered the lap top question. Thankfully I ramble when I answer a simple question so I didn't answer with a yes and a number. No, I go into full detail. I go on and on. Hmmm? Oh yeah...good one, eh!

clscott645 @ 4/4/2008 11:32:26 AM

Yes, it would have been brilliant.

I am glad I didn't answer to the first question.

pocksucket @ 4/4/2008 11:20:21 AM

It would have worked if none of us used the word "laptop".

In fact, it would have been pretty freakin' funny if we all hadn't gone and blown it.

I'm just thinking of my own contribution - Eljay saying that every member of their family has one and then me responding by saying I have 5 for my own personal use.

Maybe next time include the phrase "A simple yes or no is all I need."

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 8:49:22 AM

Got it! I didn't see the thread originally when it said laptops hence the confusion.

kikcolon @ 4/4/2008 8:34:03 AM

« doggylives : I came in here expecting tubes up the ass but got laptops instead?!

I'm confused

it was supposed to be a prank where i pose a simple question like do you use laptops? and then edit my post to be an embarrassing question. there is also another thread where i say i am not good at pranks.

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 8:16:31 AM

I came in here expecting tubes up the ass but got laptops instead?!

I'm confused

kikcolon @ 4/4/2008 7:36:51 AM

ha ha i forgot about this. this was supposed to be my april fool's day prank. i guess it didn't work.

anyway....APRIL FOOLS!

titojuante @ 4/1/2008 5:00:33 PM

Laptop for work only.

cartoonmotion @ 4/1/2008 4:57:10 PM

^ no comment.

I have a laptop.

sykeo56 @ 4/1/2008 4:50:43 PM

« keroberos32 : There is 2 people living here (one of them is me) and there are as many laptops.

« Jerry520 : Well what do you know? I happen to have a comfy lap. Take a seat. ;)

DON'T! He told me that it was comfy, but it just really isn't. It feels almost like he has one of those small bananas in his pocket, but it moves. Not sure why...

muppetmaker @ 4/1/2008 4:17:06 PM

I use a MacBook.

Soooooo... Yes.

Jerry520 @ 4/1/2008 4:11:57 PM

« badbud : I like laps

Well what do you know? I happen to have a comfy lap. Take a seat. ;)

badbud @ 4/1/2008 4:04:14 PM

I like laps

keroberos32 @ 4/1/2008 3:59:58 PM

There is 2 people living here (one of them is me) and there are as many laptops.

Pocksucket @ 4/1/2008 3:53:04 PM

Meh.

I have that many for just one person.

And yes. I understand that five computers and living alone are not entirely unrelated.

sykeo56 @ 4/1/2008 3:13:48 PM

I laptop.

eLJay @ 4/1/2008 2:33:33 PM

Geek Alert:

I have a laptop--Sony vaio
BOTH daughters have a laptop One is a compac and one is another Sony
Lark has a laptop

and we have a desk top computer as well.

Welcome to geek central

JOHNDX @ 4/1/2008 2:02:41 PM

« Bandit : JOHNDX I would upvote you, but you're currently sitting at 42 karma for this post.
this post instead.

Thanks, I thought the 42 looked pretty poetic

Bandit @ 4/1/2008 1:54:49 PM

« JOHNDX : The answer is 42.

JOHNDX I would upvote you, but you're currently sitting at 42 karma for this post.

So I will upvote this post instead.

I use a stinkpad T60 and T30 at work.

I use a T60 at home.

icepigs @ 4/1/2008 1:51:02 PM

I use 1 laptop at work.

I use 2 laptops and 2 desktops at home.

donteatpoop @ 4/1/2008 12:54:18 PM

I use a laptop at home

gnikgnok @ 4/1/2008 9:35:17 AM

« JOHNDX : The answer is 42.

No... you forgot to factor in the base of the vector - it's actually 417.

(laptop user at home)

TheStep @ 4/1/2008 9:31:26 AM

I do.

(Not in a marriage sense, you understand...)

Ross @ 4/1/2008 9:10:31 AM

I do

JOHNDX @ 4/1/2008 8:53:48 AM

The answer is 42.

kikcolon @ 4/1/2008 8:51:15 AM

doing a survey. does anyone here use an enema? if so how many times a day?